tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6775165299494675498..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Joys of Homo-nershipMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25041405377967907972011-07-26T16:55:33.738-04:002011-07-26T16:55:33.738-04:00I ate when I move into an apartment and it turns o...I ate when I move into an apartment and it turns out to be a lot more ghetto than I remember.Stephanie Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07637841732220527399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76627301445407260862011-07-26T15:19:10.594-04:002011-07-26T15:19:10.594-04:00Yay! Congrats on moving into your new house. Good ...Yay! Congrats on moving into your new house. Good luck figuring out all of those switches. And I have a pretty good feeling that "ED" will be providing lots more blog-fodder in the future.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51520771682374042252011-07-26T11:57:55.036-04:002011-07-26T11:57:55.036-04:00My "Ed" is an old woman I call Maxine. ...My "Ed" is an old woman I call Maxine. Her little dog runs around the neighborhood shitting in EVERYONE'S yard (but her own, of course). <br /><br />And after living in my new house for two months, I still don't know what one of the switches in the living room is for:)Brooke Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14858034767146333805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39447479473724144772011-07-26T04:11:02.322-04:002011-07-26T04:11:02.322-04:00On the plus side, I'm really hoping you found ...On the plus side, I'm really hoping you found yourself a DIY project you can take pride in fixing with that 40 watt bulb...otherwise, I'm going to have to read everyday. Watching you kill yourself one switch at a time is bound to be funny.Melissa Hickshttp://triumphantmel.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45965929546449248222011-07-26T02:55:45.249-04:002011-07-26T02:55:45.249-04:00Just met another neighbor named, Matt.
Matt: “We k...<i>Just met another neighbor named, Matt.<br />Matt: “We kind of keep to ourselves.”<br />Me: “I don’t.”</i><br /><br />You'd have earned my undying loyalty if only you'd have said that while fluttering your eyelashes at him suggestively.badlarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6083841627079155602011-07-25T21:03:45.929-04:002011-07-25T21:03:45.929-04:00Dude, I totally hear you on this shit. Bought a h...Dude, I totally hear you on this shit. Bought a house a year ago, and my "Ed" is actually named "Rick" and has a comment on everything I do in the yard from weeding to taking a dip in the pool.<br /><br />And I have electrical outlets two inches below the ceiling, but none anywhere on the back patio or porch.<br /><br />My bedroom ceiling fan only works intermittently, with no discernible cause of glitchery.<br /><br />And two light switches, literally three feet apart, control the same light.<br /><br />Odd indeed.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9251904129198620202011-07-25T20:14:26.206-04:002011-07-25T20:14:26.206-04:00The ceiling fan? You simply undo it (errr, someho...The ceiling fan? You simply undo it (errr, somehow.......my ex-husband knew how to do this) and then flip the blades over. Re-screw the blades back in place. Voila! Reverse air flow. <br /><br />Or some shit like that.AtYourCervixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238926588944507794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29694515943558267062011-07-25T19:06:45.502-04:002011-07-25T19:06:45.502-04:00Your new house sounds amazing! Full of surprises a...Your new house sounds amazing! Full of surprises and possible time portals?<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />Ed sounds like new neighbor best friend potential. I mean, honestly.<br /><br />I look forward to updated posts on your home adventure...possibly from the future, or maybe even the past depending on how your time portal works.The Wannabe Housewifehttp://talesofawannabehousewife.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91460876887886339052011-07-25T16:33:33.778-04:002011-07-25T16:33:33.778-04:00Awesome. I had a neighbor once whom I named "...Awesome. I had a neighbor once whom I named "Drunk and Stupid." He acquired a girlfriend, "Drunk and Belligerent," and the days and nights were full of screaming fights in the parking lot, threats to run each over with cars, etc. They got along so badly they decided to get married, and that was my salvation, because they kept on fighting until she got pregnant and they then needed to move!! to a bigger place!!!!terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17767670915240757142011-07-25T14:52:06.574-04:002011-07-25T14:52:06.574-04:00Excellent post! And welcome back!
Sounds like a ...Excellent post! And welcome back!<br /><br />Sounds like a not so fun move in! Why in the world would the movers break something and then cover it up! AND except a bonus to boot! This world is falling apart, at least in your area of it it seems!<br /><br />Don<br />http://exposeyourblog.comDonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159668310453607824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72454435708728289262011-07-25T11:41:53.600-04:002011-07-25T11:41:53.600-04:00I like Ed...he's a social guy, in that creepy ...I like Ed...he's a social guy, in that creepy stalker sort of way. And as for the switch...good luck with that. I've owned my home for 6 years now and still have a mystery switch. Sometimes we (my son and I) pretend that it's a "get this party started switch" and we flicker it before jamming out. Don't judge.Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07672195232252083880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12068968518150654282011-07-25T11:38:53.955-04:002011-07-25T11:38:53.955-04:00This post and the responses were great! I'll ...This post and the responses were great! I'll be chuckling all day!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-199833066813689202011-07-25T11:33:29.600-04:002011-07-25T11:33:29.600-04:00hahaha
Welcome home!
Great post. :)hahaha<br />Welcome home!<br />Great post. :)Chunky Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08899074262498050782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83921518272699090142011-07-25T11:19:08.595-04:002011-07-25T11:19:08.595-04:00I think those switches operate a hidden webcam att...I think those switches operate a hidden webcam attached to a 60 inch, HD TV somewhere in Ed's house and everytime you press one, he is filming you through secret peephole cameras all over your house, especially in your bathroom. You're welcome. <br /><br />Also? That wasn't DOG shit...VEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07704685920354554043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20377390017629447672011-07-25T11:13:08.861-04:002011-07-25T11:13:08.861-04:00Maybe some of your switches go to Ed's house a...Maybe some of your switches go to Ed's house and they turn his shit on and off and this is how he gets revenge upon you. No, not just you. Your entire house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83302219929410376602011-07-25T11:07:15.572-04:002011-07-25T11:07:15.572-04:00Every neighborhood has an Ed and Champ.....and a s...Every neighborhood has an Ed and Champ.....and a switch to nowhere. I keep hoping ours will signal the TARDIS<br /><br />PS, don't fool yourself, I see you and Ed becoming great friends.Vodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83748481867221402692011-07-25T11:02:33.862-04:002011-07-25T11:02:33.862-04:00I guess you've figured out why the former owne...I guess you've figured out why the former owner moved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27313261109610176732011-07-25T10:42:09.213-04:002011-07-25T10:42:09.213-04:00Simple solution to this Ed issue. Bear Traps.Simple solution to this Ed issue. Bear Traps.Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14108347590219803283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2848988448587736852011-07-25T10:32:40.417-04:002011-07-25T10:32:40.417-04:00omg so it was you who kept switching my bedroom li...omg so it was you who kept switching my bedroom light on and off! Don't touch that switch again! ever!annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16093761318517194543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18863440089956340772011-07-25T09:26:42.365-04:002011-07-25T09:26:42.365-04:00In some neighborhoods the neighbors bring you a fr...In some neighborhoods the neighbors bring you a fruit basket, in some they <i>are</i> the fruit baskets.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83339028094398170532011-07-25T08:49:10.717-04:002011-07-25T08:49:10.717-04:00I think your garage sounds like the ideal place to...I think your garage sounds like the ideal place to hide/keep Ed's body.<br /><br />You have so much cabinet space that you can rent some out to me....there's never enough space in a trailer! I'll swing on by.<br /><br />If the dog continues to crap on your lawn, let the dog shit get hard, collect it, then spell out "Fuck you" on Ed's lawn. I think he'll get the hint.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68823034951080355002011-07-25T08:30:13.338-04:002011-07-25T08:30:13.338-04:00Hell, he's going to move into the garage :)Hell, he's going to move into the garage :)Sarah Tokeleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13273148070092101085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63737816466098474402011-07-25T08:26:42.088-04:002011-07-25T08:26:42.088-04:00Start digging holes in your backyard the size of a...Start digging holes in your backyard the size of a body. Ed might just fall in or it will scare him enough to stay the hell out of your yard. PLUS you'll be THAT guy in the hood.<br /><br />Win-win.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27953322980035817062011-07-25T08:14:42.504-04:002011-07-25T08:14:42.504-04:00Ed is actually slowly moving onto your lawn.
Next...Ed is actually slowly moving onto your lawn.<br /><br />Next week, expect a tent.Ryanhttp://www.google.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72216027037367565312011-07-25T08:03:57.959-04:002011-07-25T08:03:57.959-04:00hahaha...i really liked this post. It was just yo...hahaha...i really liked this post. It was just you being really funny about your neighbors but with your own "attitude".<br /><br />One day you'll find out what the switch goes to...and then immediately regret it.<br /><br />I was just up your way (I was in Vermont). Glad i'm home now.Lynn MacDonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680909356053872951noreply@blogger.com