tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8062555325021832163..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Soapbox Mushroom CloudMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71875203761404696002009-04-23T00:23:00.000-04:002009-04-23T00:23:00.000-04:00is that a dissembled fleshlight in your tool box? ...is that a dissembled fleshlight in your tool box? who needs a hand job if you've got that!ClaireMontgomeryMDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05010097026709974984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41217093226737872142009-04-23T00:16:00.000-04:002009-04-23T00:16:00.000-04:00Please send me some Electric Kool Aid Acid thins, ...Please send me some Electric Kool Aid Acid thins, ASAP. Then maybe I'll understand what Tom Wolfe was talking about.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64251431320603749072009-04-21T07:50:00.000-04:002009-04-21T07:50:00.000-04:00Repli..com..: Where do I find a ringer? Are they ...Repli..com..: Where do I find a ringer? Are they for sale? Is this legal? Will Chris Hansen show up at my house again?<br /><br />Fiona: Your suggestions suck.<br /><br />No offense.<br /><br />Becky: Sequins?<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />FreeUnicorns: Great idea about lacing the cookies with ex-lax. I'll do the 'samoas.'<br /><br />That way, they'll be on the toilet like, "Oh no...here comes samoa...and samoa...AND SAMOA!"<br /><br />AV: thumbtacks + power tool set = part of the joke<br /><br />Way to stay focused.<br /><br />Tiggy: NASCAR mechanic? The only way you'd ever get me near a NASCAR anything if I was drugged, beaten and dragged there.<br /><br />Even then I'd probably put up a fight.<br /><br />laughing: popcorn. they sell popcorn.<br /><br />Like I can't buy that shit in aisle 8.<br /><br />Genius.<br /><br />Don: My wife bears the dubious distinction of once driving into my house with her car.<br /><br />I'll teach him to drive, thank you very much.<br /><br />Tish: Great idea...but who will race NEXT year?<br /><br />MI: Home Depot? I've heard of that. They sell wood and shit, right?<br /><br />I'll call my builder.<br /><br />Coffee: Oooh...good point. Although they would be great for false starts.<br /><br />Kellie: I've had enough people fill in on my fatherly duties. And husbandly duties. And duties in general.<br /><br />Enough is enough.<br /><br />Actually, 8 is enough.<br /><br />Katie: ..and that's how I got kicked out of the den...<br /><br />Sue: popcorn and little cars. Fascinating shit. I may just enroll him in the military.<br /><br />Malach: Only if you take food stamps. Let me know. Thanks in advance.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66072883687449923522009-04-20T22:43:00.000-04:002009-04-20T22:43:00.000-04:00You could always hire me to build itYou could always hire me to build itMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55478622306056554752009-04-20T19:23:00.000-04:002009-04-20T19:23:00.000-04:00Moooooog, calm down and move away from the power t...Moooooog, calm down and move away from the power tools. Just back far away. Your kid probably likes you with all your fingers. Besides, they really do sell popcorn and build itty bitty cars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36265387685510601722009-04-20T17:47:00.000-04:002009-04-20T17:47:00.000-04:00You could use those cookies to bribe the other kid...You could use those cookies to bribe the other kids to lose. There's more than one way to win a race.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04697065958437118961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23726944611210226952009-04-20T17:45:00.000-04:002009-04-20T17:45:00.000-04:00Do they at least give you some building kit or som...Do they at least give you some building kit or something? They've got to help you at at least a little. I'd be completely clueless just like you. Maybe you could hire someone to fill in for you in your fatherly duties on this part.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47547377238042420682009-04-20T15:44:00.000-04:002009-04-20T15:44:00.000-04:00Seriously, Moog, you can't use screwed on yoyos fo...Seriously, Moog, you can't use screwed on yoyos for wheels. They will roll forward for a few feet and then roll back. I don't even think they spin at the end, just down and back.<br /><br />I think this is your funniest post ever because it is soooo true.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87594933099530246592009-04-20T15:03:00.000-04:002009-04-20T15:03:00.000-04:00I think they give classes at HomeDepot for men who...I think they give classes at HomeDepot for men who have no fucking clue how to hold a hammer...so I am sure they can help you build a little car.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87456301110753009852009-04-20T14:30:00.000-04:002009-04-20T14:30:00.000-04:00Can't you just put him in a wagon and use a wall f...Can't you just put him in a wagon and use a wall for brakes?Tashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04518645982745771359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83320627447719752212009-04-20T13:27:00.000-04:002009-04-20T13:27:00.000-04:00The Acid Mint cookies are great! I used to drop, e...The Acid Mint cookies are great! I used to drop, er...I mean eat those years ago. Hell, tell your wife to build the damn soap box car. She'll tell him how to drive it anyway--fuck that!Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76282734179915780932009-04-20T12:58:00.000-04:002009-04-20T12:58:00.000-04:00Jesus, Cub Scouts sell popcorn, not candy. I know ...Jesus, Cub Scouts sell popcorn, not candy. I know this because I have a raving popcorn salesman in my house. He actually sold popcorn to a man with no teeth. Wish I was making that up. And the Pinewood Derby is SCOUTS ONLY. You will be reminded of this eleventy billion times from the time you get the kit til the damned thing is over. Just give him the kit and a hearty "GOOD LUCK" and you'll be golden.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23395700756760181432009-04-20T12:34:00.001-04:002009-04-20T12:34:00.001-04:00I guess you could always use your array of power t...I guess you could always use your array of power tools to kidnap a NASCAR mechanic, and force him at pushpin-point to build a car for your son. <br /><br />I don't think it's illegal if you feed him during his imprisonm.. I mean, volunteer work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49286742552984487672009-04-20T12:34:00.000-04:002009-04-20T12:34:00.000-04:00Like father, like son... so they say.
The kid doe...Like father, like son... so they say.<br /><br />The kid doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell!<br /><br />And what the hell are thumb tacks doing in your power tool kit?<br /><br />AVAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79966666098417947662009-04-20T12:18:00.000-04:002009-04-20T12:18:00.000-04:00I'm with Christina on this one. If you can't beat'...I'm with Christina on this one. If you can't beat'em, beat'em up and still their cart. Or, you know, sabotage them with some ex-lax laced Girl Scout cookies.<br /><br />Sorry to hear about the lack on a handy. Bummer. Sell 100 boxes next year and maybe it'll happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69669337356269892342009-04-20T12:03:00.000-04:002009-04-20T12:03:00.000-04:00Did someone say dress up? Woo! I gots something ...Did someone say dress up? Woo! I gots something with sequins on it for Moog and his kid!<br /><br />Oh, and I love Thin Mints, but the hell am I going to buy any from kids who sit at a table in front of a store. Run down my car in traffic like the rest of the hard working girl scouts.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38917381404596167052009-04-20T11:23:00.000-04:002009-04-20T11:23:00.000-04:00Bring in a ringer. Your son is still young enough ...Bring in a ringer. Your son is still young enough to master the world of deception. You seriously think any girl scout with a hot teenage sister actually sold her own damn cookies?repliderium.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451646126768211862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71125674730426599352009-04-20T10:49:00.000-04:002009-04-20T10:49:00.000-04:00Christina: Girl scout cookies suck?!
Obviously yo...Christina: Girl scout cookies suck?!<br /><br />Obviously you've never had a Samoa or frozen a Do-Si-Do.<br /><br />OMG. I think I'm gay.<br /><br />Mike: Excellent tip. Because nothing says 'family fun' like a kid on a vehicle equipped with spinning blades of death.<br /><br />Mary: Well, then I'm not signing him up. We look awesome and cool as-is.<br /><br />Cindee: No one works better with 'soft wood' than myself.<br /><br />I've been dealing with this shit for years now.<br /><br />I totally suck.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47620845058616767202009-04-20T10:39:00.000-04:002009-04-20T10:39:00.000-04:00Uh Moog, the Pinewood Derby isn't a Go Kart -- it'...Uh Moog, the Pinewood Derby isn't a Go Kart -- it's a little wooden block of soft wood (maybe 10" long) that you carve into a car and you guys race <I>that</I>. Man, those hyped up on steroid daddy dudes are gonna eat you alive...cause it ain't about the boys -- it's about the machismo. Your kid is definately fucked.Cindeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-929896193929518102009-04-20T09:04:00.000-04:002009-04-20T09:04:00.000-04:00Why don't you just "scout" out the neighbourhood, ...Why don't you just "scout" out the neighbourhood, and steal a cart that looks good? There's nothing morally wrong with that, is there?? And all that matters is that you and your son look awesome and so cool, which you will.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47551709580696782012009-04-20T08:14:00.000-04:002009-04-20T08:14:00.000-04:00At least you know now to take out a HUGE life insu...At least you know now to take out a HUGE life insurance policy on your boy, cuz next year you get to collect.<br /><br />Here's a tip though: Find an old riding lawnmower and slap a spoiler on the back. At least those things already come with wheels.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69046307478031328222009-04-20T08:11:00.000-04:002009-04-20T08:11:00.000-04:00What the hell is wrong with you?Teach your boy to ...What the hell is wrong with you?Teach your boy to kick the other boys' asses and TAKE their go carts. All's fair in love and Cub Scouts.<br /><br />Girl Scout cookies suck anyways.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.com