tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6821338040728200758..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Twix or Tweets - Vicodin EditionMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72121018459087472212010-03-29T18:58:14.396-04:002010-03-29T18:58:14.396-04:00These were all hilarious when I read them on twitt...These were all hilarious when I read them on twitter and facebook. My favorite one is still:<br /><br />"My Vicodin has worn off. My apologies for my last 267 Tweets. Oh..look. It's time for another dose. BUCKLE UP, PEOPLE!!"meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38665795339332809002010-03-28T22:54:48.157-04:002010-03-28T22:54:48.157-04:00So you actually do anything BUT type out funny stu...So you actually do anything BUT type out funny stuff on the computer? Just wondering...because you're awesome, and by "awesome" I mean "short".Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48757160215627957322010-03-28T00:49:57.613-04:002010-03-28T00:49:57.613-04:00Thank you for rehashing the worst day of my life.Thank you for rehashing the worst day of my life.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68861630939570079522010-03-27T21:01:25.926-04:002010-03-27T21:01:25.926-04:00I wish more people who tweet all day long would ta...I wish more people who tweet all day long would take Vicodin, I'd pay more attention. How long will the doctor let you take them?Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22138626113022765632010-03-27T19:35:17.919-04:002010-03-27T19:35:17.919-04:00here via travis. not sure why. but i just sat here...here via travis. not sure why. but i just sat here and read like the last year of freaking posts at work. i work 17 hr days. so i had a lot of reading time.<br /><br />shit you are funny.Loco YaYahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497592159186520153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31640552465932911122010-03-27T08:51:42.652-04:002010-03-27T08:51:42.652-04:00Well, if this is how you really feel I'm comin...Well, if this is how you really feel I'm coming back to see how you really feel again..this is a riot.<br /><br />Dorothy from grammology<br />grammology.comDorothyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03181570769074774554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24074680445965645132010-03-26T21:14:42.823-04:002010-03-26T21:14:42.823-04:00A doctor once gave me something like 10 bottles of...A doctor once gave me something like 10 bottles of Vicodin. I wish I'd taken them.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56359279531205329362010-03-26T19:03:44.809-04:002010-03-26T19:03:44.809-04:00Seriously, if you ever find out how many wood chuc...Seriously, if you ever find out how many wood chucks it takes, you MUST let me know.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15563151138984177642010-03-26T18:43:56.138-04:002010-03-26T18:43:56.138-04:00I loved your opiate-induced tweets!I loved your opiate-induced tweets!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17819453571479984739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27566722327054761192010-03-26T17:26:26.479-04:002010-03-26T17:26:26.479-04:00Well, damn... You had way more fun on that stuff t...Well, damn... You had way more fun on that stuff than I did. All it did for me is sending me into uncontrollable sobbing. I can't quite imagine how I would tweet that...injaynesworldhttp://www.injaynesworld.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41640581316041197822010-03-26T15:24:02.180-04:002010-03-26T15:24:02.180-04:00I love reading your facebook updates. I'm rar...I love reading your facebook updates. I'm rarely on twitter. You give me a good laugh when I'm home being a knocked up loser. So thanks for that!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88210382340102304572010-03-26T14:37:32.257-04:002010-03-26T14:37:32.257-04:00Ahhhhhhhhhh, writing while stoned.....akin to drin...Ahhhhhhhhhh, writing while stoned.....akin to drinking and driving or drunk dialing!!!<br /><br />My bfff and I got high as kites and decided to make to do lists once. I really should blog about it because it was friggin' hysterical!<br /><br />Vicodin doesn't do it for me, when I get hurt I need Percs or Darvs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33360613553706858512010-03-26T14:35:16.023-04:002010-03-26T14:35:16.023-04:00More than a gallon, huh? Interesting...More than a gallon, huh? Interesting...Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30478626197089745412010-03-26T14:16:12.454-04:002010-03-26T14:16:12.454-04:00Belly laugh funny, as usual. But I am curious how...Belly laugh funny, as usual. But I am curious how you happen to be familiar with the taste of Oprah's taint?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37758417243476685932010-03-26T14:13:57.239-04:002010-03-26T14:13:57.239-04:00And I just said at work I was tired of their stupi...And I just said at work I was tired of their stupid twatter...like I just pooped, but I forgot I ate corn. Now I find you have also stooped or not stooped to that level. At least you didn't tell us what it looked like. I am sure you are saving that for another episode, hopefully without pics. LOL.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38733515032202543862010-03-26T14:02:12.253-04:002010-03-26T14:02:12.253-04:00I'm going to spend the rest of the day picturi...I'm going to spend the rest of the day picturing junk that weighs more than a gallon of milk. Thanks, moooooog!kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73111286428335745132010-03-26T13:49:59.223-04:002010-03-26T13:49:59.223-04:00I too had a Vicodin excursion recently. It was a l...I too had a Vicodin excursion recently. It was a lovely cruise and I will definately go again if given the chance.Buggyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08590736331252340222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75113892001121198792010-03-26T13:46:56.925-04:002010-03-26T13:46:56.925-04:00HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!I am seeing blury right now from t...HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!I am seeing blury right now from the 'how much wood could a.....' Laughing and crying so much at work is really not going to be good for my 'you shouldn't fire me because' speech!MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51475394190007413542010-03-26T13:25:55.101-04:002010-03-26T13:25:55.101-04:00Those tweets were almost as funny the second time ...Those tweets were almost as funny the second time around. Big question, though... did they give you a lifetime supply of Vicodin?http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40370308774069906112010-03-26T13:25:49.198-04:002010-03-26T13:25:49.198-04:00Been there- done that with the whole herniated dis...Been there- done that with the whole herniated disc, sciatica & the resulting surgery (10 yrs ago)- so I feel your pain- I hope you're feeling better. Vicodin is great stuff...everyone should be on it.<br /><br />I just found your blog through Mrs. Blogalot and have been reading back through your posts- you are freaking hysterical- I had tears rolling down my face last night reading...I am now a devoted follower! =)life in the mom lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05159048805132940308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5634123793204831382010-03-26T13:15:57.995-04:002010-03-26T13:15:57.995-04:00You have the funniest tweets! Sorry to laugh at yo...You have the funniest tweets! Sorry to laugh at your pain. <br /><br />I think the "R" was so they could remember who you were. My friend almost had his kidney removed when he was just there for knee surgery. Gotta love Kaiser. Or not.<br /><br />'Alice in Wonderland' while on drugs - an event that must have been worthy of a post. Did I miss it? I had to give up drugs and such, so I can only live vicariously now through those who have drugs and a blog.Kernuthttp://kernut.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63041944560143818532010-03-26T13:14:20.025-04:002010-03-26T13:14:20.025-04:00I was just thinking that your sentence structure a...I was just thinking that your sentence structure and punctuation while on Vicodin is much better than many of my college students who are (supposedly) un-medicated.<br /><br />Vicodin is funny :)GunDivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02965363044411500380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64366324164366921822010-03-26T12:18:25.174-04:002010-03-26T12:18:25.174-04:00I think Vicodin could actually help a lot of peopl...I think Vicodin could actually help a lot of people on Twitter.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45664340891559423522010-03-26T12:06:08.038-04:002010-03-26T12:06:08.038-04:00And that was supposed to be "your" poop ...And that was supposed to be "your" poop contraption. I didn't even take any drugs today.Salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03040383509137140216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46155169950064552552010-03-26T12:05:35.328-04:002010-03-26T12:05:35.328-04:00"I love pain meds but it's causing me to ..."I love pain meds but it's causing me to write Tweets uncontrollably. And by 'uncontrollably' I mean 'controlled but really really dumb.' "<br /><br />It was at this point where I had to go follow you on Twitter. The rest was just a huge bonus. <br /><br />Let us know how the patent process goes for you poop contraption!Salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03040383509137140216noreply@blogger.com