Comments on Mental Poo: I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part Two

I was right, your kid IS taller than you. Congrat...

2009-11-21T19:01:05.291-05:00

I was right, your kid IS taller than you.

Congrats, though, that's some accomplishment.

How you missed using the line "I considered using a right cross" is beyond me, though.

Holy Jesus diarrhea! How have I not found this b...

2009-11-20T21:47:19.108-05:00

Holy Jesus diarrhea!

How have I not found this blog before?

Personally, I'm a big fan of anything involving Jesus fighting anything else. Jesus automatically makes things 116% funnier. I know that because I'm an expert on everything.

Being an expert on everything, I'd give you 4:11 odds in this fight. You may be outmatched, but there is something about you that screams "I'm totally capable of raping Jesus in the skull if that's what needs to happen" and that is a powerful trait in a fighter.

Godspeed.

-Allie

MikeWJ: Dude. I've tried the 'I know not what I d...

2009-11-20T16:46:12.559-05:00

MikeWJ: Dude. I've tried the 'I know not what I do' thing plenty of times.

Might want to try something else. Totally doesn't fly.

Kelly: Thank you. However, that's exactly what smart ass little pricks look like.

We're hot.

Carol: It was really really cool.

But sharing? Hey..every man for himself.

That's why I pulled the "HA HA" when he came in SECOND and pointed at him.

Teaches kids humility.

And the fact that his father is a total jackass.

Needs to learn that some time.

Way to kick some ass and share it with your son. V...

2009-11-20T16:39:05.410-05:00

Way to kick some ass and share it with your son. Very cool.

Wow, you're a good looking guy! You look nothing ...

2009-11-20T16:05:07.302-05:00

Wow, you're a good looking guy! You look nothing like the smart ass little prick I've picturing all this time. Thanks for sharing the pic.

Congratulations on kicking Jesus' ass! (Uhmm, Fath...

2009-11-20T14:17:32.121-05:00

Congratulations on kicking Jesus' ass! (Uhmm, Father, forgive me, I don't know what I'm doing.) That's totally awesome. Sorry about the plague, though. Jesus hates losing. See you in.....heaven? Hell? Hard to say. See you where ever!

Bird Shit: I think it's MORE wrong that I think th...

2009-11-20T13:31:33.588-05:00

Bird Shit: I think it's MORE wrong that I think the same thing.

Ed: Hey..if you're not here for blasphemy, then why be here at all, right?

House: So says the guy named, 'house.'

Tell your sister, 'Condo,' I said hi.

Your name is Rodney?! This just gets better and b...

2009-11-20T13:26:44.670-05:00

Your name is Rodney?! This just gets better and better.

Dude, you're sooo getting your ass kicked all the ...

2009-11-20T13:10:36.411-05:00

Dude, you're sooo getting your ass kicked all the way to Hell for that.

Congrats.

Is it wrong that I think Jesus looks sexy in the f...

2009-11-20T11:46:54.549-05:00

Is it wrong that I think Jesus looks sexy in the first picture?

Deb: SAVE YOURSELF!! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME!! Malac...

2009-11-20T06:37:52.227-05:00

Deb: SAVE YOURSELF!! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME!!

Malach: I'm kneeling.

Honestly, though..you're not that far off.

Maelstrom: Catch a fly with chopsticks and maybe we'll talk.

Nanny Goats: My parents have been duking it out for YEARS.

Wow! Congrats, man. So if you beat the crap out o...

2009-11-20T00:20:53.382-05:00

Wow! Congrats, man.

So if you beat the crap out of the Son of God, does this mean both of your parents have to duke it now?

ehhhh... how about I just "painta fence" and "wa...

2009-11-19T20:59:36.248-05:00

ehhhh... how about I just "painta fence" and "waxa floor"?

Hey your son's taller than you!

2009-11-19T20:43:25.141-05:00

Hey your son's taller than you!

Jesus looks like 'fighting Jesus'? I'm finding th...

2009-11-19T19:45:43.581-05:00

Jesus looks like 'fighting Jesus'? I'm finding those rosary beads I threw out when I was 9 and heading back to church. I'll light a candle for you. Might even say a Hail Mary, too.

Erin: I can send you a signed glossy. It doesn't ...

2009-11-19T18:27:27.755-05:00

Erin: I can send you a signed glossy.

It doesn't start out glossy..but whatever.

Jay Ferris: I think I totally would have been pushing my luck with that move.

You're right. STOOOPID!!

Hindsight = sucks.

The only thing that could have made this story mor...

2009-11-19T16:46:41.524-05:00

The only thing that could have made this story more awesome would have been if you had sealed the deal with a crane kick. Nonetheless, congrats M!

What a cute pic of you & your kiddo!

2009-11-19T16:25:52.065-05:00

What a cute pic of you & your kiddo!

Waltsense: Jesus. You people are really stepping ...

2009-11-19T15:23:48.719-05:00

Waltsense: Jesus. You people are really stepping up with the product lines today.

BUY MY SHIT!

Narm: Looks like you're going to be mean to people for the next 7 weeks.

I can live with that.

GO PATS.

Except, you know, on 4th and 2. Then PLEASE DON'T GO.

Steam Me Up: Lady..gotta tell ya...

Best. Ass Exam. Post. Ever. Today.

Even better than mine.

I'm jealous.

Of the post. Not the finger in the ass.

People..go read STEAM right now!

Maelstrom: Fine.

$76,000 an hour. 100-hour minimum.

Deal?

Kys: I can't agree with you because homosexuality is a sin and..

..um..

..you're right. I'd be gay for that guy. SMOKIN'.

That Boxing Jesus is kinda hawt. Congrats!

2009-11-19T15:17:56.551-05:00

That Boxing Jesus is kinda hawt.

Congrats!

Back off? No wai! I need some lessons!

2009-11-19T15:17:20.860-05:00

Back off? No wai! I need some lessons!

Aw, look at you guys!! Your son is wicked cute! I ...

2009-11-19T15:05:50.167-05:00

Aw, look at you guys!! Your son is wicked cute! I mean...fucking badass.

This post has it all. Very nice.

Nice of them to put life-sized golden statues of y...

2009-11-19T14:29:25.287-05:00

Nice of them to put life-sized golden statues of you on those trophies.

(For the record - I am only being mean because your Patriots handed it to my Phins. Be gentle, Ronnie Brown is out for the year.)

Sweet article and congrats! Bumpersticker: My So...

2009-11-19T13:54:24.879-05:00

Sweet article and congrats!

Bumpersticker: My Son and I kicked Jesus ass!

Matt: Jesus should have swept my leg. Lilu: I'M T...

2009-11-19T13:25:02.971-05:00

Matt: Jesus should have swept my leg.

Lilu: I'M TOTALLY MAKING THAT.

THEN will you buy something? Meengya...it's like pulling teeth with you people.

JenJen: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Wym: I don't know about his chest hair. I CAN tell you that he had some on da feet.

Da feet.

Get it?

Jessica: That would be a typical Thursday night for me. Long story, different time.

bikram: Um..yeah..on my knees. Exactly.

*whistles

Speaking: That's right...we walk amongst you...

Me-Me: It IS on video...although I'm on the fence about putting it up or not.

Groupies, you know.