tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6453803414953989681..comments2009-12-05T08:38:32.678-05:00Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1436636222626222092009-12-04T21:02:33.302-05:002009-12-04T21:02:33.302-05:00Too funny! Cracking me up!OGLADIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18202560756416869763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63439989016073845522009-10-30T19:40:18.395-04:002009-10-30T19:40:18.395-04:00Not really planning to see Paranormal Activity, but now I just might . . . nah, not really.<br /><br />I can&#39;t stand rude jackasses in movie theaters. I think we should be allowed to stab them, no?Knuckleheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50736927012714308932009-10-30T14:26:07.228-04:002009-10-30T14:26:07.228-04:00you freaked out at the end too, huh? yup. i peed myself just a little bit....Gauchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82030865177031331432009-10-30T06:37:29.295-04:002009-10-30T06:37:29.295-04:00kys: Nope..I&#39;m famous and they still let them in. <br /><br />I&#39;m not sure I&#39;m the best example to use here, though.<br /><br />Malach: I wouldn&#39;t go so far as to say my wife HATED it, but I know she didn&#39;t like it much and does not want to see it again. Unlike the Blair Witch Project which we&#39;ve seen 75 times.<br /><br />Tater Tot: FYI: Moog + spooge = mooge. That phrase was established here a while ago. <br /><br />So, yeah...it&#39;s a little dirty.<br /><br />Olly: Hindsight sucks, doesn&#39;t it?<br /><br />Bonehead: That&#39;s one of the reasons I only allow my wife to walk around barefoot.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81865331778095129292009-10-30T00:41:15.034-04:002009-10-30T00:41:15.034-04:00I once thought it would be a good idea to call my wife &quot;Dawg&quot; - She turned around and slapped me in the mouth with a shoe. Now I have a permanent lisp and a distasteful fear of Randy Jackson.Boneheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16453498373345212677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70645109575738244702009-10-29T23:35:21.474-04:002009-10-29T23:35:21.474-04:00Yeah, Blair Witch movie... After all the hype, I went to see it with a few friends. Jeez, talk about low budget. A forest, a few friends, a few hits of acid and a flashlight. We all agreed we could have made this movie in our senior year of high school.Ollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2039229156077368792009-10-29T23:33:20.689-04:002009-10-29T23:33:20.689-04:00And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love you! <br /><br />That&#39;s my best Whitney Houston dawg, did I make it dawg and I in dawg?<br /><br />I&#39;ve been mooged! That sounds dirty and I like it. You couldn&#39;t make me stop following now! Glad I found your blog!Tater Tot Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07361834893353790529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4387720986511825602009-10-29T20:59:36.735-04:002009-10-29T20:59:36.735-04:00My wife hated itMalach the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34437322620092129952009-10-29T18:53:59.629-04:002009-10-29T18:53:59.629-04:00I need to be famous so places will not allow the general public in while I&#39;m there.kyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23647519422380122562009-10-29T18:26:18.498-04:002009-10-29T18:26:18.498-04:00Joker: I just throw the lisp and Randy Jackson references the fuck out there.<br /><br />Do with them what you will.<br /><br />Coffee: I read your comment but it comes out like an ebonics class taught by a redneck.<br /><br />Veggie: You&#39;re right about that stupid bitch. But if you think SHE&#39;S annoying, wait til you meet the guy in this one.<br /><br />JenJen: Nice job trying to pull one over on the one who&#39;s usually pulling over on one of the pulls that..um..pulled..a..<br /><br />*cricket<br /><br />Jenny The Bloggess: Holy. Shit.<br /><br />(trumpets sound)<br /><br />You should stop feeling betrayed and just go make him a sandwich.<br /><br />Throat kicking is what husbands do best.<br /><br />Kind of like Tiggers but instead of bouncing and shit we physically abuse tender parts of the anatomy.<br /><br />The song isn&#39;t nearly quite as catchy, as you can imagine.<br /><br />The more you know.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3212704056988637052009-10-29T17:08:30.998-04:002009-10-29T17:08:30.998-04:00My husband kicks me in the throat all the time and says that&#39;s just what you do as a husband. Now I feel betrayed.Jenny, the Bloggesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13718481135182612620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85816773301905768502009-10-29T16:29:19.534-04:002009-10-29T16:29:19.534-04:00This is quite possibly the funniest string of comments I&#39;ve read in a while, Moog.<br /><br />Yes. When I was a TEEN. <br />Fine.<br />FINE.<br />I did it last week.<br />Fucking truth serum.JenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75185585500829380322009-10-29T16:22:05.853-04:002009-10-29T16:22:05.853-04:00Candy wrappers, seat narrators and well...people in general, are the reason I only go to the movies on like..Tuesday nights. Plus it&#39;s six bucks on weekdays. <br /><br />I&#39;m going to see Paranormal Activity next week and it better have some redeeming qualities after the hype.<br /><br />As for the Blair Witch I liked it first time around - thought it eerie and creepy more than downright scary. However, I saw it again recently and thought it sucked balls. I spent the whole movie wishing to god the witch would kill the girl or else I&#39;d have to. Most annoying person on film EVER.The Vegetable Assassinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03424494321495284162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53250501823960752862009-10-29T15:29:30.702-04:002009-10-29T15:29:30.702-04:00Stand up, turn around with your hand in your pocket and say, “Yo, dawgs, if’en y’all don’t shut the fuck up there will be some spay and neutering going on rat ‘chere ratt now.” Then run like hell when they pull their guns.Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31671591592537341282009-10-29T14:42:10.529-04:002009-10-29T14:42:10.529-04:00Did the Paranormal Marketing Machine pay you for this review? Is it a reverse psychology thing? The more it gets panned the more we want to see it?<br /><br />The Joker is confused!Joker_SATXhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04762955915449492543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74775429637265789362009-10-29T14:22:00.638-04:002009-10-29T14:22:00.638-04:00Carissa: Honestly...if you skip the first hour and THEN show up, you might like it more.<br /><br />CatLady: YES. ONLY for preschoolers.<br /><br />You&#39;re welcome.<br /><br />Joshua: You go during the middle of the day in the middle of the week?<br /><br />How&#39;s that nighttime Wendy&#39;s gig going for ya?<br /><br />Yankee: Actually..I really liked Blair Witch, so - yeah - you kinda are alone.<br /><br />I&#39;m sorry to break that to you at this point.<br /><br />WELCOME TO THE BLOG!<br /><br />Me-Me: Great...now I&#39;ll have &#39;Separate Ways&#39; going through my head the rest of the day.<br /><br />Can you say, &#39;awesome?&#39;<br /><br />Derek: No she&#39;s not. Ironically, her husband&#39;s name is &#39;Derek.&#39;<br /><br />Creepy.<br /><br />Narm: The fact that I actually tried to go to that site disturbs me more than the end of the movie.<br /><br />Don: Ebonics has been very good to you!<br /><br />Funnyrunner: That&#39;s why God gave us opposable thumbs. So we can strangle these people.<br /><br />Olly: Sorry...couldn&#39;t hear you over my big bag of pretzels.<br /><br />Bikram: If it WAS from something else, at least I&#39;d have something better to watch.<br /><br />Fizzgig: Your secret about Twilight is out.<br /><br />For shame. For SHAME.<br /><br />Bird Shit: Yeah...they usually require that you BUY the tickets..so the lack of funds thing could be a deal breaker for you.<br /><br />Lee: I think I&#39;ll be at Astro Boy this weekend with my kids.<br /><br />I&#39;ll bring the cyanide if you bring the Kool Aid.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48685796556968668362009-10-29T14:07:03.143-04:002009-10-29T14:07:03.143-04:00Blair Witch freaked me out, but I prefer the old Jason and Freddie movies to the new high tech scary ones. I&#39;ll take a pass and go see Astro Boy.Lee the Hot Flash Queenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06008336128049089410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81893431548801058692009-10-29T14:04:29.994-04:002009-10-29T14:04:29.994-04:00I will not go to the movie theater for that reason. I HATE when people talk! Well, that and I&#39;m poor.....Bird Shit and Baby Cacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12965945374947557024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49629098770236955842009-10-29T13:51:15.775-04:002009-10-29T13:51:15.775-04:00you didnt miss much w/the kids talking. i secretly really want to see twilight, but i wont see it in theaters cus of all the kids. i think im going to have to steal it i mean, wait til its on DVD.Fizzgighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12086526805778452531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28845045778690403342009-10-29T13:15:57.943-04:002009-10-29T13:15:57.943-04:00You KNOW there&#39;s going to be teeny boppers in a movie like that. Just consider yourself lucky the s sounds were from talking....and not something else.bikramyogachickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34751152364513534642009-10-29T13:09:33.051-04:002009-10-29T13:09:33.051-04:00I&#39;m with Funnyrunner. Nothing drives me as crazy as the sound of crinkley candy wrappers and bags in a movie theater. Why can&#39;t they make packaging quiet?Ollyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89112355575625062222009-10-29T12:43:10.502-04:002009-10-29T12:43:10.502-04:00hee hee! On my flight home from Europe a couple of weeks ago, this old, old woman had this paper bag that she handled CONSTANTLY. The whole fucking flight all I heard was the crinkling of this paper bag. She would put something in. She would take something out. She would fondle it lovingly. She was driving me apeshit.Funnyrunnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26520401537939315392009-10-29T12:43:05.599-04:002009-10-29T12:43:05.599-04:00hee hee! On my flight home from Europe a couple of weeks ago, this old, old woman had this paper bag that she handled CONSTANTLY. The whole fucking flight all I heard was the crinkling of this paper bag. She would put something in. She would take something out. She would fondle it lovingly. She was driving me apeshit.Funnyrunnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20964938678745895952009-10-29T12:27:00.500-04:002009-10-29T12:27:00.500-04:00Goddamn dawg! Chill! The movie suckths fo&#39; shizzle dawg. Yo dawg, don&#39;t be ditthin&#39; on my man Randy Jacksthon dawg. Ever tried to spell like someone who lisps talks? It&#39;s not fucking easy dawg.Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57828675548046019902009-10-29T12:16:33.086-04:002009-10-29T12:16:33.086-04:00I was going to go see this movie but fuckit - I can shit myself at home! And it is WAY easier to film it there. <br /><br />2Narms1Cup.comNarmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.com