tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post7353077235110190171..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Summer Reruns - My Foray Into the Porn IndustryMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91460736351999278432010-08-30T10:34:51.483-04:002010-08-30T10:34:51.483-04:00I've been writing some dialogue for your 1st f...I've been writing some dialogue for your 1st film. Here are the lines for the female star:<br />Oooooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.<br />Ooooh, yeah.<br />Ooooh, Moog. Your dick is so average.<br />Yeah, yeah, yeah.<br />Ooooh, yeah, yeah.<br />Oh my God.<br />Yeah, yeah.<br />Hey, get that thing away from my ear!<br />Oooooh, yeah.<br /><br />Feel free to whack away, and don't forget the lotion!Opto-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11378333438195586017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37974390905614307792009-08-26T22:55:12.618-04:002009-08-26T22:55:12.618-04:00I like the way you think sir. I have some busines...I like the way you think sir. I have some business ideas I'd like to bounce off of you.Jill Pilgrimhttp://pilgrimcongress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7199110450196936482009-08-26T22:46:29.729-04:002009-08-26T22:46:29.729-04:00I can't comment. I'm laughing so hard. Fe...I can't comment. I'm laughing so hard. Fell off my chair, broke my arm..<br /><br />Not true but believe me when I say THIS IS the BESTEST BEST BLOG this WEEK.The Demigoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08997751779430387407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57391278311690049142009-08-26T14:46:08.333-04:002009-08-26T14:46:08.333-04:00Geez, I came here looking for 401K advice and I ge...Geez, I came here looking for 401K advice and I get porn and poop.<br /><br />And the one janitor 'dude' in blue is a girl or a man with really big boobs. Surprised you missed them.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3727491493157328462009-08-26T13:57:23.655-04:002009-08-26T13:57:23.655-04:00kathcom: When in porn, it is important to cover th...kathcom: When in porn, it is important to cover the bases...preferably in some sort of bodily fluid.<br /><br />Kristin: raw footage would help your cause tremendously.<br /><br />just sayin'.<br /><br />Maxie: I'm totally renaming my hand 'The Extractor.'<br /><br />"Mrs. Pullsomuch" was getting a bit old.<br /><br />Kellie: I'm glad to see you're onboard. Thanks for playing!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20317820613621872612009-08-26T11:45:40.553-04:002009-08-26T11:45:40.553-04:00I never thought about it, but working in a sperm b...I never thought about it, but working in a sperm bank would be kind of fun. At least you'd have good stories, right?<br /><br />oh wait... you don't actually extract the sperm when you work there?<br /><br />nevermind.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83289518838451355682009-08-26T11:22:15.639-04:002009-08-26T11:22:15.639-04:00I would LOVE to get paid to masturbate. I do it se...I would LOVE to get paid to masturbate. I do it several times a day anyway, might as well get some money for it.Kristinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64439490745683132282009-08-26T11:08:47.307-04:002009-08-26T11:08:47.307-04:00Poop fairy, poop play, elevator porn? You've g...Poop fairy, poop play, elevator porn? You've got all the bases covered.<br /><br />I need to find that yellow anti-pee on the floor poster to put over our toilet. Luigi will still miss the bowl but at least he'll get a laugh out of it.kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66909638392443234592009-08-26T11:04:50.504-04:002009-08-26T11:04:50.504-04:00Peach: Yeah...that makes two of us.
Ginger: I hat...Peach: Yeah...that makes two of us.<br /><br />Ginger: I hate you now.<br /><br />LiLu: Creepy...it's like Freaky Friday but nothing remotely similar.<br /><br />Also, I kind of had a hunch you were the poo fairy because you have shit stains on your wings.<br /><br />Might want to bleach that.<br /><br />Stacie: NOW you get it.<br /><br />Mike: No shit...back in the day, I had not a clue about editing...this is easily 3 posts.<br /><br />Live and learn.<br /><br />But I made no money on it then...and am making no money on it now.<br /><br />So, par for the course, really.<br /><br />Lbluca: Pregnant sex = okay to watch...not that much fun to do.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52043841650599756522009-08-26T10:25:52.633-04:002009-08-26T10:25:52.633-04:00The poo fairies forgot to visit me last night.
P...The poo fairies forgot to visit me last night. <br /><br />Porn would be a dream job. Even pregnant girls are getting in on that action. I've seen it, and frankly it was kind gross. It made me feel funny and not in the funny way porn is supposed to make you feel.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88381806700904974722009-08-26T10:16:09.624-04:002009-08-26T10:16:09.624-04:00Longest - and best - moooog post ever.
Awesome.Longest - and best - moooog post ever.<br /><br />Awesome.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67235310391310342372009-08-26T09:49:33.381-04:002009-08-26T09:49:33.381-04:00girls don't poo...or fart or anything remotely...girls don't poo...or fart or anything remotely discussing...<br /><br />*whistles*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23936674759135979122009-08-26T09:27:12.873-04:002009-08-26T09:27:12.873-04:00We are so in sync with the Scrubs today!
Also? I ...We are so in sync with the Scrubs today!<br /><br />Also? I AM the Poop Fairy.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3587214594583005102009-08-26T08:15:23.550-04:002009-08-26T08:15:23.550-04:00girls take huge nasty explosive diarrhea poops too...girls take huge nasty explosive diarrhea poops too. sorry.Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07263219705031174912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10085550816851841952009-08-26T07:55:21.020-04:002009-08-26T07:55:21.020-04:00Oh lord I can't wait to hear the stories of th...Oh lord I can't wait to hear the stories of the runt porn shoots.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.com