tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8169449458980781149..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: How to CarJack a DolphinMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35948290485780159432010-02-20T19:16:35.811-05:002010-02-20T19:16:35.811-05:00DIO!DIO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67536074457577794702010-02-18T22:45:28.784-05:002010-02-18T22:45:28.784-05:00Your wife is AMAZING. How she deals with that all ...Your wife is AMAZING. How she deals with that all day? I will never know!<br /><br />After Diony tried to jump into the seal tank? I cry-laughed at this sentence:<br /><br /><br />"Maybe he IS Ronnie James Dio because this totally validates any 'Holy Diver' reference."meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33370064937890487852010-02-17T21:50:10.404-05:002010-02-17T21:50:10.404-05:00At least your wife gets paid for this. I volunteer...At least your wife gets paid for this. I volunteered for Junior Achievement once and got a 5th grade class of delinquents. I know. I'm the stupid one.Colbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05220351208049881562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86331608875209667082010-02-17T20:50:23.712-05:002010-02-17T20:50:23.712-05:00Diony sounds like he'd be a future politician,...Diony sounds like he'd be a future politician, or preacher. ;)Hissyfits & Haloshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03438486364990291922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13122933783151570122010-02-17T12:04:41.538-05:002010-02-17T12:04:41.538-05:00That sounds freaking miserable. I would have proba...That sounds freaking miserable. I would have probably thrown Diony into the shark tank...carissahttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14656744846633276772010-02-17T11:58:53.410-05:002010-02-17T11:58:53.410-05:00Damn, I wish my hubs would text me from work. But...Damn, I wish my hubs would text me from work. But it would probably look like: just finished that return, woo woo. On to a 18 partner, multi-leveled investment firm with returns in 10 states. Oh joy.<br />Yeah, not really blog fodder. Lucky you.<br />BTW, does the wife wear body armor and does it turn you on?The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79612389824821641182010-02-17T10:06:15.065-05:002010-02-17T10:06:15.065-05:00If the kid was 30 year older, I would be the idiot...If the kid was 30 year older, I would be the idiot dating him.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12111075448510276679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7408234730459741192010-02-17T09:36:35.334-05:002010-02-17T09:36:35.334-05:00Did you say KINDERGARTEN? Diony looks like he'...Did you say KINDERGARTEN? Diony looks like he's 13. I suppose these kids deserve an education too. Too bad no one can teach them English.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88475572867381079772010-02-17T09:03:10.997-05:002010-02-17T09:03:10.997-05:00Im sure your kids will be just as naughty and &quo...Im sure your kids will be just as naughty and "Cute" going by how awesome your blog is! :DArunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17098097255546751792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39518538393911955622010-02-17T08:57:20.092-05:002010-02-17T08:57:20.092-05:00After 42 mental poops, I don't know if I can p...After 42 mental poops, I don't know if I can poop out anything new, but will say: Love the Dio reference, even if Maxie, God bless her soul, has no "fucking clue who that is."Unfinished Ramblerhttp://www.unfinishedrambler.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76563668637744069202010-02-17T08:23:35.733-05:002010-02-17T08:23:35.733-05:00Ginger: I fully plan on taking a bullet before I g...Ginger: I fully plan on taking a bullet before I get to that point. Like, you know, tomorrow or something.<br /><br />CatLady: I think that's actually the first word most of these kids speak.<br /><br />Correction: First ENGLISH word.<br /><br />Dveau: In the fucking octopus tank. What the fuck?<br /><br />LB: FYI, you might want to see if your Sudafed is missing.<br /><br />Daffy: I volunteer for field trips because I love lying to kids so much. It's so much better when they're not your own, too.<br /><br />Malach: But the pay is good..so, there's that.<br /><br />Tracie: I pretend to work, too!<br /><br />Momma: I think most of these kids are from Guam. Guam is the same as Puerto Rico, right?<br /><br />Tgoette: I agree! More money! More money!<br /><br />Maxie: You're dead to me. <br /><br />This is what happens when half my audience is 12.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76040536867089388292010-02-16T23:32:03.201-05:002010-02-16T23:32:03.201-05:00Whatever they are paying your wife it isn't ne...Whatever they are paying your wife it isn't nearly enough for putting up with this kind of B.S.!<br /><br />We need to change the laws so that teachers can, at their discretion, use stun guns on their kids.<br /><br />I would light this kid up big time!Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72084578906348298922010-02-16T22:56:43.147-05:002010-02-16T22:56:43.147-05:00Is that first picture from the Southie riots? When...Is that first picture from the Southie riots? When they started the "bus in" program? Oy. And my lil midwest town of 300 is looking better and better every day as an option to move...that, or Guam.MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70278337666494371962010-02-16T22:23:32.586-05:002010-02-16T22:23:32.586-05:00My son's teacher always wants me to help out o...My son's teacher always wants me to help out on field trips. Stories like this are why I pretend that I work every day of the week.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24151113669698892652010-02-16T21:44:48.473-05:002010-02-16T21:44:48.473-05:00AHH, Wifey needs a new profession methinksAHH, Wifey needs a new profession methinksMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82537884545762462462010-02-16T21:09:44.984-05:002010-02-16T21:09:44.984-05:00I just read this to hubs...he teaches inner city w...I just read this to hubs...he teaches inner city where English is nonexistant....he said, "Sounds like something that would happen on one of my field trips"<br /><br />One year I woke up stupid and decided to 'help' on a field trip to the local zoo with a kindergarten class. There was one kid, whose name I don't remember because I've permanently blocked it from my memory, I SERIOUSLY contemplated tossing him in with the tigers. If I could've gotten away with it, I would have.Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16798796191562978002010-02-16T18:55:45.999-05:002010-02-16T18:55:45.999-05:00Your poor wife. She must have an awesome sense of...Your poor wife. She must have an awesome sense of humor or some really awesome drugs.<br /><br />It makes me feel good about teaching the pointy, white hood-wearing population in Tennessee. Of course, I'd have to explain to them what an aquarium was before that sort of field trip. Now a meth lab?? Well, now that's a different story.LBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12143458920315550084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58400429752618582402010-02-16T18:33:51.407-05:002010-02-16T18:33:51.407-05:00Just another happy day at Kindergarten! My pre-sc...Just another happy day at Kindergarten! My pre-school student who kept calling me a fucker transferred to another school. Darn.http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56147211044296512292010-02-16T18:21:44.443-05:002010-02-16T18:21:44.443-05:00just think, these kids are the future. aka the kid...just think, these kids are the future. aka the kids that will be running the nursing home you're admitted to.<br /><br />ZING!Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07263219705031174912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61366411399989972192010-02-16T18:19:52.572-05:002010-02-16T18:19:52.572-05:00J: You're right. I forgot that starfish are th...J: You're right. I forgot that starfish are the miscreants of the sea.<br /><br />Nina: I think she drinks. I'm guessing bottom drawer of her desk.<br /><br />Ed: Yep. They're ALL Democrats.<br /><br />Wannabe: Oooooooh.<br /><br />I'll bring it up at the next PTA.<br /><br />lbluca: I know. I think she gets a free pass to Heaven.<br /><br />Or Six Flags. Either one, really.<br /><br />Elly: There's a dolphin sex move?!<br /><br />I need to update my porn library.<br /><br />Iachocran: You should see what he did with the horseshoe crabs.<br /><br />Ingenius.<br /><br />bikram: Welcome to Massachusetts.<br /><br />Coffee: ..and that's the day the sharks got dumber.<br /><br />Anything: You're welcome. Being the recipient of texts is how I help her out.<br /><br />I'm awesome.<br /><br />Eva: Tote bag? These kids steal tote bags before breakfast.<br /><br />Seriously. I have no idea which one took mine.<br /><br />Christina: You can never have too many crayon shanks.<br /><br />it's in the bible.<br /><br />Adrienz: I don't think these kids are the future of ANYTHING.<br /><br />Wicked: My wife is lucky if one parent shows up for those conferences.<br /><br />Even then, they're never sure if it's their kid or not. They gang bang, you know.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68765271042738466462010-02-16T18:17:41.459-05:002010-02-16T18:17:41.459-05:00Wow. Your wife sounds like a saint. All that crap ...Wow. Your wife sounds like a saint. All that crap at school, then she comes home to you. Juz sayin...Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75217046161807094172010-02-16T18:06:54.974-05:002010-02-16T18:06:54.974-05:00Ok, so the BEST part of this for me is my whiny li...Ok, so the BEST part of this for me is my whiny little bitch friends who teach and we live in this shiny little suburban neighborhood, where they complain because so-n-so's parents didn't show up on time for their parent teacher conference. I am so making those bitches read this!!!! <br />Get a taste of what teaching in the hood is like!! <br /><br />Where's the fuckin octopus??? <br />Priceless!! Squeee!!!!Wicked Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85509313820683022502010-02-16T18:01:29.593-05:002010-02-16T18:01:29.593-05:00Wow. Kindergarten.
Future of our country right t...Wow. Kindergarten.<br /><br />Future of our country right there. FUCKING FUTURE of our country!<br /><br />I gots to get me a one way ticket outta this bitch!adrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53890422507853652792010-02-16T17:43:04.800-05:002010-02-16T17:43:04.800-05:00And this is the reason I don't ever want kids....And this is the reason I don't ever want kids. Knowing my luck, I'd raise one of these little brats. Although I believe being able to build a shank is a useful skill, you know, just in case...Christina Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09801281510831289238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85899327617196364492010-02-16T17:24:47.333-05:002010-02-16T17:24:47.333-05:00OMG! Please be good to her when she gets hone! I...OMG! Please be good to her when she gets hone! I was a substitue teacher ina kindergarten class ONE DAY and swore I would never do it again--and these were good kids, as opposed to budding gangsters! I SO feel for her! I once took high school kids on a field trip to L.L. Bean and one of them stole a tote bag. (This was 18 years ago.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.com