tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8226718160865419136..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: I Hate My Teenagers Already and the Oldest One is Only 9Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10165221261462232852010-04-23T07:46:35.854-04:002010-04-23T07:46:35.854-04:00...I would have done something like that too..I wa......I would have done something like that too..I was a prankster, when girls were supposed to be sweet and ladylike...now I have 2 girls(17, 21) and they are very funny...pranksters...but its fun..and we laugh a lot...I mean how bad could it get..Good luck with yours...Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09026109701609348319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-721462514870192912010-04-22T08:00:14.546-04:002010-04-22T08:00:14.546-04:00Brilliant.Brilliant.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5433424390288910472010-04-22T07:46:32.092-04:002010-04-22T07:46:32.092-04:00FYI:
This IS a true story.
Believe it or not..ev...FYI:<br /><br />This IS a true story.<br /><br />Believe it or not..everything I write on here, is true.<br /><br />I'm not that creative.<br /><br />Actually, I am..but it's easier to just write shit as long as I can remember it.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13025654870967975562010-04-22T03:26:13.061-04:002010-04-22T03:26:13.061-04:00Is that a true story? Really? If so, it explains a...Is that a true story? Really? If so, it explains a lot. A lot!MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50929169007738170482010-04-21T22:29:59.033-04:002010-04-21T22:29:59.033-04:00Is this true? Either way it's hilarious.
True...Is this true? Either way it's hilarious.<br /><br />True story; my uncle felix came home one day and all the shit was gone except for wedding bells on the empty floor and a note that said "Fuck You, Phil"Mr. Condescendinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45370380843351109812010-04-21T19:42:36.274-04:002010-04-21T19:42:36.274-04:00I wish I had been that kick ass when I was a teena...I wish I had been that kick ass when I was a teenager.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26954002610457422592010-04-21T17:46:48.225-04:002010-04-21T17:46:48.225-04:00Any amount of information about your little wiggly...Any amount of information about your little wiggly is TMI! <br />Are your parents in a place with soft surfaces and soothing music?Buggyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08590736331252340222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87639274059728240262010-04-21T17:20:54.106-04:002010-04-21T17:20:54.106-04:00OMG . . . I am your newest follower. I'm here...OMG . . . I am your newest follower. I'm here via Tami and I just about died reading this story!!! Please promise I'll laugh like this everyday!Meeko Fabuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16195050578794818204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28392477731629591172010-04-21T16:43:03.080-04:002010-04-21T16:43:03.080-04:00I realize that it's a long ways off (at least ...I realize that it's a long ways off (at least hopefully so) but the time we get revenge on our kids is when they make us grandparents. Everything else is just a warm-up act.....in the meantime I imagine you'll get what's coming to you! heh ;]Coopah1https://crazydbashorttrip.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82355189190989846832010-04-21T16:16:58.508-04:002010-04-21T16:16:58.508-04:00That was hilarious!!!! Now, when something like th...That was hilarious!!!! Now, when something like that happens to you, and it WILL, it won't be as funny. :D It'll be your daughter who will destroy you. Slowly.......destroy you. I am so sorry. :D* The MOMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585605578376278756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82984909775942741622010-04-21T16:03:55.676-04:002010-04-21T16:03:55.676-04:00When a Super Villain breeds, we all win.When a Super Villain breeds, we all win.Miss Spokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18200404048175661223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75300423217650457462010-04-21T14:49:22.132-04:002010-04-21T14:49:22.132-04:00Sheila: Yeah. I'm so excited about all the gre...Sheila: Yeah. I'm so excited about all the great posts.<br /><br />?<br /><br />Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<br /><br />Colby: That's really the question here, isn't it?<br /><br />Speaking: Your dad sounds nice.<br /><br />Brutalism: True story:<br /><br />We lived on the first floor of a two-family.<br /><br />One night, when my parents were gone, my friend and I just started slamming shit yelling, 'NO MOM! OW!' and then making hissing noises yelling 'NOT THE IRON!!'<br /><br />I think I have you beat.<br /><br />Meleah: no kidding...see response to Brutalism above.<br /><br />;)<br /><br />Awesome.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5625918543368031562010-04-21T14:45:28.458-04:002010-04-21T14:45:28.458-04:00Oh My God! That was FUCKING awesome! Ahahahahahahh...Oh My God! That was FUCKING awesome! Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha<br /><br />best.note.ever!<br /><br />Your poor parents!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53527644282355691722010-04-21T13:36:08.396-04:002010-04-21T13:36:08.396-04:00Once I said loudly in a store, "Hey, Mom -- d...Once I said loudly in a store, "Hey, Mom -- don't put that in your purse -- you didn't pay for it." <br /><br />However, since it did not threaten to break up our nuclear family (comedy goldmine), it is certainly lame in comparison. <br /><br />Though, to be on the safe side, I have only one child to lower my chances of payback.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64865684481814471832010-04-21T13:11:38.600-04:002010-04-21T13:11:38.600-04:00only you. that took some balls. my dad would have ...only you. that took some balls. my dad would have beat the ever loving shit out of me.SPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68031544821184409262010-04-21T12:11:10.506-04:002010-04-21T12:11:10.506-04:00How could they not have known that by 15, you coul...How could they not have known that by 15, you could not be trusted?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07608422849948121375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59861601155686900202010-04-21T11:19:02.209-04:002010-04-21T11:19:02.209-04:00If you're a believer in karma, then you'll...If you're a believer in karma, then you'll have a moment forthcoming where you'll seriously consider disowning one or the both of your kids.<br /><br />My guess? One of them will announce that they're a New York Rangers fan.Jeremy from We Took The Baithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02255401655683796524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1542536511417569362010-04-21T09:08:03.008-04:002010-04-21T09:08:03.008-04:00I've got two boys 10 and 11 and a 5 year old g...I've got two boys 10 and 11 and a 5 year old girl. The boys are already giving me back twice as much as I ever gave. I think my mom put a curse on me. Just think of all the great posts once your kids start messing with you.Sheila Sultanihttp://slightlysarcastic.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32820588643816180142010-04-21T08:19:22.294-04:002010-04-21T08:19:22.294-04:00Veggie: I would love to come over but this ankle b...Veggie: I would love to come over but this ankle bracelet won't let me.<br /><br />Lizzy: RUN.<br /><br />Jen.Jen: Not really. No.<br /><br />Dannie: OMG NOW I WANT A TIME MACHINE FOR A DO-OVER<br /><br />Ed: I know...luckily..alcoholics don't punch very hard.<br /><br />Lilu: That explains all the overage minutes on their texting plan.<br /><br />Maxie: Really? Like what, then..Mr. Fleshy? That just sounds gross.<br /><br />Nicky: Yes..all the money I make. I have $6 in my Cafepress account.<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />Malach: We should have a contest.<br /><br />Wannabe: 5 stars? Out of what? Like..40 or something?<br /><br />Nanny: Yes. The key is the type of paper I used. NON-LINED! Hahahahah<br /><br />Jana: * blushesMoooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84496242304825927192010-04-21T05:29:55.177-04:002010-04-21T05:29:55.177-04:00OMG you wrote a note like that...now I'm in aw...OMG you wrote a note like that...now I'm in awe of you no I worship you!Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16507105587313861043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55488194515046104152010-04-21T02:45:45.110-04:002010-04-21T02:45:45.110-04:00I don't get it. Did you do something wrong? Li...I don't get it. Did you do something wrong? Like maybe misspell something?Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54232095656236913022010-04-21T00:33:30.739-04:002010-04-21T00:33:30.739-04:00That was brilliant. Loved it. I give it 5 stars.That was brilliant. Loved it. I give it 5 stars.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82109450531124293532010-04-20T22:33:06.862-04:002010-04-20T22:33:06.862-04:00I cannot wait until my kids are teens, I am the ki...I cannot wait until my kids are teens, I am the king of embarassmentMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22403738330046951472010-04-20T22:22:30.407-04:002010-04-20T22:22:30.407-04:00Maybe they'll take after their mother...hahaha...Maybe they'll take after their mother...hahahahahahahaha. Well, at least you'll be able to afford really great therapy, what with all the money you make from this blog...hahahahahahahahmmmmmm...<br />Sorry dude.Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84606558060553608192010-04-20T21:55:19.403-04:002010-04-20T21:55:19.403-04:00I'd like to go on the record saying that no on...I'd like to go on the record saying that no one over the age of 12 should call their penis a name that includes "wiggly."<br /><br />No wonder your never get laid.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.com