Comments on Mental Poo: Cast Away

Grace: Day old spooge? I would never let it get t...

2009-10-08T10:18:42.302-04:00

Grace: Day old spooge? I would never let it get that old...I refresh hourly.

Steam Me Up: ..or vice versa. At this point, I think I'd rather bang John Goodman.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

JenJen: Congratulations on being the first woman who's ever muttered that phrase to me.

Me-Me: Has John Goodman ever NOT looked like shit?

Ms Blogger: Do you only have one arm?!

Can we see it?!

Jen: well..not the same hand at the same time. That would be hard to do.

Finally! A challenge!

Just noticed you haven't changed my URL in your bl...

2009-10-07T22:36:07.925-04:00

Just noticed you haven't changed my URL in your blogroll. What is it with you guys? I've been bitching about it for a week now, you'd think I asked someone to lift the seat or something. Can you change the URL to http://www.redheadranting.com/

Thank you.

You mean you guys don't wipe with the same hand yo...

2009-10-07T22:33:07.529-04:00

You mean you guys don't wipe with the same hand you jerk off to with?

Grandma was right, you can learn something new everyday.

My daughter's homework involved fisting. No shit, check for my post tomorrow, or whenever I get to it.

Wiping your ass could be hard with a cast on your ...

2009-10-07T19:22:02.760-04:00

Wiping your ass could be hard with a cast on your hand.

Whoa, John Goodman looks like shit! Sorry about t...

2009-10-07T18:43:59.490-04:00

Whoa, John Goodman looks like shit!

Sorry about the hand.

Fine. No name calling. Big Dick.

2009-10-07T15:39:38.626-04:00

Fine. No name calling.

Big Dick.

Wow, John Goodman better watch it. He's starting t...

2009-10-07T14:55:40.317-04:00

Wow, John Goodman better watch it. He's starting to look like Kathleen Turner. Zing!

Talk about ass crack smell, wait until they take t...

2009-10-07T11:29:51.457-04:00

Talk about ass crack smell, wait until they take the cast off and find everythingthat you have come in contact with since you put it on including day old spooge.

JenJen: You call me 'dick' like it's a bad thing. ...

2009-10-07T10:59:28.037-04:00

JenJen: You call me 'dick' like it's a bad thing.

Weird.

JD: I'm hurt that you think I wouldn't tell the truth on here.

I speaketh from experience..eth.

matt: But what happens if you're masturbating in the back seat? I'm confused now.

BirdShit: WHERE WERE YOU TWO WEEKS AGO WITH THIS ADVICE??!?

Lbluca: 'bout time, woman.

Jesus.

Maxie: Um...think you may have that backwards.

Not that I enjoy being fisted..but I now have twice the diameter with none of the sticky cleanup!

Wow.

Going fetal now.

things that are more painful for you: fisting thi...

2009-10-07T10:55:53.806-04:00

things that are more painful for you: fisting

things that are more enjoyable for your partner:
fisting

Just stating the facts. Ribbed for her pleasure.

I am so behind on your blog. I am gonna try to cat...

2009-10-07T10:27:23.304-04:00

I am so behind on your blog. I am gonna try to catch up.

It doesn't take 2 hands to reach in your pocket an...

2009-10-07T09:50:08.867-04:00

It doesn't take 2 hands to reach in your pocket and grab the money to pay the hooker to do it for you...

It pays to be ambidextrous. That way, masturbatio...

2009-10-07T09:42:08.718-04:00

It pays to be ambidextrous.

That way, masturbation never takes a back seat.

Priorities man.

Wow, you're right. I just tried picking my nose w...

2009-10-07T08:58:39.411-04:00

Wow, you're right.

I just tried picking my nose with my left hand and it is IMPOSSIBLE!

Sorta upset right now: you made me spit my coffee ...

2009-10-07T08:29:46.479-04:00

Sorta upset right now: you made me spit my coffee with coconut creamer out and it sorta went through my nose.

dick.

Peach: Are you talking about me..or the act of put...

2009-10-07T07:24:46.666-04:00

Peach: Are you talking about me..or the act of putting them on?

Coffee: You read me like a book.

A bad book.

Collette: My arm is always close to me at all times.

Oh...you mean the bad one.

MikeWJ: Thanks for the visual at 7 am. Perfect.

I had no idea I could vomit without eating breakfast first.

Buzzrd: You know way too much about cow vaginas. Just sayin'.

Crib: As usual, I was fighting off a band of ninjas wielding sledge hammers.

Typical Tuesday, really.

Malach: I'm sticking with the ninja story.

Knucklehead: Preaching to the master, my friend.

Gauche: Your guess, honestly, is as good as mine at this friggin' point.

Moog, I think I've mentioned this before...but te...

2009-10-07T01:41:17.527-04:00

Moog,

I think I've mentioned this before...but tell me again...HOW exactly have you NOT ended up in a full body cast? I'm honestly curious. You have me worried. are you normally so prone to breaking yourself? are you doing this for attention? please try not to get hurt anymore....okay? seriously....you seem far too fragile for your lifestyle....

Non-masturbating hand? Thank God for small favors...

2009-10-07T00:38:48.191-04:00

Non-masturbating hand? Thank God for small favors, though, as they say, switching hands can make it seem like you're doing a clumsy stranger.

And there's something to be said for that.

How' ya break it this time doofus?

2009-10-06T21:23:02.123-04:00

How' ya break it this time doofus?

i got nothin - i broke my hand once by slamming it...

2009-10-06T21:10:49.363-04:00

i got nothin - i broke my hand once by slamming it in the car door it was a total bone head move so i'm going to assume yours was fairly similar

I wonder if the giant arm condom is the same thing...

2009-10-06T20:51:28.261-04:00

I wonder if the giant arm condom is the same thing the vet uses to stick his hand up a cow's vagina during delivery?

Sorry about your break, but kudos on the day o' free porn time.

What's masturbation? And what does the computer or...

2009-10-06T18:44:50.080-04:00

What's masturbation? And what does the computer or getting a cast have to do with that? I'm so confused, I could fist myself. In fact, I am fisting myself. And I like it.

Make sure to keep your arm close to yourself at al...

2009-10-06T18:11:26.143-04:00

Make sure to keep your arm close to yourself at all times cuz if your kids are anything like you, they be jumping on it to test how sturdy it is. Now won't that be fun!?!

How did you break your hand this time? You out wi...

2009-10-06T17:17:27.087-04:00

How did you break your hand this time? You out with that female wrestler from the Ukraine again and she crossed her legs? You have to be careful where you put you hand, Rodney.

What about putting on your Penis Pop boxers? Is th...

2009-10-06T15:46:38.643-04:00

What about putting on your Penis Pop boxers? Is that easier or harder?