tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post7111472789391773151..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Attack of GobblezillaMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75666415267319922512011-11-22T07:02:15.468-05:002011-11-22T07:02:15.468-05:00Also, K...I love my daughter. My kids are my life....Also, K...I love my daughter. My kids are my life.<br /><br />Now excuse me while I go look up 'misogynistic.'Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18702824656456722662011-11-22T07:01:04.079-05:002011-11-22T07:01:04.079-05:00Hey K,
Not sure if you realized this or not but t...Hey K,<br /><br />Not sure if you realized this or not but this is a HUMOR blog and things I say - including, but not limited to, a fire-breathing turkey - are done for humor purposes, dummy. You sound like you need to get laid.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29411925933278578392011-11-22T00:23:22.614-05:002011-11-22T00:23:22.614-05:00Seriously - between that comment and your obviousl...Seriously - between that comment and your obviously sexist and degrading images, I really, REALLY hope you are JOKING about having a daughter. That poor little girl....K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04842625040428285937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56854136868668948202011-11-22T00:22:21.612-05:002011-11-22T00:22:21.612-05:00"On a related note: GIRLS TRY TO RUIN EVERYTH..."On a related note: GIRLS TRY TO RUIN EVERYTHING."<br /><br />...I feel really sorry for your daughter. I really hope there is someone in her life who, unlike you, does not treat her like shit and demean her they way you've done in this single sentence. I hope there is at least one person she can go to who will allow her to feel like a human being, despite having such a misogynistic prick for a dad.K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04842625040428285937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8129399853097992532011-03-06T06:14:17.331-05:002011-03-06T06:14:17.331-05:00My, that was funny! You're some storyteller. L...My, that was funny! You're some storyteller. Love the drawings, love the story you told your kids, but I'm weirded out by that "Turkey Armageddon" picture. WTF?<br /><br />Am I glad I'm vegetarian.The Reason You Comehttp://beatofmydrum.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15992992632785980372011-03-05T21:02:32.043-05:002011-03-05T21:02:32.043-05:00NEVER trust a turkey, especially a wild one. They ...NEVER trust a turkey, especially a wild one. They are wily, evil creatures.<br />I'm so glad you survived.<br />Have you told the kids: "when it rains, God's peeing on you?".. they never believe me when I tell them that.Strugglecityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11976677930341387075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7582874880255130832011-03-05T15:45:05.025-05:002011-03-05T15:45:05.025-05:00Coming to you from S30+... Excellent illustrations...Coming to you from S30+... Excellent illustrations. Well played, good sir. But, wait! Is that James Franco with the cardinal?OKinUKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03555273626929715243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42251522978251869412011-03-05T11:40:59.955-05:002011-03-05T11:40:59.955-05:00I have personally been whacked in the face by a do...I have personally been whacked in the face by a domestic turkey. I saw stars. I nearly passed out. You may have been a little over the top with the fire, but turkeys are brutish beasts. You are right to instill a little terror in you kids to keep them wary. A little fear also serves to augment the flavor of your holiday birds. The nightmares make the gravy sublime. Mad parenting skillz.Jonah Gibsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718378638626020770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66887128924989021112011-03-05T09:33:26.268-05:002011-03-05T09:33:26.268-05:00Your story has made me feel less guilty about enjo...Your story has made me feel less guilty about enjoying a good turkey breast on Thanksgiving. Turkeys are evil. Love your illustrations.Amy Cappellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17053728413283340262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49356927193900120632011-03-05T07:46:01.673-05:002011-03-05T07:46:01.673-05:00My nephew was attacked by a wild turkey and not lo...My nephew was attacked by a wild turkey and not long after that by a chicken. At that point we determined the poultry mafia had put a hit out in him. He's in witness protection now.Lannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10936580369005622647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83141435587033594822011-03-03T14:23:23.398-05:002011-03-03T14:23:23.398-05:00I need to start wearing a diaper to come read your...I need to start wearing a diaper to come read your blog.Big Mama Casshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12031672182411200742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84998201890738925572011-03-01T18:42:00.186-05:002011-03-01T18:42:00.186-05:00That would be the world's scariest wishbone.That would be the world's scariest wishbone.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34612493948054623592011-03-01T16:13:10.453-05:002011-03-01T16:13:10.453-05:00I've never seen a turkey with a six-pack befor...I've never seen a turkey with a six-pack before. Poison feather barbs & killing-claws, sure, but never a six-pack.<br /><br />The conversation balloons between the turkeys in the first shot are hilarious.Vinny Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097265589198549734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79746250926541758902011-03-01T14:56:48.114-05:002011-03-01T14:56:48.114-05:00I can tell that you don't live in Texas, becau...I can tell that you don't live in Texas, because them thar turkeys be dead iff'in they be livin' down in these here parts. <br /><br />That was my southern redneck accent. You like?Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80793584244249564742011-03-01T13:34:21.288-05:002011-03-01T13:34:21.288-05:00That killer Turkey is awesome... and a bit scary. ...That killer Turkey is awesome... and a bit scary. I thought it was odd that we were approached by peacocks at the zoo... in the parking lot. Then we saw one on a roof and didn't know they could fly. We were at the zoo, though. Turkeys in your parking lot can NOT be a good sin of things to come.Rachelehttp://becausesomeonecares.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79909965146784042632011-03-01T12:06:17.555-05:002011-03-01T12:06:17.555-05:00What I learned: #1. Birds are scary, be they Turk...What I learned: #1. Birds are scary, be they Turkey or Larry. Actually that almost rhymes, so maybe that will be my motto in life. #2. Turkey Armageddon is possibly the codename the catholic church gave to all the charges of molestation against their priests.<br /><br />I may never sleep peacefully again. So, thank you for that.HeathRobotshttp://heathrobots.tumblr.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55511244241259710362011-03-01T10:27:51.612-05:002011-03-01T10:27:51.612-05:00We have Zombie Stalker Turkeys around my neck of t...We have Zombie Stalker Turkeys around my neck of the woods.<br /><br />Peck...Peck...Peck...At the downstairs bedroom window trying to get it in.<br /><br />Gobble...Gobble...Gobble. On the roof. ON. THE. ROOF.<br /><br />This is why I sleep with a roasting pan on my head, an ax by my pillow and a turkey baster on the nightstand.<br /><br />They are merciless.A Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01651242351988015465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11432832398031309132011-03-01T09:59:41.581-05:002011-03-01T09:59:41.581-05:00I have solved the Turkey Armageddon riddle.
The c...I have solved the Turkey Armageddon riddle.<br /><br />The clothes and archery targets make it a renaissance faire. The cardinal forcing a blowjob represents church abuses of the day, and the man resisting is Martin Luther. -they're Reformation re-enactors! <br /><br />(see what happens when we don't learn from history? It repeats itself)If I Were God...http://if-i-were-god-or-had-his-powers.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75111124878225650342011-03-01T09:51:02.213-05:002011-03-01T09:51:02.213-05:00-->I prefer the Wild Turkey they sell by the li...-->I prefer the Wild Turkey they sell by the liter.<br /><br />http://www.websavvymom.comDebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14730518451056627559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34748852170116700552011-03-01T09:42:20.609-05:002011-03-01T09:42:20.609-05:00Kev: Your fear would not be irrational had you see...Kev: Your fear would not be irrational had you seen this thing.<br /><br />Killer eyes. Killer eyes.<br /><br />Kage: Seriously. You don't even need to comment. Just put that pic up every time and we're all good.<br /><br />Rach: I'm glad I'm not your dad, too, based on the feelings I'm having just looking at your avatar.<br /><br />Wouldn't be healthy.<br /><br />Life: MY POINT EXACTLY.<br /><br />Sarcasm: THEY DROWN?! Why aren't there dead turkeys floating all over the place then?<br /><br />Schweitzers: My son's stories trump mine every single time.<br /><br />Mike: No. I just run.<br /><br />If I Were a God: What's the random element? That shit happens to me ALL THE TIME.<br /><br />PBJ: If you want to know, send me your cell number.<br /><br />Vodka: I'm like heroin but less needlish.<br /><br />Meleah: I have no idea. Maybe because my neighbors smell like stuffing.<br /><br />ryoko: It's MS Paint. I can't afford anything else if you people won't buy mugs.<br /><br />Empress: Elevate you? I was kind of more looking forward to getting you prone.<br /><br />DAMMIT.<br /><br />Malach: I don't like either. I may have a vagina.<br /><br />Jill: I know. SO CONFUSED.<br /><br />Kris: Nice to see you made it! Next time, start your comment off with, 'Call me Ishmael...'<br /><br />Jesus, woman.<br /><br />Peachy: Yes. It's 'Butterball Land.'<br /><br />But less 'butter' and more 'lube.'Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88061911762203241872011-03-01T09:38:16.198-05:002011-03-01T09:38:16.198-05:00WTF do you live? Butterball land?
My god I live i...WTF do you live? Butterball land?<br />My god I live in the southern sticks and have NEVER seen a damn turkey in my yard.ThePittsofBeingPeachyhttp://www.thepeachy1.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85261675440234377312011-02-28T22:11:27.882-05:002011-02-28T22:11:27.882-05:00Moooooog -
So much to share here.
1) I have had ...Moooooog -<br /><br />So much to share here.<br /><br />1) I have had wild turkeys wander through my yard. Plus also? There was one turkey who thought our minivan was a big fat turkey threat and he would chase our minivan and attack us when we pulled out of the driveway.<br /><br />2) More threatening? A herd of turkey vultures that took up residence outside our house one afternoon. About 30 of them . . . and they do not scare easily. Turkey vultures eat dead stuff, you know. We were not dead, but we felt oddly threatened. Also? Turkey vultures have nothing to do with turkeys, so what the fuck with their name?<br /><br />3) (There always has to be a third point or you get an F on the 4th grade outlining assignment). Third? I lie to my children all the time. Most recently when our dog caught and ate a hummingbird in our back yard. No wait. That was laughing, not lying. Never mind.<br /><br />See?<br /><br />You asked?<br /><br />I came.Krishttp://www.prettyalltrue.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11443841774690283232011-02-28T22:09:39.677-05:002011-02-28T22:09:39.677-05:00i'm still back on the fact that that picture c...i'm still back on the fact that that picture came up when you googled "turkey armaggedon." so many questions....jillhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76992385985421698672011-02-28T20:34:36.171-05:002011-02-28T20:34:36.171-05:00Wild Turkey's good eating, with a bottle of Wi...Wild Turkey's good eating, with a bottle of Wild TurkeyMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44271261258993969642011-02-28T20:07:27.666-05:002011-02-28T20:07:27.666-05:00Can I tell you the level to which you've eleva...Can I tell you the level to which you've elevated me in my son's eyes?<br /><br />I am now a cool mom..since I let him read and snort to Turkeys of doom.<br /><br />Thanks, mooog, I now rawk! this mom gig.<br /><br />xo<br /><br />I wish I had your mad skills with cartoons. I would rule the world. (never mind that madonna said that first)Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.com