tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6790202701507313250..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Do Ya Feel Lucky, Google? Well Do Ya...Punk?Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49272144107121338642012-03-05T18:42:14.881-05:002012-03-05T18:42:14.881-05:00My bum is on the cheese!?!?!
Mmmm. Tasty. Go...My bum is on the cheese!?!?! <br /><br />Mmmm. Tasty. Google is an enabler for weirdos!<br /><br />Looked up "bum crack" just to be juvenile, and found: <br /><br />"bum crack bandit"<br /><br />Apparently it's a notorious armed robber somewhere on the Gold Coast. I'm sorry I asked.LJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02283455078061847591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9637601428162267982010-11-17T15:27:56.733-05:002010-11-17T15:27:56.733-05:00Thanks, I truly enjoyed that.
1) I tried googling...Thanks, I truly enjoyed that.<br /><br />1) I tried googling my balls and got "my balls hurt after making out" in place of "chapter 41"<br /><br />2) Nothing could be worse than "my balls chapter 11 - bankrupt balls"Ian C - My Twist Newshttp://www.mytwistnews.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65126314910346948482010-10-02T00:16:05.603-04:002010-10-02T00:16:05.603-04:00i have aids lol - wow, do you realize how often so...i have aids lol - wow, do you realize how often someone has to actually search a keyphrase for it to pop up like that? LMAO!Octo-Dollshttp://www.octo-dolls.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54590928365961479212010-09-27T13:14:52.134-04:002010-09-27T13:14:52.134-04:00I kept seeing your blog on other people's &quo...I kept seeing your blog on other people's "favorites" lists and finally decided to see what the hubbub was about.<br />Now I know.<br /><br />"Typhoid fever smoothie"!<br /><br />My day has been made.<br />jill<br />in bed with married women<br />http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comJill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56835805464783697482010-09-26T15:44:42.471-04:002010-09-26T15:44:42.471-04:00I just had to Google "I have aids lol" a...I just had to Google "I have aids lol" and the first hit are the forums to a site called Jesus Has Aids, LOL.<br /><br />So I guess all I'm saying is, if it's OK to laugh out loud at Jesus's AIDS, then everyone else is fair game.JD at I Do Thingshttp://idothings.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67372628466203314672010-09-25T09:27:08.366-04:002010-09-25T09:27:08.366-04:00Ewww.....
Google brings up some weird stuff. I am...Ewww.....<br /><br />Google brings up some weird stuff. I am often creeped out -- and sometimes flattered, actually -- by the keywords that bring people to my blog. Is that good or bad?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47914818585378944902010-09-24T20:13:01.332-04:002010-09-24T20:13:01.332-04:00My Balls Stink.
I am sorry to share that here, yo...My Balls Stink.<br /><br />I am sorry to share that here, you know the fact that I have balls.A Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979004194985896542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12818330356801080192010-09-24T18:24:52.987-04:002010-09-24T18:24:52.987-04:00I like how your balls can either be "itchy&qu...I like how your balls can either be "itchy" or "really itchy", your choice. Depending on how lucky you are. Love your brilliant mind on this one. :)Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62299567823240276172010-09-24T17:42:32.669-04:002010-09-24T17:42:32.669-04:00Try "Nazi" -- Nazi Zombies will come up ...Try "Nazi" -- Nazi Zombies will come up before Nazi Germany. Which I feel, really, is Google trying to tell us something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56360023023362350202010-09-23T15:54:00.474-04:002010-09-23T15:54:00.474-04:00Sometimes...I really wonder about Google. lolSometimes...I really wonder about Google. lolDiva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65894438542220036852010-09-23T15:36:38.832-04:002010-09-23T15:36:38.832-04:00I'm sick today, so I just Goggled "I'...I'm sick today, so I just Goggled "I'm sick" and the #1 autocomplete is "I'm sick of being fat."<br /><br />Fuck you Google, I'm fluffy.Sunnyhttp://www.boxofparadox.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8680513257059314432010-09-23T15:14:24.002-04:002010-09-23T15:14:24.002-04:00Is it wrong that I laughed at I have AIDS lol?
WH...Is it wrong that I laughed at I have AIDS lol?<br /><br />WHO WOULD GOOGLE THAT?????Suzyhttp://wherehotcomestodie.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41006386961172718992010-09-23T13:53:45.521-04:002010-09-23T13:53:45.521-04:00Imagine how far off the right path it would throw ...Imagine how far off the right path it would throw the detectives investigating your murder when the tech guy gives them the results from scanning your computer for clues! <br /><br />Not that I'm planning anything. I swear.SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4134702581902001152010-09-23T09:34:38.769-04:002010-09-23T09:34:38.769-04:00Speaking: I have no idea what you're talking a...Speaking: I have no idea what you're talking about.<br /><br />Jessica: It's a pop-up book!<br /><br />Janene: You're welcome.<br /><br />Jeremy: Just so you know, I hate when people explain shit.<br /><br />Cut it out.<br /><br />Vicki: But you mentioned it..doesn't that count?<br /><br />Gini: Great. I made another woman cry.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: I shall guard my vagina with my life!<br /><br />Quirky: Oh..stay tuned for THAT story.<br /><br />Agapi: ya think?<br /><br />Eva: Do you just copy and paste that comment?<br /><br />Miss Yvonne: *breathes sigh of relief<br /><br />Barreness: The more you know.<br /><br />Anonymous: YAY FOR DISH DOLLIES!!<br /><br />Midwestern: I know. WHO KNEW?<br /><br />Christina: My bum is all alone, too.<br /><br />Maybe they should be on match_glutes.com.<br /><br />Brutalism: Greatest. Comment. Ever.<br /><br />Cynicism: Trust me. I've had way more funnnnnn.<br /><br />Sorry. Keys got stuck there.<br /><br />Ed: Stop looking at me when you say that.<br /><br />Malach: Where does that leave BING?<br /><br />Meleah: Awww. *blushes<br /><br />Absence: FOURTH?!?!?!?!? BLASPHEME!!<br /><br />Grace: I think you've said too much.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54102894302471075472010-09-23T09:22:50.023-04:002010-09-23T09:22:50.023-04:00You should have tried "I have diarhhea all th...You should have tried "I have diarhhea all the time" ...I Feel LuckyGrace Matthewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02189678749888718344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17902648621548349052010-09-23T04:03:26.134-04:002010-09-23T04:03:26.134-04:00Come on. Make nice with google. If you type "...Come on. Make nice with google. If you type "Midget Man" you are the 4th one they suggest after Midget Mansion (?), Midget Manifesto (??!), Midget Man Lyrics (? Didn't know you made a song!)The Absence of Alternativeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77407998168122331332010-09-22T23:46:42.424-04:002010-09-22T23:46:42.424-04:00Seriously, I'm crying laughing over here. HOLY...Seriously, I'm crying laughing over here. HOLY SHIT these are sofa king funny. I can't stand it!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16708394104832784362010-09-22T22:30:50.703-04:002010-09-22T22:30:50.703-04:00Google rocks and don't even know itGoogle rocks and don't even know itMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60237852940780932972010-09-22T21:21:16.573-04:002010-09-22T21:21:16.573-04:00My Balls wiki? WTF Google?
If you have balls, and...My Balls wiki? WTF Google?<br /><br />If you have balls, and you need to google/wiki that shit, you have serious learning issues.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47649988065748184762010-09-22T21:16:53.660-04:002010-09-22T21:16:53.660-04:00God bless Google autocomplete. The single most awe...God bless Google autocomplete. The single most awesome fun you can have on any computer (well, maybe like 20th most fun thing to do, but you know what I'm sayin).Dr. Cynicismhttp://www.cynicism101.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81518263441055180602010-09-22T21:05:53.941-04:002010-09-22T21:05:53.941-04:00Great. Now I'm all thirsty for a typhoid fever...Great. Now I'm all thirsty for a typhoid fever smoothie. <br /><br />Just kidding. I don't really have typhoid fever. I have AIDS. LOL!!!Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72190477901166670452010-09-22T19:32:53.721-04:002010-09-22T19:32:53.721-04:00Google definitely needs to change their wording a ...Google definitely needs to change their wording a bit on that. Lmao.<br /><br />My bum is all alone...<br /><br />Priceless.<br /><br />What's even worse is that apparently these things are common searches. I mean, come on...Christina Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09801281510831289238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37121605232003871022010-09-22T17:48:57.966-04:002010-09-22T17:48:57.966-04:00A book on balls!! LMAO!!
Love this Google stuff.A book on balls!! LMAO!! <br />Love this Google stuff.nachohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569223180072244956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60084232884923518322010-09-22T15:34:13.721-04:002010-09-22T15:34:13.721-04:00I think you get Typhoid Fever from those dirty lit...I think you get Typhoid Fever from those dirty little dish dolly's you sell! Especially the encrusted kind! Buyer Beware!<br /><br />Thanks for keeping the laughs rolling in!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70472614165229639382010-09-22T14:05:10.334-04:002010-09-22T14:05:10.334-04:00He did tweet it.
I was going to reply, "you ...He did tweet it.<br /><br />I was going to reply, "you weren't that useful, kiddo", but opted instead for, "you're welcome".<br /><br />Cuz I'm polite.<br /><br />- B xHillshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17349758160798747129noreply@blogger.com