tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post629691557193646620..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: How to Clamscape Using the Disney MethodMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28150591496964370482010-02-18T22:41:38.021-05:002010-02-18T22:41:38.021-05:00BEST Instant Message conversation EVER. Very. Funn...BEST Instant Message conversation EVER. Very. Funny.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26132052267582247682010-02-16T11:59:48.346-05:002010-02-16T11:59:48.346-05:00Ya, if you remove your panties and hear "boof...Ya, if you remove your panties and hear "boof", that's not a good sign.bikramyogachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39657352198768998152010-02-16T11:33:15.591-05:002010-02-16T11:33:15.591-05:00Women SHAVE?!?!?!
Perhaps I should stop gleaning...Women SHAVE?!?!?! <br /><br />Perhaps I should stop gleaning my grooming tips from dad's '70s Playboys...Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81409788792609009852010-02-16T10:09:40.442-05:002010-02-16T10:09:40.442-05:00Okay you have me hooked...that was hilarious and I...Okay you have me hooked...that was hilarious and I am now a follower.Deliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664763000898562122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42847205233587235102010-02-16T10:06:21.785-05:002010-02-16T10:06:21.785-05:00Matt: EXACTLY.
Hiphop: If you could get on that p...Matt: EXACTLY.<br /><br />Hiphop: If you could get on that promotion, I'd appreciate it.<br /><br />Soccer: Bald is beautiful. So is neatly trimmed. Or, really, anything..I'm good with anything.<br /><br />Mjenks: After a foot job, wouldn't your wiggly smell like feet?<br /><br />Like, more than usual?<br /><br />Me-Me: Totally hooking them up. Totally.<br /><br />Lilu: You're an interior decorator? I don't get it.<br /><br />Madwoman: Mine are counter high, but only if I count the kids' PlaySkool kitchen set.<br /><br />lbluca: Aren't they permed automagically?<br /><br />Christina: Glad I could contribute to your brain failure.<br /><br />JenJen: You sound dainty.<br /><br />Mike: I don't know. Maybe we should examine the remains on the exit.<br /><br />J: OMG OMG The Travelocity GNOME!! <br /><br />Perfect.<br /><br />Daffy: I would totally give you a tutorial if I had a spare vagina lying around.<br /><br />Jen: Are you saying that the Mach 5 can impregnate women?!<br /><br />Malach: Um..<br /><br />Thanks?<br /><br />Laurie: THANK YOU.<br /><br />Maxie: Yes.<br /><br />It's a jungle down there.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87690703950294676092010-02-15T23:46:28.338-05:002010-02-15T23:46:28.338-05:00Also, do old people even have pubic hair?
Is it ...Also, do old people even have pubic hair? <br /><br />Is it gray?<br /><br />So much you can help me out with here.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83908032311152826282010-02-15T22:46:20.109-05:002010-02-15T22:46:20.109-05:00Women, less is more.
Seriously.Women, less is more. <br /><br />Seriously.Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16607255437403101122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14806427257166934062010-02-15T22:36:10.291-05:002010-02-15T22:36:10.291-05:00I made a nice arrow pointing the way for you with ...I made a nice arrow pointing the way for you with my pubesMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87333448663976740582010-02-15T21:27:49.065-05:002010-02-15T21:27:49.065-05:00I let my then husband do some shaving on me once. ...I let my then husband do some shaving on me once. Never again, I flew off on a business trip the following day and itched like crazy the entire week. <br /><br />I have a seven year old daughter from that little afternoon excursion.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5184535871537222622010-02-15T20:57:22.630-05:002010-02-15T20:57:22.630-05:00I'm in favor of a tutorial...maybe you could w...I'm in favor of a tutorial...maybe you could work on that? mmmmK/1?Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21794062410169854512010-02-15T18:41:31.320-05:002010-02-15T18:41:31.320-05:00Society's kind forced me to go bare, being tha...Society's kind forced me to go bare, being that I wasn't born in the 70's. :( So i empathize with your oregon friend.<br /><br />Also, the picture of the little "dainty" woman was distracting... I couldn't help but picture the Travelocity gnome when I looked at her feet.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356849584110806158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17042495107860871062010-02-15T18:25:12.663-05:002010-02-15T18:25:12.663-05:00Is that girl eating a hamster or kitten? Cuz one t...Is that girl eating a hamster or kitten? Cuz one tastes better than the other. It's an important distinction.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41906583178788712552010-02-15T17:47:19.570-05:002010-02-15T17:47:19.570-05:00I know how she feels; I've been the recipient ...I know how she feels; I've been the recipient of "you sound dainty" more than once.<br /><br />I'm easily offended.JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62138877668629069802010-02-15T16:15:21.921-05:002010-02-15T16:15:21.921-05:00I think I just had an aneurysm reading this. Lol. ...I think I just had an aneurysm reading this. Lol. Hilarious, man. Seriously. Just. Wow.Christina Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09801281510831289238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40329084027619084972010-02-15T15:39:18.582-05:002010-02-15T15:39:18.582-05:00What about permed pubes? I hear that can be a nice...What about permed pubes? I hear that can be a nice looklbluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/12025288926725230627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63824490449889891582010-02-15T15:30:07.218-05:002010-02-15T15:30:07.218-05:00yeah, my response is the same as Jessica's and...yeah, my response is the same as Jessica's and my guy's are counter high. That said, I've waxed the hoo hoo and with enough drugs, I could take it or leave it.<br />Bald beaver is sort of weird looking (unless you're an infant and thats a completely different convo!)The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28202465064511355252010-02-15T14:55:49.355-05:002010-02-15T14:55:49.355-05:00If I were a real redhead I'd leave something, ...If I were a real redhead I'd leave something, just so I could make smart aleck remarks to people inquiring about "carpets" and "drapes."rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84480209792451435222010-02-15T14:05:33.590-05:002010-02-15T14:05:33.590-05:00Yeah, Don covered it for me too...no, not that way...Yeah, Don covered it for me too...no, not that way. <br /><br />Anyway, next time have Kellie get in touch with Don...yes, that way.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75834156390401974802010-02-15T13:26:38.721-05:002010-02-15T13:26:38.721-05:00I can't remember what shitty book I had to lea...I can't remember what shitty book I had to learn it from in college. Some of the videos they had of women who looked Yoda old with feet that had been bound was pretty messed up.<br /><br />It did cause me to give pause, however, when the lecturer--a very...husky...woman, we'll say--said "Men, wouldn't it be romantic to have a woman sit on your chest and masturbate you with her feet?"<br /><br />And then she showed us pictures of the results of foot binding.<br /><br />*puke*MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9616994787647806982010-02-15T13:19:00.742-05:002010-02-15T13:19:00.742-05:00I totally get where she is coming from. If you nee...I totally get where she is coming from. If you need bush trimming opinions you should always ask a guy. In my personal opnion, I think going "bald" makes women look like a grade schooler. I guess thats ok if your into underage crap.SoccerMomhttp://soccermom-sportsnut.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45278506441844903072010-02-15T13:11:43.078-05:002010-02-15T13:11:43.078-05:00Your blog should be required reading on syllabusse...Your blog should be required reading on syllabusses (syllabi?) across the nation.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90074126023388196602010-02-15T13:02:36.106-05:002010-02-15T13:02:36.106-05:00any guy who pretends that vagina hair actually mat...any guy who pretends that vagina hair actually matters to him is probably full of shit.<br /><br />or stupid.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48621693917199705432010-02-15T12:59:40.743-05:002010-02-15T12:59:40.743-05:00Jessica: How tall is this guy?
Sarah P: I will ne...Jessica: How tall is this guy?<br /><br />Sarah P: I will need to see this in sketch form.<br /><br />Travis: Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders voted Nation's Hottest.<br /><br />So..yeah. F 'em.<br /><br />Elly: Banana Vulva comments always get me, too.<br /><br />Jules: So is 'Oregon' and 'Hippy.'<br /><br />Maxie: REPUNZEL?!<br /><br />Eva: He tends to do that a lot. Usually, not correctly.<br /><br />Kris: That explains why your vibrators emit clicking noises when they get close.<br /><br />Lee: Yes. They all resemble Yeti.<br /><br />And..WELCOME BACK!<br /><br />Tee: You have NO idea.<br /><br />Summer: CONGO?! Now I want to go monkey hunting.<br /><br />No idea what that means.<br /><br />Vodka: You say that like it's a bad thing.<br /><br />Perhaps I've said too much.<br /><br />Ziva: No problem. Sucks that you had that whole 'I'm a great new beverage' thing going then the whole bottom fell out.<br /><br />Nevermind.<br /><br />I'm thinking Zima.<br /><br />Speaking: Like something like that has ever stopped you before.<br /><br />Riiiiiight.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20600435017566462812010-02-15T12:48:30.890-05:002010-02-15T12:48:30.890-05:00i am still too horrified at what i believe to eith...i am still too horrified at what i believe to either be a kitten or a skunk being shoved down that disturbed individual's mouth to talk about anyone's vaginaSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60991598253736615852010-02-15T12:28:54.351-05:002010-02-15T12:28:54.351-05:00I'm always happy to read a good vagina IM conv...I'm always happy to read a good vagina IM conversation. Or vagIMasation, if you will. And Kellie seems like a really nice girl. A little biased towards the not-so grassy knoll, but nice.<br /><br />Thanks for the great read!Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.com