Comments on Mental Poo: Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101

Bet you I was fatter. When I walked down the stree...

2009-12-17T10:09:53.177-05:00

Bet you I was fatter. When I walked down the street, people would say 'goddammit, that's one fat cook'. But I was a beefcaaaake.

This was so hilarious! Had me rolling in tears. ...

2009-11-20T13:04:30.269-05:00

This was so hilarious! Had me rolling in tears.

You truly have a way of telling life stories in a comical way. Poor coach!

ok...so i'm reading this and laughing and crying a...

2009-11-16T11:30:48.460-05:00

ok...so i'm reading this and laughing and crying at the same time and my 3 yr old wants to know what's so funny. i censor well and tell her that a man is telling a story about when he was a kid and fell off a skateboard and got hurt. she looks at me with utter disgust and says, "that's not funny. that's mean." then i laughed harder. that's just how i am.

I was never the fat kid I'm still not the fat kid...

2009-11-13T12:55:13.798-05:00

I was never the fat kid

I'm still not the fat kid

But I can't skateboard either so we have that in common...

...and I often find myself propelled through life ass over tea kettle....quite the experience it is

Thanks for ripping my heart out first thing in the...

2009-11-13T11:12:35.038-05:00

Thanks for ripping my heart out first thing in the morning with that blog link.

I never had a skateboard as a kid. My fat kid ass...

2009-11-13T10:29:37.061-05:00

I never had a skateboard as a kid. My fat kid ass would've snapped it in half.

Thanks! You have validated my decision to avoid ex...

2009-11-13T06:59:15.699-05:00

Thanks! You have validated my decision to avoid exercise for another 6 months or so.

Malach: There could be worse things than being fat...

2009-11-13T06:36:14.183-05:00

Malach: There could be worse things than being fat.

Like living in New Bedford, or something.

You're mean to me.

Meleah: You're welcome.

I accept PayPal.

Knucklehead: I don't even think I'd qualify as 'fat' these days. I mean, I was fat..but I wasn't "2009 kid fat"..that shit's just crazy.

VE: I was the same height and weight as you when I was 18. Now I'm 5'3", 160 pounds.

Aging sucks.

MikeWJ: I went the other way around. My Adonis days didn't hit til just recently. You should see me, I'm quite magnificent.

Oh. Sorry about the DQ, Moooog. P.S. -- I was ski...

2009-11-13T01:36:18.348-05:00

Oh. Sorry about the DQ, Moooog.

P.S. -- I was skinny as a kid. Now, not so much. Wish it was the other way around.

When I was 18 I was 5' 11 1/2" and weighed 128 pou...

2009-11-13T00:28:32.463-05:00

When I was 18 I was 5' 11 1/2" and weighed 128 pounds...the only fat I knew about was Albert...

Love your t-shirt. And there's something inherent...

2009-11-12T23:51:14.000-05:00

Love your t-shirt. And there's something inherently funny about fat kids. Can't explain it really, but it's the truth.

Okay, I lost it at your TITLE and I laughed the wh...

2009-11-12T23:30:14.094-05:00

Okay, I lost it at your TITLE and I laughed the whole way this entire post! And after the day I had? I really needed that kind of laugh. So thank you for being a FAT KID.

PS:
Nice linkage [at the end/UPDATED section of this post]- Im off to click and probably cry my face off

Or if you will . . . OK son, you going to have to...

2009-11-12T20:20:24.868-05:00

Or if you will . . .

OK son, you going to have to lift up your shirt and give me back those two hams you stole . . wait minute, your just a fat kid.

Hey Chunk!

2009-11-12T20:19:27.836-05:00

Hey Chunk!

Toe: SEE?! SEE?!? MORE EVIDENCE!! Keep the fatt...

2009-11-12T18:08:15.629-05:00

Toe: SEE?! SEE?!? MORE EVIDENCE!!

Keep the fatties at HOME, people. AT. HOME.

JD: You're right..not sure how I missed that one.

Resigning my post as band manager...

Vodka: I know about hindsight all too well. I have two kids.

JenJen: You're right. You should really turn your shirt right-side-out when you throw them in the laundry.

Helpful tip.

Pale: The ex-lax post is one of MY personal all-time favorites.

NOW.

Back then...not so funny.

Kris: Tron..sports..Richard Simmons references...I'm like a cornucopia of knowledge, but instead of knowledge it's just a giant pile of shit.

Jenny the Bloggess: Jenny..always a pleasure when you stop by.

And, um...

You lived with your Uncle?

If he was anything like my uncle, I suppose that explains a lot.

Kate: Yes..the positive aspect to being fat was that I developed a giant case of low self-esteem and learned to cower under intense ridicule.

Thanks for dredging that shit back to the surface.

There must've been some positive aspect to your fa...

2009-11-12T17:59:00.561-05:00

There must've been some positive aspect to your fatness? Didn't your rolls of lard cushion the fall? ;)

Fucking awesome. Also, I had a lime green skatebo...

2009-11-12T17:52:24.345-05:00

Fucking awesome. Also, I had a lime green skateboard but it was only mine when my uncle wasn't home because it was really his. That's sad, really.

Best part for me was you talking about Tron. Heh. ...

2009-11-12T17:43:01.531-05:00

Best part for me was you talking about Tron. Heh. Tron. Whatta movie.

I wasn't fat as a kid but did a similar STUPID ska...

2009-11-12T17:20:25.949-05:00

I wasn't fat as a kid but did a similar STUPID skateboard trick. I guess it was ok though, since the neighbor who had to carry me home didn't break their back.

BTW - I clicked on and read your fat/ex lax post. I laughed out loud.

You crack me up and I swear it's not easy to do.

I was constantly turning my head to read the shirt...

2009-11-12T17:18:02.889-05:00

I was constantly turning my head to read the shirt: I Fuck on the First Date.
Sometimes it was right, sometimes he wore it inside out and backwards.
Thanks for the trickery.

w00t!

Funny how brilliant an idea isn;t so much when we ...

2009-11-12T16:55:33.411-05:00

Funny how brilliant an idea isn;t so much when we land on our asses.. funny story

"Fat Unconscious Pile of Stupidity" would be a goo...

2009-11-12T15:04:15.627-05:00

"Fat Unconscious Pile of Stupidity" would be a good band name too.

Poor little fat boy.

My brother was a fatty when we jumped our bikes of...

2009-11-12T14:59:16.194-05:00

My brother was a fatty when we jumped our bikes off the little plywood jump on the sidewalk his bike bent and he fell just like this and laid there until my mom came out to get him. Only there was much screaming and crying involved and concerned looks from strangers while me and my sister laughed and pointed.

Me-Me: I was, like, 8 at the time. Plus, I'd prob...

2009-11-12T14:37:47.492-05:00

Me-Me: I was, like, 8 at the time. Plus, I'd probably eat the flowers.

Jay: To this day, they've kept the pothole I created in the street out of respect.

Speaking: How is the hair a stray if you grew it? On a side note, how can I make you stop saying things that make me nauseous?

Joker: Yes..near crippling experiences are always funny in hindsight. Someday, Stephen Hawking is going to laugh his ass off.

bikramyogachick: But..was the candy okay?

MikeWJ: Dairy Queen in my town closed down years ago.

Coincidentally, it was right around the time I stopped eating there.

Huh.

I just like to take a moment to point out that the...

2009-11-12T14:20:48.239-05:00

I just like to take a moment to point out that the Gods of Nabisco rock and will be appearing live and in concert at the Dairy Queen in Mooooog's hometown this weekend. If you don't know where the DQ is, contact Mooooog for directions because he spent a lot of time (and money) there as a kid and could lead you there blindfolded.