tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8168337768990966573..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Update on my Childhood Pneumonia Alcoholism PostMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23521126806946007452011-10-19T22:31:38.256-04:002011-10-19T22:31:38.256-04:00My mom used to rub scotch on our gums when we were...My mom used to rub scotch on our gums when we were teething. It worked pretty well, so I'm going to teach my kids to shoot it straight up.Paul, Dammit!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02264872375942355609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48036895703959007692011-08-10T10:44:52.201-04:002011-08-10T10:44:52.201-04:00My moms secret weapon was something called Butterc...My moms secret weapon was something called Buttercup Syrup...no idea as to what the ingredients are/were.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64764511193453442832011-03-15T04:55:32.219-04:002011-03-15T04:55:32.219-04:00My mom called it " hot toddie" but it ta...My mom called it " hot toddie" but it tasted like that green shit at the end og vomit.Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05253148312607083413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60235886047839155592011-03-10T21:46:25.455-05:002011-03-10T21:46:25.455-05:00Honey is a laxative?
This explains SO much.Honey is a laxative? <br /><br />This explains SO much.MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87817972933358748872011-03-10T18:41:37.939-05:002011-03-10T18:41:37.939-05:00Mom told me it taste like my ass . . .
OH ZING!Mom told me it taste like my ass . . .<br /><br /><br />OH ZING!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69848252373264547452011-03-10T18:32:48.899-05:002011-03-10T18:32:48.899-05:00Is this the same thing as a "hot toddy"?...Is this the same thing as a "hot toddy"? <br /><br />I always wondered what was up with that....Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14274606913028320431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78784991883262392682011-03-10T14:58:35.470-05:002011-03-10T14:58:35.470-05:00*gasp* Who told?!*gasp* Who told?!SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11721484231508627952011-03-10T14:42:30.720-05:002011-03-10T14:42:30.720-05:00first thing that came up when I typed "wtf is...first thing that came up when I typed "wtf is molasses" is that it is good for pot plants. That explains why it was always in my fridge growing up. glad I cleared that up.Stacyonthecouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890762246400326494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30660775053741785062011-03-10T14:38:07.344-05:002011-03-10T14:38:07.344-05:00Serious question ... wtf is molasses? I remember 3...Serious question ... wtf is molasses? I remember 3 things in my fridge growing up. 1. milk in bags. 2. beer in short-neck bottles. and 3. molasses. No clue! And I'm pretty sure it was the same little carton my whole childhood. Excuse me while I google.Stacyonthecouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890762246400326494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-523342161949547522011-03-10T14:21:53.883-05:002011-03-10T14:21:53.883-05:00Was there a problem with that concoction? I don...Was there a problem with that concoction? I don't see a problem with it personally, but then I mix Dr. Tichenor's with vanilla extract when I feel like watching any movie with Megan Fox in it. It's a numbing agent...Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82922300649245293762011-03-10T12:16:48.627-05:002011-03-10T12:16:48.627-05:00A real hot toddy is delicious. For an 8oz mug:
Gr...A real hot toddy is delicious. For an 8oz mug:<br /><br />Grade B maple syrup (or honey - it's up to you), enough to coat the mug about 1/8 inch on bottom.<br /><br />1/2 as much lemon juice as syrup<br /><br />little splash of dark rum<br /><br />hot water up to top of mug<br /><br />DUDE. YUM.Tzipporahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08807511259582331073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8574523481092086542011-03-10T12:01:24.109-05:002011-03-10T12:01:24.109-05:00Yea, my mother used to make me something called a ...Yea, my mother used to make me something called a Honey Lemon - effectively, tea, lemon, whisky, and honey.<br /><br />At least I think those are the ingredients.<br /><br />It wouldn't surprise me if she put molasses in it too. And probably a dash of cyanide.<br /><br />We've never liked each other much.<br /><br />- B xThe Barrenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00104951958986232787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37323943024504363512011-03-10T11:44:46.117-05:002011-03-10T11:44:46.117-05:00PBJ: done and done.
Websavvy: You're not the ...PBJ: done and done.<br /><br />Websavvy: You're not the only one with a hot toddy. Sounds dirty..but read on..<br /><br />Kage: You had me at your avatar.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: I think my folks were more into barbituates.<br /><br />Wait. What?<br /><br />Sister: No wonder your bung is so sticky.<br /><br />Meleah: More people with hot toddies?!<br /><br />Deborah: You and apparently 1500 other people had these things.<br /><br />Badlarry: that sounds sickeningly delicious.<br /><br />Ed: Yes. that and salt.<br /><br />Joshua: touche' my friend.<br /><br />terri: *pukes*<br /><br />Demented: haha. you said 'banger.'<br /><br />Grannyk: GOD why? WHY?!<br /><br />Vickie: Thank you for the award!! I will swing by shortly!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91402802866085201122011-03-10T09:47:31.298-05:002011-03-10T09:47:31.298-05:00terri c reminded me...when the booze/lemon/honey/s...terri c reminded me...when the booze/lemon/honey/satan shit stuff didn't work, my mom gave me Castor Oil. First, she made me drink orange juice, then shoved (slid?) Castor Oil down my throat, then tossed some saltines in there, followed by more orange juice. <br /><br />I think she was probably trying to kill me. Y'know, like taking the morning after pill...five years later!<br /><br />Oh yeah, and you have an award waiting for you over at Glitter Frog.vickilikesfrogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09083079248931714578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1863069892699588202011-03-10T09:41:16.727-05:002011-03-10T09:41:16.727-05:00My parents were never cool enough to give us booze...My parents were never cool enough to give us booze of any kind for any ailment. <br /><br />Mom, however, went through a cod liver oil phase. Obviously, she just through we were just full of shit.GrannyKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04775814033002505893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88414108455075095002011-03-10T00:09:03.606-05:002011-03-10T00:09:03.606-05:00I'm still laughing about the Harvey Wallbanger...I'm still laughing about the Harvey Wallbanger comment....bah ha ha haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36360360025558913732011-03-09T22:09:55.076-05:002011-03-09T22:09:55.076-05:00Listen I'd rather have had the booze. My mothe...Listen I'd rather have had the booze. My mother gave me juice (orange or apple) with cod liver oil mixed in.terri chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398808840234914275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80401077319534378192011-03-09T21:10:39.855-05:002011-03-09T21:10:39.855-05:00@Moog - Maybe he did, but I got my revenge when I ...@Moog - Maybe he did, but I got my revenge when I banged his granddaughter several years later. A few years after that she died of a heroin overdose. So...double revenge, I guess?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34577969600306172442011-03-09T20:51:14.203-05:002011-03-09T20:51:14.203-05:00I thought lemon only worked on paper cuts.I thought lemon only worked on paper cuts.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60886461680205919952011-03-09T18:45:33.753-05:002011-03-09T18:45:33.753-05:00I asked my dad about any other childhood "rem...I asked my dad about any other childhood "remedies" I may have gotten but either don't remember or have outright repressed, and he reminded me about the mustard compresses.<br /><br />For those who have no idea what I'm talking about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_plaster<br /><br />Yeah, that description doesn't do the things justice. <br /><br />Imagine it smelling like someone set up a hot dog stand in your bedroom, and your chest feeling like it's on fire.<br /><br />No wonder I haven't thought of the stupid things in nearly thirty years.badlarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80478557996875183522011-03-09T18:05:44.507-05:002011-03-09T18:05:44.507-05:00My parents used to make this stuff--but it was cal...My parents used to make this stuff--but it was called a "hot toddy." At least that's what they called it. It was hot water, honey, lemon, and Gin. NASTY. I only remember getting it once, and I took one sip and wanted to know why my parents would want me to drink kerosene. It tasted that bad--and made my esophagus feel like it was on fire. I think I was actually wired for days after it--which is why I probably only got it once. LOL<br /><br />Your concoction sounds significantly nastier. LOLAlyssahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17611009058890162238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56205788972828531192011-03-09T17:57:20.725-05:002011-03-09T17:57:20.725-05:00"Because once the kid wakes up in a week, it ..."Because once the kid wakes up in a week, it would probably be a great idea if he shit for three days just to make sure all the demons are out."<br /><br /><br />AHAHAHHAHAHAhhaHAHhAhAHhHha. <br /><br />Okay, that was hilarious.<br /><br />This recipe reminds me of the stuff my mom used to give me. I think it was called a "Hot Toddy"?meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83186832180485180042011-03-09T16:54:14.635-05:002011-03-09T16:54:14.635-05:00No wonder it tastes aweful! You're not suppos...No wonder it tastes aweful! You're not supposed to take fucking molasses orally!<br /><br />Oh wait, maybe you are....SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57880224907889568532011-03-09T16:40:53.409-05:002011-03-09T16:40:53.409-05:00Don't email her again about this. Who knows wh...Don't email her again about this. Who knows what other ingredient she's not telling you about!<br /><br /><br />You sure she didn't mention pot?<br /><br />I'm pretty sure all cures back then came with pot.MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8564587703056232142011-03-09T13:55:37.009-05:002011-03-09T13:55:37.009-05:00see? this is what i've been saying the whole t...see? this is what i've been saying the whole time!<br /><br />alcohol cures everything.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.com