tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post7206287173952981207..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: My Crushing ValentineMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23932429675706033952009-03-10T23:55:00.000-04:002009-03-10T23:55:00.000-04:00You still crack me up, even if you don't ever retu...You still crack me up, even if you don't ever return my EC drops.HumorSmithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02385608006995986744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22842829750740151792009-03-10T19:30:00.000-04:002009-03-10T19:30:00.000-04:00I'm sure you've heard it a million times before, b...I'm sure you've heard it a million times before, but you ARE a role model!Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25711600941460634312009-03-10T08:51:00.000-04:002009-03-10T08:51:00.000-04:00Go Blonde Goddess, Go!Go Blonde Goddess, Go! Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40756945773144330622009-03-10T08:13:00.000-04:002009-03-10T08:13:00.000-04:00C.Watson: Listen. I screw donuts recreationally. ...C.Watson: Listen. I screw donuts recreationally. Fran Drescher is a small step up for me.<BR/><BR/>MI: Because I'm magically delicious.<BR/><BR/>Lbluca: Word!<BR/><BR/>Meleah: Where ya been, woman?<BR/><BR/>Fiona: Jesus H. Christ. If I had a dime for every time I heard that, I wouldn't have to panhandle.<BR/><BR/>Angry: I think it's technically called 'donkey punch.' Get with the program.<BR/><BR/>Malach: Word, part 2.<BR/><BR/>Coffee: Yeah. That's it. You nailed it, brotha.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54066138661126403912009-03-09T22:42:00.000-04:002009-03-09T22:42:00.000-04:00I don't wonder...I know. It's jealousy.I don't wonder...I know. It's jealousy.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24184494389144557052009-03-09T22:30:00.000-04:002009-03-09T22:30:00.000-04:00Such a romanticSuch a romanticMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62642010390414006142009-03-09T18:38:00.000-04:002009-03-09T18:38:00.000-04:00your wife is a Saint...that's allyour wife is a Saint...that's allfionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39753184908307023582009-03-09T17:19:00.000-04:002009-03-09T17:19:00.000-04:00Im dying over this post, but I lost it when I read...Im dying over this post, but I lost it when I read "Camouflage is the new black" ha ha ha haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88638682804796962642009-03-09T15:59:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:59:00.000-04:00It is true what I have to say is very important an...It is true what I have to say is very important and everyone should want to hear me talk.<BR/><BR/>Not making your wife go to Monster Jam was a great Valentines gift. Mr. Wiggly should have got some action for that.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69406440788688077532009-03-09T15:27:00.000-04:002009-03-09T15:27:00.000-04:00No, honestly....she allows you to live because????...No, honestly....she allows you to live because??????Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3322662052329701792009-03-09T14:22:00.000-04:002009-03-09T14:22:00.000-04:00How can you want to bang fran drescher after heari...How can you want to bang fran drescher after hearing her talk. Wouldn't her scary voice be going through your head as you're banging her making it a physical impossibility to finish? I guess if you actually duct taped her mouth that might be different.Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08631752665049523295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61915864416707306012009-03-09T13:19:00.000-04:002009-03-09T13:19:00.000-04:00Christina: I sent you your flowers. They came in ...Christina: I sent you your flowers. They came in a tampon-shaped box.<BR/><BR/>You didn't...um...you did, didn't you?<BR/><BR/>Nasty.<BR/><BR/>Mike: Although true, I believe there are actually some that you WANT to talk.<BR/><BR/>For further reference, see Blonde Goddess' comment or any single thing Lbluca77 puts on here.<BR/><BR/>Don: Why would you want to screw Pearl Jam?<BR/><BR/>Oh. GruDge fucks.<BR/><BR/>Nevermind.<BR/><BR/>Chris Wood: Tickles your cockles, doesn't it?<BR/><BR/>Tee: Wrestlemania's coming up! You in?<BR/><BR/>Coffeepot: And you wonder why we all make fun of you.<BR/><BR/>MI: Because no one will watch the kids on Wednesday nights when she goes drinking. I think that's pretty much it.<BR/><BR/>Christina: Yes, they ARE standing in line.<BR/><BR/>FYI, Mike's in Thailand at a sex club. They all line up there.<BR/><BR/>BG: Ah. I see the UPS guy is making a delivery at your house.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: Actually...a lot of fun.<BR/><BR/>I may need to kill myself because of thinking that.<BR/><BR/>LiLu: I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't.<BR/><BR/>Don't even ask me about Mr. Belvedere. You'll be crushed.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1899335762942544632009-03-09T12:44:00.000-04:002009-03-09T12:44:00.000-04:00No. Just no.There is absolutely NO WAY you could w...No. Just no.<BR/><BR/>There is absolutely NO WAY you could want to bang Fran Drescher. <BR/><BR/>TAKE IT BACK.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67294306809210439242009-03-09T12:37:00.000-04:002009-03-09T12:37:00.000-04:00I'm jealous. Our plans go to to Monster Jam fell t...I'm jealous. Our plans go to to Monster Jam fell through. I think there would have been plenty of people watching to keep me entertained during it all.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9730207257656865462009-03-09T12:32:00.000-04:002009-03-09T12:32:00.000-04:00The whole key to dealing with annoying chicks that...The whole key to dealing with annoying chicks that you want to bang is to be ready to stuff your Mr.Wiggly in their mouth when they open it.<BR/>That way you don't have to listen to them talk and you *gag*..mmmwwhhahhhoo...*gag*..mmmgggmmwhha..*gag*...mmmmmhhhhaaahhhmmm.Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1737368409952824592009-03-09T12:22:00.000-04:002009-03-09T12:22:00.000-04:00That Mike, he's a charmer. I'm sure they're standi...That Mike, he's a charmer. I'm sure they're standing in line to get with that. *snorts*Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2886680703116190772009-03-09T12:08:00.000-04:002009-03-09T12:08:00.000-04:00Tell me again....why does your wife allow you to l...Tell me again....<BR/>why does your wife allow you to live?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79337870952804913972009-03-09T10:43:00.000-04:002009-03-09T10:43:00.000-04:00And people wonder why you are still married. A ma...And people wonder why you are still married. A man after my own heart.<BR/><BR/>LOL!Diva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43539078845378343592009-03-09T10:37:00.000-04:002009-03-09T10:37:00.000-04:00Valentine's Day with monster trucks? Moog you swee...Valentine's Day with monster trucks? Moog you sweetheart.Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20526145001396191572009-03-09T09:28:00.000-04:002009-03-09T09:28:00.000-04:00Chicks that don't shut up.Isn't that like... all o...Chicks that don't shut up.<BR/><BR/>Isn't that like... all of them?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53597137399317563512009-03-09T08:26:00.000-04:002009-03-09T08:26:00.000-04:00Toothless broads. If I had a dollar for every time...Toothless broads. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...<BR/><BR/>BTW, where's my $60 flowers, bastard? I am still waiting.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.com