tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post7511499991117823866..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: How Richard Gere Deals with This Shit I Have No IdeaMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47751917143602877892011-03-03T14:42:19.251-05:002011-03-03T14:42:19.251-05:00We had a hamster named Peaches. When I was a teena...We had a hamster named Peaches. When I was a teenager I came home one day and my parents told me I should probably go take a look at Peaches.<br /><br />I did, and she was all wild-eyed careening around the cage on 2 legs like she was tripping her little hamster balls off. The next day she was dead.<br /><br />It only now occurs to me to wonder why my parents seemed to accept a hallucinating hamster as par for the course.Erinhttp://eisforerin.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81474399651600154722011-03-03T13:14:01.433-05:002011-03-03T13:14:01.433-05:00Hamsters are filthy little creatures.
I dont lov...Hamsters are filthy little creatures. <br /><br />I dont love my child enough to get her one. <br /><br />My favorite line:<br />"I sometimes try to poo even when I don't have to, just because it puts a smile on my face."<br /><br />You speak the truth.Leighannhttp://multitaskingmumma.weebly.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10303657710698492932011-03-03T11:54:13.587-05:002011-03-03T11:54:13.587-05:00Dear Moooooog - I know you appreciate comment brev...Dear Moooooog - I know you appreciate comment brevity from me, so I am limiting myself to an arbitrary 180 characters. I especially liked the part of the post in which you said thakrishttp://www.prettyalltrue.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12993784671719986672009-02-03T01:58:00.000-05:002009-02-03T01:58:00.000-05:00And these are all the reasons WHY I do NOT have an...And these are all the reasons WHY I do NOT have any hamsters in my house!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56342701589263308812009-02-02T07:41:00.000-05:002009-02-02T07:41:00.000-05:00Oxen Cox: Great. Now I'm picturing giant ox penis...Oxen Cox: Great. Now I'm picturing giant ox penises.<BR/><BR/>Again.<BR/><BR/>MI: Delaware is a STATE?!?!<BR/><BR/>Hungry: The gerbil came with the rental?<BR/><BR/>What the fuck were you renting, a habitrail?<BR/><BR/>Tornado: There are many tiny facets to me. Most of them are in my underwear.<BR/><BR/>VE: I'm allergic to guinea pigs. Plus, I don't like having to defur my food.<BR/><BR/>Angry: You...you...? You're alive?!?<BR/><BR/>Welcome back, you prick. Welcome back.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15650014234211418942009-02-01T17:33:00.000-05:002009-02-01T17:33:00.000-05:00That James Van Der Beek is one sexy hamster!That James Van Der Beek is one sexy hamster!AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57732190045957833762009-01-31T22:14:00.000-05:002009-01-31T22:14:00.000-05:00You should have gone for Guinea Pigs. They purr, ...You should have gone for Guinea Pigs. They purr, they're not nocturnal and if you don't like them...they make a delicious entre.<BR/><BR/>Great stuff here...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49681447771297928322009-01-31T14:55:00.000-05:002009-01-31T14:55:00.000-05:00I don't know if I commented yet on your blog ....I don't know if I commented yet on your blog ...I just too damn intimidated. <BR/><BR/>You are a sick & twisted individual and I am so very glad I found you on the net.<BR/><BR/>I just can't decide what I love the most ... the posters, the pictures, the sarcasm, the rude, the crude or the disgusting. I'm so very glad I don't have to pick.I am a Tornado ~ proven fact!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06569186811730131354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4797072550588974852009-01-31T11:57:00.000-05:002009-01-31T11:57:00.000-05:00We rented a house in Boston for a summer some year...We rented a house in Boston for a summer some years ago. The house came with a gerbil in the bedroom used by our older daughter, who was prone to temper tantrums back then. One day, in a snit, she slammed the door to her room and the gerbil dropped dead. Sometimes I worry about her husband.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72826587030325296372009-01-30T19:29:00.000-05:002009-01-30T19:29:00.000-05:00P.S. I am often wearing my snake around my neck wh...P.S. I am often wearing my snake around my neck while posting here. He makes a lovely neck accessory. 3 plus feet long now, he should grow to over 5.<BR/><BR/>Wanna play with my pets?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80772479622616196152009-01-30T19:28:00.000-05:002009-01-30T19:28:00.000-05:00Mooog, we are not a southern state, we are not a n...Mooog, we are not a southern state, we are not a northern state. We are just confused. Ask 10 different Delawarean's if we are the north or the south and you will get an even 50/50 split. <BR/><BR/>If you live in Delaware, everyone in the northern New Castle County will say we are the north, as we relate more to Philadelphia etc. Ask folks below the canal and they say the south, but screw them....they eat rats.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14654028683791517532009-01-30T17:52:00.000-05:002009-01-30T17:52:00.000-05:00Found your site through Lilu. Funny, funny. I ha...Found your site through Lilu. Funny, funny. I had school chum that had a hamster, a very stinky one might I add. So one day I am driving with my parents and we pass a pig farm and I say "It smells like hamsters here." My father almost killed us he was laughing so hard. Reading your post brought back some good memories. Thanx.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79991776645833758562009-01-30T17:51:00.000-05:002009-01-30T17:51:00.000-05:00AV: Thanks for the award!What? No Money?!Lilu: Ye...AV: Thanks for the award!<BR/><BR/>What? No Money?!<BR/><BR/>Lilu: Yes. Nothing says 'silly' like someone who can't breathe.<BR/><BR/>good times...good times...<BR/><BR/>You read me in the library?! Well..I guess that's one way for me to get in one.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: You're working on it? Jesus Christ...turn the camera on and lie down - your husband will do the rest. How much f'ing work can it be?<BR/><BR/>Women.<BR/><BR/>Always making things harder than they have to be.<BR/><BR/>Sometimes, literally.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24957596318928517072009-01-30T16:22:00.000-05:002009-01-30T16:22:00.000-05:00LMAO @ Lilu "silly asthma"Moog I'm working on porn...LMAO @ Lilu "silly asthma"<BR/>Moog I'm working on porn for you right now! Your so bloody impatient!fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1095334941957687552009-01-30T13:42:00.000-05:002009-01-30T13:42:00.000-05:00I didn't think it was possible that someone could ...I didn't think it was possible that someone could ruin one of the greatest I Love Lucy episodes of all time for me...<BR/><BR/>Congratulations!<BR/><BR/>Effing hilarious, as always. I have to stop reading you in the library. I sound like I have silly asthma. (WTF is silly asthma?)rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61911953887247465152009-01-30T13:37:00.000-05:002009-01-30T13:37:00.000-05:00mooooog35, you have an award, call over to NR II a...mooooog35, you have an award, call over to NR II and collect. (No snot bubbles please)<BR/><BR/>AV<BR/>http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/<BR/>http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/<BR/>http://thingsthatfizz.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39035544972384468372009-01-30T12:26:00.000-05:002009-01-30T12:26:00.000-05:00Christina: A hamster ate your dress?Jesus Christ. ...Christina: A hamster ate your dress?<BR/><BR/>Jesus Christ. How short ARE you?<BR/><BR/>Mike: Thanks for the tip. Can I keep it in my shed for the winter? - mice eat through my saddlebags.<BR/><BR/>Becky: You have a fart machine? I'm assuming you have a double-wide to accomodate such a thing?<BR/><BR/>Also - thanks for making me jealous of rats.<BR/><BR/>AV: Snot bubbles are in vogue? I don't remember Madonna blowing them.<BR/><BR/>She blew everything else, though.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29120209792395716432009-01-30T11:15:00.000-05:002009-01-30T11:15:00.000-05:00Becky..AMHW, that's interesting...mooooog35, that ...Becky..AMHW, that's interesting...<BR/><BR/>mooooog35, that was a brilliant piece of drivel, loved every word...<BR/><BR/>Snot bubbles seem is vogue today - AND I DID BLOW MY NOSE!<BR/><BR/>AV<BR/>http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/<BR/>http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/<BR/>http://thingsthatfizz.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86942367251063447462009-01-30T11:00:00.000-05:002009-01-30T11:00:00.000-05:00Alrighty, I'm back.I'd like to add that male rats ...Alrighty, I'm back.<BR/><BR/>I'd like to add that male rats have HUGE balls.<BR/><BR/>That is all.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86235985513004916682009-01-30T10:58:00.000-05:002009-01-30T10:58:00.000-05:00I had a pet rat once. They are way smarter than h...I had a pet rat once. They are way smarter than hamsters and make awesome pets.<BR/><BR/>Excuse me, I must go relieve my three year old of incessantly pushing buttons on a fart machine.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61873772468893160392009-01-30T10:42:00.000-05:002009-01-30T10:42:00.000-05:00My hubby and I went to Petsmart to look at fish on...My hubby and I went to Petsmart to look at fish once when I was pregnant with our son. I decided to look at the hamsters while he was shopping for fish. Big mistake. There was a sleeping hamster at the front of one of the cages, and another one was crawling on him and bothering him. "How mean" I thought, until I got a closer look and realized the "sleeping" one was dead, and the one "bothering" him was actually EATING the dead one's face. Pregnant me vomited on the floor at Petsmart in front of the hamster cages. <BR/><BR/>We didn't buy fish that night. <BR/><BR/>I don't like hamsters anymore. LOL<BR/><BR/>Is the James Vanderbeek pic REALLY how you look during pointy poop?? I've never been blessed with a pointy poop, so I wouldn't know. LOLAlyssahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17611009058890162238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39299792740794948012009-01-30T08:29:00.000-05:002009-01-30T08:29:00.000-05:00Moooooog: Rodents dood, rodents.If you want to kil...Moooooog: Rodents dood, rodents.<BR/><BR/>If you want to kill a mouse, get a cat. Or rosie o'donnel (i hear she likes the feeling of them squirming in her stomach).<BR/><BR/>If you want to kill bigger things, like rats, gophers, ground hogs, rabbits, mooooogs - uh, strike that last one - you get a terrier.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82997125668080750932009-01-30T07:58:00.000-05:002009-01-30T07:58:00.000-05:00A hamster ate my dress. No shit. His time was shor...A hamster ate my dress. No shit. His time was short after that.<BR/><BR/>My ex husband loved those little rodents. Actually, that explains a lot now.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58669429380332679252009-01-30T07:28:00.000-05:002009-01-30T07:28:00.000-05:00lbluca: Excellent. And the boys you invited over...lbluca: Excellent. And the boys you invited over just figured the smell was business as usual?<BR/><BR/>Knight: Prime? USDA, here I come!<BR/><BR/>Going60: Dude. Seriously. Go blow your fucking nose.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: WTF is with all the 'hamster in the wall' stories? You'd figure they'd want to hang out where there's TV.<BR/><BR/>Anon: Your problem was when you put the hamsters in the fish tank.<BR/><BR/>Helpful tip for next time: don't do that.<BR/><BR/>heyJoe: Hamsters suck? Rodents blow? Man...it's like a dream sorority house!<BR/><BR/>Fiona: ..and yet...you send me no porn.<BR/><BR/>I think you're lying.<BR/><BR/>Binks: Yeah...laugh it up until you have a pointy shit. Not so funny, then.<BR/><BR/>GeoJoe: I smell a Hallmark Movie of the Week!<BR/><BR/>Mike: Who breeds dogs to kill mice? And...um...why?<BR/><BR/>Narm: No worries - pointy poo would immediately pop the ball.<BR/><BR/>PoetrySue: What kind of award would THAT be? I don't even want to know.<BR/><BR/>MI: Hm. Southern state. Love Nascar. <BR/><BR/>Why am I not surprised you have a pet snake?<BR/><BR/>Malach: You sound sad about that.<BR/><BR/>And who said anything about 'replaced?'<BR/><BR/>Susan: Your mom has a hamster ghost?<BR/><BR/>I say call Dreamworks and pitch it.<BR/><BR/>Jen: Um...where...um...did you bathe?<BR/><BR/>Nevermind. Don't want to know.<BR/><BR/>Hindleyite: You could only pick one?<BR/><BR/>BonDon: Sounds like quite the magical childhood you had there.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26794637769051897562009-01-30T05:21:00.000-05:002009-01-30T05:21:00.000-05:00I had Hamsters for years when I was a kid! I loved...I had Hamsters for years when I was a kid! <BR/><BR/>I loved them so much... but when I pissed off my little brother he would drop them from the second story or snap their necks.<BR/><BR/>Great. thanks for bring that shit up!Bon Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12178535331269133985noreply@blogger.com