tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post7544649497532129399..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Great Celery Incident of 1988Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22349273962316265322009-11-10T07:44:55.494-05:002009-11-10T07:44:55.494-05:00Meleah: Moooog is right. Don't let the "l...Meleah: Moooog is right. Don't let the "leftovers" bother you. Just be sure to chew your food well and let the "reamer" take care of the clean up. All you have to do is relax and enjoy the "sensational" experience.Roger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06551885186829314709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88905742416125367402009-11-09T15:53:43.895-05:002009-11-09T15:53:43.895-05:00OMFG! And that is YET ANOTHER reason I could NEVER...OMFG! And that is YET ANOTHER reason I could NEVER have butt sex!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-92146132330322887842009-11-08T10:32:55.075-05:002009-11-08T10:32:55.075-05:00Don't feel like you are the only one. A woman ...Don't feel like you are the only one. A woman I know will always be referred to as "butter bean" Yep same reason. I gotta tell you moooooog, when you pop the seal on a dookey chute with no prior preparation you gotta suffer the consequences.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81509114542339781372009-11-07T22:44:16.390-05:002009-11-07T22:44:16.390-05:00Shit, yes, I rubberneck at accidents. And thanks f...Shit, yes, I rubberneck at accidents. And thanks for putting this story in the same category as a car wreck. Now I know you haven't hit bottom. Well, actually, you did hit bottom, but not the bottom I'm talking about. :)MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53356034180677717892009-11-06T22:03:16.246-05:002009-11-06T22:03:16.246-05:00Very funny...but....ecchhh!
I suppose if you had ...Very funny...but....ecchhh!<br /><br />I suppose if you had wound up with salad stuck to Little E after engaging your girlfriend through a more standard method you could have referred to her as a <br />"vag-etarian"?Boneheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16453498373345212677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58627600524785145292009-11-06T15:52:18.220-05:002009-11-06T15:52:18.220-05:00omg, this is hilarious...omg, this is hilarious...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18120436801609390622009-11-06T12:16:38.546-05:002009-11-06T12:16:38.546-05:00Steam: Yes, I am sure it was celery. I wish that I...Steam: Yes, I am sure it was celery. I wish that I hadn't flushed it away. It would would have been extremely informative to everyone if I could have posted a picture of that celery on this blog. You would all be amazed at its near pristine condition.Roger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06551885186829314709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81179945429808976982009-11-06T09:59:51.621-05:002009-11-06T09:59:51.621-05:00Are you sure it was celery? Maybe you should have ...Are you sure it was celery? Maybe you should have licked it, to be sure.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17422529862891699342009-11-06T09:33:22.145-05:002009-11-06T09:33:22.145-05:00OK, that's it. I'm never eating celery an...OK, that's it. I'm never eating celery and Cheez-Whiz again.nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2479136495051831972009-11-06T08:00:05.246-05:002009-11-06T08:00:05.246-05:00Kellie: Yes, corn would have been more acceptable....Kellie: Yes, corn would have been more acceptable. It would have been less likely to "stick" to little elvis. Also, it would have been easier to identify in a dimly lit bathroom.<br /><br />MikeWJ: That is a really gross question that requires a really gross answer. Jim is not an expert at identifying body secretions, but the adhesive appeared to be..... semen.<br /><br />I can't believe you are asking me such gross questions either. Do you rubber neck at car accidents?<br /><br />Malach: Dad? I didn't know you got your computer fixed.Roger the Shrubberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06551885186829314709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58877149338091816112009-11-06T07:24:49.887-05:002009-11-06T07:24:49.887-05:00Roger the Shrubber is fucking killing me today.
K...Roger the Shrubber is fucking killing me today.<br /><br />Killing me.<br /><br />My one comment outside of Roger's responses:<br /><br />Mars: FYI...I think you have Dirty Sanchez confused. There was no poo in this tale...only veggies. Veggie. One veggie.<br /><br />Oh, look. I just threw up.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22241334176922818062009-11-06T05:01:58.957-05:002009-11-06T05:01:58.957-05:00My friend who is a Russian, had a similar incident...My friend who is a Russian, had a similar incident, instead of a celery he had tomato peel on his weener.<br /><br />He got scared that he caught something horrible from that woman. He did indeed!!<br /><br />But man I got to give it to you man you are hilarious.санжогhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15564112676679183143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42066056573776115712009-11-06T02:13:55.538-05:002009-11-06T02:13:55.538-05:00ROFLMAO!!!
awesome writeup!ROFLMAO!!!<br /><br />awesome writeup!Sorcererhttp://www.evilsfury.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43554427743813054262009-11-06T02:08:29.708-05:002009-11-06T02:08:29.708-05:00Ok #1, NOT SURPRISED.
#2. Some things, not so goo...Ok #1, NOT SURPRISED.<br /><br />#2. Some things, not so good for public consumption. I am trying to be nice here, however; that was Best Friends with the Dirty Sanchez and let's face it. NO ONE wants that.Marsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40331880857520845312009-11-05T23:23:13.625-05:002009-11-05T23:23:13.625-05:00Oh jeez. This one definitely pegs the needle at 1...Oh jeez. This one definitely pegs the needle at 10 on the Moog-o-Spaz-mometer.<br /><br />Congratulations?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69054633166400590002009-11-05T19:26:35.445-05:002009-11-05T19:26:35.445-05:00You homo!You homo!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23076535665465139392009-11-05T18:54:19.025-05:002009-11-05T18:54:19.025-05:00OK, now I'm warned. And, OK, there wasn't ...OK, now I'm warned. And, OK, there wasn't any shit. So what was it that stuck the celery to aforementioned foreskin? I'm sorry, but I have to ask.<br /><br />And, OK, I honestly can't believe we're having this discussion. I'm waiting for Larry Flynt to chime in from Hell or wherever he his right now with some words of wisdom, if that's possible at this point.<br /><br />This is one of the most repugnant yet bizarrely fascinating stories I've ever heard. I'm trying to approach it with what I'd describe as "medical curiosity." I figure that might keep me from throwing up or writing off the future of human civilization. :)MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53380595548538551752009-11-05T17:58:18.157-05:002009-11-05T17:58:18.157-05:00Celery huh? At least she eats well. Otherwise you ...Celery huh? At least she eats well. Otherwise you may have been covered in chili!Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79682528497165376882009-11-05T17:33:04.697-05:002009-11-05T17:33:04.697-05:00Now that's some funny shit...uh celery.Now that's some funny shit...uh celery.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45800066853009855802009-11-05T16:20:22.904-05:002009-11-05T16:20:22.904-05:00He should have tried it again a day after she ate ...He should have tried it again a day after she ate some corn. I think corn would be much more acceptable to find stuck to your penis. Right? Right??? *crickets* Well, whatever.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45399209354825937852009-11-05T15:17:46.524-05:002009-11-05T15:17:46.524-05:00LMFAO!!!
What is wrong with me that I guessed (c...LMFAO!!! <br /><br />What is wrong with me that I guessed (correctly) where this story was going?<br /><br />Don't answer that.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81202765367696962712009-11-05T15:13:24.901-05:002009-11-05T15:13:24.901-05:00What? No hot wings and bleu cheese?
You got gypp...What? No hot wings and bleu cheese?<br /><br />You got gypped.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79498307062367741932009-11-05T15:10:21.574-05:002009-11-05T15:10:21.574-05:00epic.
I knew a girl who used celery to masturbat...epic. <br /><br />I knew a girl who used celery to masturbate more than once I don't know if she used the rear entrance when she did though!Clevelandpoethttp://www.ftcs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49186631484400118732009-11-05T15:00:20.475-05:002009-11-05T15:00:20.475-05:00Hmmm...I heard of corn but never celery.Hmmm...I heard of corn but never celery.Toehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075495117699109883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62095659985655972632009-11-05T14:59:58.461-05:002009-11-05T14:59:58.461-05:00Well I'm guessing it's a good thing she di...Well I'm guessing it's a good thing she didn't have chili or a sloppy joe... How would you really know it was was re-edible?Bird Shit https://www.blogger.com/profile/12965945374947557024noreply@blogger.com