tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6624648932391586479..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73671386832115188842010-11-12T10:50:28.536-05:002010-11-12T10:50:28.536-05:00Twinkee Goo is totally hot, especially when it'...Twinkee Goo is totally hot, especially when it's near a lime green skateboard. If it's injured it can't get away. Perfect scenario .ThePeachy1http://www.beingpeachy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91496646744910667292010-07-06T14:54:27.266-04:002010-07-06T14:54:27.266-04:00I almost pee myself everytime I read your blog, I ...I almost pee myself everytime I read your blog, I don't know if I should quit reading or buy some big girl diapers.Stacyonthecouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890762246400326494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38777456865819020682009-12-17T10:09:53.177-05:002009-12-17T10:09:53.177-05:00Bet you I was fatter. When I walked down the stree...Bet you I was fatter. When I walked down the street, people would say 'goddammit, that's one fat cook'. But I was a beefcaaaake.Harry Yackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04515058963383304464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4729711058400068492009-11-20T13:04:30.055-05:002009-11-20T13:04:30.055-05:00This was so hilarious! Had me rolling in tears.
...This was so hilarious! Had me rolling in tears. <br /><br />You truly have a way of telling life stories in a comical way. Poor coach!Dave "Loose Cannon" Willshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00990175509757899683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50915277561160186312009-11-16T11:30:48.243-05:002009-11-16T11:30:48.243-05:00ok...so i'm reading this and laughing and cryi...ok...so i'm reading this and laughing and crying at the same time and my 3 yr old wants to know what's so funny. i censor well and tell her that a man is telling a story about when he was a kid and fell off a skateboard and got hurt. she looks at me with utter disgust and says, "that's not funny. that's mean." then i laughed harder. that's just how i am.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02811139631355474712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63638170186358163102009-11-13T12:55:13.372-05:002009-11-13T12:55:13.372-05:00I was never the fat kid
I'm still not the fat...I was never the fat kid<br /><br />I'm still not the fat kid<br /><br />But I can't skateboard either so we have that in common...<br /><br />...and I often find myself propelled through life ass over tea kettle....quite the experience it isDuckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85827136185050174522009-11-13T11:12:34.735-05:002009-11-13T11:12:34.735-05:00Thanks for ripping my heart out first thing in the...Thanks for ripping my heart out first thing in the morning with that blog link.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06939170094468882637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27280576748886090582009-11-13T06:59:15.405-05:002009-11-13T06:59:15.405-05:00Thanks! You have validated my decision to avoid ex...Thanks! You have validated my decision to avoid exercise for another 6 months or so.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37141114824651659112009-11-13T06:36:13.986-05:002009-11-13T06:36:13.986-05:00Malach: There could be worse things than being fat...Malach: There could be worse things than being fat.<br /><br />Like living in New Bedford, or something.<br /><br />You're mean to me.<br /><br />Meleah: You're welcome.<br /><br />I accept PayPal.<br /><br />Knucklehead: I don't even think I'd qualify as 'fat' these days. I mean, I was fat..but I wasn't "2009 kid fat"..that shit's just crazy.<br /><br />VE: I was the same height and weight as you when I was 18. Now I'm 5'3", 160 pounds.<br /><br />Aging sucks.<br /><br />MikeWJ: I went the other way around. My Adonis days didn't hit til just recently. You should see me, I'm quite magnificent.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87829524930617971092009-11-13T01:36:18.044-05:002009-11-13T01:36:18.044-05:00Oh. Sorry about the DQ, Moooog.
P.S. -- I was ski...Oh. Sorry about the DQ, Moooog.<br /><br />P.S. -- I was skinny as a kid. Now, not so much. Wish it was the other way around.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8565695323072442612009-11-13T00:28:32.113-05:002009-11-13T00:28:32.113-05:00When I was 18 I was 5' 11 1/2" and weighe...When I was 18 I was 5' 11 1/2" and weighed 128 pounds...the only fat I knew about was Albert...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17098181620021310672009-11-12T23:51:13.551-05:002009-11-12T23:51:13.551-05:00Love your t-shirt. And there's something inhe...Love your t-shirt. And there's something inherently funny about fat kids. Can't explain it really, but it's the truth.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56753646561871592392009-11-12T23:30:13.689-05:002009-11-12T23:30:13.689-05:00Okay, I lost it at your TITLE and I laughed the wh...Okay, I lost it at your TITLE and I laughed the whole way this entire post! And after the day I had? I really needed that kind of laugh. So thank you for being a FAT KID.<br /><br />PS:<br />Nice linkage [at the end/UPDATED section of this post]- Im off to click and probably cry my face offmeleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31368536432116163802009-11-12T20:20:24.678-05:002009-11-12T20:20:24.678-05:00Or if you will . . .
OK son, you going to have to...Or if you will . . .<br /><br />OK son, you going to have to lift up your shirt and give me back those two hams you stole . . wait minute, your just a fat kid.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57430104884836567862009-11-12T20:19:27.608-05:002009-11-12T20:19:27.608-05:00Hey Chunk!Hey Chunk!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23079074090204235642009-11-12T18:08:15.449-05:002009-11-12T18:08:15.449-05:00Toe: SEE?! SEE?!? MORE EVIDENCE!!
Keep the fatt...Toe: SEE?! SEE?!? MORE EVIDENCE!!<br /><br />Keep the fatties at HOME, people. AT. HOME.<br /><br />JD: You're right..not sure how I missed that one.<br /><br />Resigning my post as band manager...<br /><br />Vodka: I know about hindsight all too well. I have two kids.<br /><br />JenJen: You're right. You should really turn your shirt right-side-out when you throw them in the laundry.<br /><br />Helpful tip.<br /><br />Pale: The ex-lax post is one of MY personal all-time favorites.<br /><br />NOW.<br /><br />Back then...not so funny.<br /><br />Kris: Tron..sports..Richard Simmons references...I'm like a cornucopia of knowledge, but instead of knowledge it's just a giant pile of shit.<br /><br />Jenny the Bloggess: Jenny..always a pleasure when you stop by.<br /><br />And, um...<br /><br />You lived with your Uncle?<br /><br />If he was anything like my uncle, I suppose that explains a lot.<br /><br />Kate: Yes..the positive aspect to being fat was that I developed a giant case of low self-esteem and learned to cower under intense ridicule.<br /><br />Thanks for dredging that shit back to the surface.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80836662277943337482009-11-12T17:59:00.230-05:002009-11-12T17:59:00.230-05:00There must've been some positive aspect to you...There must've been some positive aspect to your fatness? Didn't your rolls of lard cushion the fall? ;)Kate Mhttp://www.aspotofblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18639414897010468162009-11-12T17:52:24.002-05:002009-11-12T17:52:24.002-05:00Fucking awesome. Also, I had a lime green skatebo...Fucking awesome. Also, I had a lime green skateboard but it was only mine when my uncle wasn't home because it was really his. That's sad, really.Jenny, the Bloggesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13718481135182612620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80854476285954319342009-11-12T17:43:01.048-05:002009-11-12T17:43:01.048-05:00Best part for me was you talking about Tron. Heh. ...Best part for me was you talking about Tron. Heh. Tron. Whatta movie.Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45983206841489872652009-11-12T17:20:25.703-05:002009-11-12T17:20:25.703-05:00I wasn't fat as a kid but did a similar STUPID...I wasn't fat as a kid but did a similar STUPID skateboard trick. I guess it was ok though, since the neighbor who had to carry me home didn't break their back.<br /><br />BTW - I clicked on and read your fat/ex lax post. I laughed out loud.<br /><br />You crack me up and I swear it's not easy to do.The pale observerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01597175124251218057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41350710103116137302009-11-12T17:18:02.562-05:002009-11-12T17:18:02.562-05:00I was constantly turning my head to read the shirt...I was constantly turning my head to read the shirt: I Fuck on the First Date.<br />Sometimes it was right, sometimes he wore it inside out and backwards.<br />Thanks for the trickery.<br /><br />w00t!JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26909665193102053852009-11-12T16:55:33.091-05:002009-11-12T16:55:33.091-05:00Funny how brilliant an idea isn;t so much when we ...Funny how brilliant an idea isn;t so much when we land on our asses.. funny storyVodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41067629854514099322009-11-12T14:59:15.867-05:002009-11-12T14:59:15.867-05:00My brother was a fatty when we jumped our bikes of...My brother was a fatty when we jumped our bikes off the little plywood jump on the sidewalk his bike bent and he fell just like this and laid there until my mom came out to get him. Only there was much screaming and crying involved and concerned looks from strangers while me and my sister laughed and pointed.Toehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075495117699109883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40346417644143654552009-11-12T14:37:47.209-05:002009-11-12T14:37:47.209-05:00Me-Me: I was, like, 8 at the time. Plus, I'd ...Me-Me: I was, like, 8 at the time. Plus, I'd probably eat the flowers.<br /><br />Jay: To this day, they've kept the pothole I created in the street out of respect.<br /><br />Speaking: How is the hair a stray if you grew it? On a side note, how can I make you stop saying things that make me nauseous?<br /><br />Joker: Yes..near crippling experiences are always funny in hindsight. Someday, Stephen Hawking is going to laugh his ass off.<br /><br />bikramyogachick: But..was the candy okay?<br /><br />MikeWJ: Dairy Queen in my town closed down years ago.<br /><br />Coincidentally, it was right around the time I stopped eating there.<br /><br />Huh.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61617212531255314592009-11-12T14:20:48.032-05:002009-11-12T14:20:48.032-05:00I just like to take a moment to point out that the...I just like to take a moment to point out that the Gods of Nabisco rock and will be appearing live and in concert at the Dairy Queen in Mooooog's hometown this weekend. If you don't know where the DQ is, contact Mooooog for directions because he spent a lot of time (and money) there as a kid and could lead you there blindfolded.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.com