Comments on Mental Poo: Q&A not T&A although T&A would have TOTALLY been b...

i missed this the first time around i would ask ...

2009-12-04T20:30:31.485-05:00

i missed this the first time around

i would ask why so many o's in mooooooog it's difficult and annoying

Dude, wow just wow. You are fucked up more ways t...

2009-11-30T15:39:47.313-05:00

Dude, wow just wow. You are fucked up more ways than a middle of the week family reunion. You know the one where only the out of work people come. Yeah sure, Uncle Billy I will read your screenplay.
But seriously, I am not gay but.... your humor is hawt.

OMG we have SOOOOO much in common. My Trojan wrapp...

2009-11-30T00:50:15.658-05:00

OMG we have SOOOOO much in common. My Trojan wrappers have dust in them, too! Man, it sure is a small world.

Yes I would. So I want to know how does Mooooog Fu...

2009-11-30T00:07:09.510-05:00

Yes I would.
So I want to know how does Mooooog Fuck his foot?

You said ask anything and you brought it up. So I want to know.

M.I. Out.

I'm always curious about the careers of you people...

2009-11-29T20:50:49.377-05:00

I'm always curious about the careers of you people who have the luxury of blogging from work. I'm jealous.

nancy pelosi. dear lord save us all

2009-11-29T19:41:55.555-05:00

nancy pelosi. dear lord save us all

CatLady: Huh. Usually things with me come all too ...

2009-11-29T14:39:05.328-05:00

CatLady: Huh. Usually things with me come all too quickly.

Mars: It requires the third toe from the left to be completely broken.

It's an art form, really.

Lee: Preaching to the choir, woman.

JenJen: Ha. You said 'stroked.'

Vodka: Perhaps you should lay off the liquor, then.

Nah.

Mr. Knucklehead: Yeah..it's usually the women who are gravely disappointed.

I suck.

SwirlGirl: Yes, an architect.

I have a diploma buried somewhere under piles of my kids' Legos to prove it.

Deadpan: We need to sell these things.

Where's Billy Mays when you need him?

Oh. Dead.

Nevermind.

What's the Shamwow guy up to?

Olly: I'm lucky my boss even knows when I'm in the office.

Yay for non-productivity.

Don: ...dad...?

Coffey: What they don't tell you is that they pretest them in replicas of Danny Devito's anus.

MalInt: You WOULD want to know that.

Sicko.

Travis: I was told you like feeling used, so I figured I'd give you the honor.

Erin: Tears for you..vomit for me.

poTAto..poTAHto

Malach: You see right through me.

Etta: If vaginas looked like Pelosi, I'd be all about the penis by now.

I was fine with the whole Q&A thing until...... I ...

2009-11-29T12:54:27.191-05:00

I was fine with the whole Q&A thing until...... I saw that disgusting used vagina looking bitch Pelosi. You sir have stooped to a new low.

You want a Pelosi - Raye threesome I can tell

2009-11-28T23:51:11.149-05:00

You want a Pelosi - Raye threesome I can tell

I am laughing so hard about Rachel eating Whoopie ...

2009-11-28T22:08:32.927-05:00

I am laughing so hard about Rachel eating Whoopie Pie that tears are running down my face...omg!

Hey buddy! Thanks for using my question first! ...

2009-11-28T21:08:13.649-05:00

Hey buddy!

Thanks for using my question first!

Condoms are lame, it's just the first thing that came to mind!

And what did we learn here today? Not a damn thing...

2009-11-28T19:54:42.638-05:00

And what did we learn here today?
Not a damn thing.

It would be noteworthy to learn how you fuck your own foot though.

Now that would be interesting.

Condoms have a "Pre-Ttested" logo and I want to kn...

2009-11-28T18:12:32.950-05:00

Condoms have a "Pre-Ttested" logo and I want to know how I can get that job? Or do I ever want to put one on again. That's like having sloppy seconds.

Back when I should have used condoms beer was real...

2009-11-28T17:38:44.474-05:00

Back when I should have used condoms beer was really cheap. I could buy a six pack of Old Milwaukee for the price of just under four condoms. Once I drank the beer I didn't give a rat's ass whether I had a condom on or not. I've got the kids to prove it...somewhere.

Now we know what you are supposed to do for a livi...

2009-11-28T16:20:48.443-05:00

Now we know what you are supposed to do for a living, but how do you get away with the blogging at work?

I laughed at the condom comment. Apparently you have to do more with them than open the package. This would explain our two kids...

God, if I had a hood mounted cannon, I'd reinact(s...

2009-11-28T13:52:11.147-05:00

God, if I had a hood mounted cannon, I'd reinact(sp?) the ending to Star Wars every day.

"FIRING PHOTON TORPEDOS! PEWPEW!" *Car explodes*

"DAMNIT OFFICER I HAVE TO SAVE THE GALAXY. THESE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOUR LOOKING FOR."

Never move to Florida- the home of the 'eventual l...

2009-11-28T13:34:50.286-05:00

Never move to Florida- the home of the 'eventual left' (as we called it).

...and your an architect? As in a real life builder of buildins or as in the George Costanza architect cuz it sounds cool and a way to get the 'ladies'?

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, Mooger. Good w...

2009-11-28T13:03:15.141-05:00

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me, Mooger. Good work.

I asked you a question in a comment on a previous ...

2009-11-28T11:27:33.774-05:00

I asked you a question in a comment on a previous post.. can't remember what it was though

Only you can make vanity this funny moog! Crap. I...

2009-11-28T11:07:21.703-05:00

Only you can make vanity this funny moog!
Crap. I just stroked the ego thereby giving reason for this to be an annual post.

I'm too dang tired to be witty or charming...damn ...

2009-11-28T10:58:08.854-05:00

I'm too dang tired to be witty or charming...damn kids...

Your own foot huh? How exactly does that work?

2009-11-28T10:42:25.200-05:00

Your own foot huh? How exactly does that work?

The truth emerges... slowly... slowly... too slow...

2009-11-28T09:47:50.239-05:00

The truth emerges... slowly... slowly... too slowly.