tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8027178053680999686..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: I Can't Make Mario Lopez UglyMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56265136012811113682011-04-26T20:21:58.772-04:002011-04-26T20:21:58.772-04:00What happened to brad pitt? he was the it guy for ...What happened to brad pitt? he was the it guy for a while! and now its mario! Hes 39 yrs old! a good looking guy is a myth! theres no good looking guys! all we are is trends every decade its someone new and the old gets thrown away! just like brad Pitt. thats a sign that we are not attractive! its all a childish game getting board of someone and looking for someone else! thats it. and the next decade it will happen again!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09410082137938251580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41842262108867570642011-01-26T17:48:07.904-05:002011-01-26T17:48:07.904-05:00I can't believe the defilement of photoshop - ...I can't believe the defilement of photoshop - you should be hung for the sacriliage of marring such perfection!<br />I mean, really - why would you DO that to Steve Buscemi?!??<br />He's perfect.DVeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05664625761391697204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22527919116726520992011-01-25T12:37:48.981-05:002011-01-25T12:37:48.981-05:00No unibrow? Come on, that's clearly not natura...No unibrow? Come on, that's clearly not natural. He's working on that. So there is a tiny flaw. That he makes sure to get fixed so no one notices.<br /><br />That's...one in your favor, surely?KLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07148991868974040605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41231124871760256822011-01-20T20:53:19.785-05:002011-01-20T20:53:19.785-05:00Would you lose any respect for me if I said I find...Would you lose any respect for me if I said I find all those people you meshed him with attractive?<br /><br />Other than Sarah Jessica Parker, of course. She's a horse stuck in a human's body, and I'm <i>so</i> not into bestiality.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28931759410739817092011-01-19T14:11:20.177-05:002011-01-19T14:11:20.177-05:00This brings Bro-mance to a whole, disturbingly cre...This brings Bro-mance to a whole, disturbingly creepy, new level.Erica Ortizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14387090036315983977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44343882372149707062011-01-19T13:27:30.551-05:002011-01-19T13:27:30.551-05:00Whoa! Its like there were cloning experiments and...Whoa! Its like there were cloning experiments and finally, thats how the "real" Mario came to be.Brandy Wilcoxenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09122750349062262051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48948235393087545952011-01-19T10:06:51.598-05:002011-01-19T10:06:51.598-05:00Creepy? Or awesome......Creepy? Or awesome......Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47643805704904460912011-01-18T22:28:48.875-05:002011-01-18T22:28:48.875-05:00Well you tried your best. Mario is just not meant ...Well you tried your best. Mario is just not meant to be fugly.<br />And those other guys you selected where some ugly creatures!<br />Oh, well, a guy could do far worse than get Mario's castoffs at the bar, right?Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7242669075591383192011-01-18T15:40:19.460-05:002011-01-18T15:40:19.460-05:00Oh I meant it as a compliment!Oh I meant it as a compliment!Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14108347590219803283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23186324238128550852011-01-18T15:28:32.863-05:002011-01-18T15:28:32.863-05:00Cleveland: I don't think we have to do anythin...Cleveland: I don't think we have to do anything..Carrot Top does that all on his own.<br /><br />Tee: I didn't defile her. Nature did.<br /><br />Meleah: You realize that sounds like work, right?<br /><br />Malach: You cut me deep, man.<br /><br />Andygirl: It does not. Thanks for trying.<br /><br />Opto: You people are never happy with what I give you.<br /><br />Christina: It's MS Paint. And for that, there is no cure.<br /><br />Ed: RIGHT?!<br /><br />Patty: hot and boring is also still hot.<br /><br />Chelle: Honestly? Kind of creepy.<br /><br />Vodka: Yes. Buscemi is quite the catch.<br /><br />Magic: I won't make fun of your red hair.<br /><br />You have your own issues to deal with.<br /><br />Chris: It's ALL weird.<br /><br />Welcome to my world.<br /><br />Sassy: mmm. Halle Berry.<br /><br />Sorry. What?<br /><br />Sister: Nice try, sista.<br /><br />Knight: I'm actually going to take that as a compliment because, otherwise, it just sounds plain mean.<br /><br />I've always loved you.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43822603370152139502011-01-18T15:15:23.198-05:002011-01-18T15:15:23.198-05:00It's just creepy that you posted about the exa...It's just creepy that you posted about the exact same person I've been having sexy nightmares about. I would rather fantasize about you.Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14108347590219803283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35055288069929642472011-01-18T14:13:20.221-05:002011-01-18T14:13:20.221-05:00You've got to hit him where it hurts, right in...You've got to hit him where it hurts, right in the dimples! I bet if you could find a pic where he wasn't smiling and went all Dr. Frankenstein on him again you'd have it!<br /><br />Maybe.SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13983391339623671892011-01-18T14:03:41.174-05:002011-01-18T14:03:41.174-05:00After reading this post, I've come to this con...After reading this post, I've come to this conclusion: Mario Lopez is to men what Halle Berry is to women.Sassy Stylingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18122840222925114792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1697643696419287952011-01-18T12:00:04.545-05:002011-01-18T12:00:04.545-05:00The "Mario with Clint Howard's jawline&qu...The "Mario with Clint Howard's jawline" looks eerily like Erik Estrada.<br /><br />Weird.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64691977408332308742011-01-18T11:43:29.381-05:002011-01-18T11:43:29.381-05:00OK. So, where to start?
First off, I'd never h...OK. So, where to start?<br />First off, I'd never heard of ML till you did this post. I have obviously led a very quiet, sheltered (European) life...<br />Second, yeah, he's cute, but he's just a little too "perfect" for me, a little clean-cut, ya know? I prefer them a bit more "rough", "rebellious", whatevs. Johnny Depp, for example, or Puck from Glee (exception: I found Zac Efron absolutely adorable in Hairspray, but only in that film, nowhere else).<br />Next: the morphing. I think one of the commenters hit the nail on the head - you need to include various bits of various people (Steve Buscemi's mouth - or better yet, the mouth of the lead singer from The Pogues: have you SEEN that guy's teeth?).<br />Lastly: Carrot Top. Who is that? Is it someone "famous"? Not to me, anyway. And can I just make sure that it's the "whole person" you don't like and not just the red hair? BECAUSE I HAVE RED HAIR AND HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO REACT BADLY TO PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF IT (right, Sasha, remember the spaghetti sauce incident back in 6th grade? Uh? Yeah?). Just checkin'Magic27https://www.blogger.com/profile/08701211538213404730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70483994523553642122011-01-18T10:39:56.118-05:002011-01-18T10:39:56.118-05:00I try to resist but you drag me in... Mario never ...I try to resist but you drag me in... Mario never "did" it for me.. I am surprised he hasn't come out yet.<br /><br />Steve Buschemi on the other hand may be ugly but I love him. Go figureVodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34217293836631648302011-01-18T10:30:31.453-05:002011-01-18T10:30:31.453-05:00I posted a Stever Buscemi photoshop the day before...I posted a Stever Buscemi photoshop the day before yesterday. Mentioned in that blog: Clint Howard. *high five*<br /><br />Mario Lopez's dimples are so cute that they ooze hello kitty poop, which I am assume is pretty cute as far as poop goes.<br /><br />Don't judge me.Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40735864762121914652011-01-18T10:09:36.244-05:002011-01-18T10:09:36.244-05:00Now Clive can smile pretty without looking like he...Now Clive can smile pretty without looking like he put his face on with the Jetsons make-up machine. Hot is hot, but hot and boring is still boring.Patty Purvisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16410320231695678658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26855594902792655582011-01-18T09:49:54.871-05:002011-01-18T09:49:54.871-05:00Miss Yvonne stole my line.
Can't knock the Sl...Miss Yvonne stole my line.<br /><br />Can't knock the Slater though, dude.<br /><br />Even Zack couldn't compete.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78798822785384512292011-01-18T08:04:15.101-05:002011-01-18T08:04:15.101-05:00Seriously. Step away from the Photoshop.
There ha...Seriously. Step away from the Photoshop.<br /><br />There has to be a 12 step program for this somewhere.<br /><br />Lopez? Too pretty and girlie. Tequilia and a Hefty would need to be involved.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13148407142847330842011-01-18T03:48:43.925-05:002011-01-18T03:48:43.925-05:00I think that to truly make Mario ugly, you will pr...I think that to truly make Mario ugly, you will probably have to step outside of the Hollywood box. After all, they must have some redeeming qualities or they wouldn't be famous, right? Errrr....never mind.<br /><br />Anyway, find some random homeless person (or perhaps one of your neighbors), and morph them with the Mario. Or maybe that fat Mimi chick from the Drew Carey show.Opto-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11378333438195586017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87467324422560023952011-01-18T01:09:54.330-05:002011-01-18T01:09:54.330-05:00If it makes you feel any better, Mario Lopez is ki...If it makes you feel any better, Mario Lopez is kind of a dick. <br /><br />See, I had the girlhood crush on Slater. Of course I did.<br /><br />But then I met him. He's a friend of my old roommate. And he's a dick. A total asswipe sleazemonkey douchecanoe. Yup. All those things. <br /><br />Which makes those dimples not so cute anymore.Andygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11639545596114354278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45173215592803892092011-01-17T20:21:32.038-05:002011-01-17T20:21:32.038-05:00If you had really talent, you would mix the whole ...If you had really talent, you would mix the whole bunch together, loserMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76683322832759459472011-01-17T15:46:41.059-05:002011-01-17T15:46:41.059-05:00PS: Mario is NOT all that. He's not even funny...PS: Mario is NOT all that. He's not even funny. I wouldn't bang him.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60272087332155007982011-01-17T15:45:03.359-05:002011-01-17T15:45:03.359-05:00You need to put Carrot Tops EYES on Mario's fa...You need to put Carrot Tops EYES on Mario's face, then add Sarah Jessica Parkers NOSE, and then add Steve Buscemi's MOUTH. That should work.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.com