tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8254593281781746516..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Ren-ASS-ance FaireMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5723211251431945302011-02-03T21:48:35.825-05:002011-02-03T21:48:35.825-05:00I know I'm a bit late to comment, but I just f...I know I'm a bit late to comment, but I just found your blog today... I used to attend King Richard's Faire a lot; by attend I mean, stood in the beer line all day getting hammered and then watch the joust. I went this year sober, and left before the joust...lostmymarblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15118203919303881160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72784060153332602632010-10-19T18:32:21.365-04:002010-10-19T18:32:21.365-04:00"I'm not so sure you can trust the mental..."I'm not so sure you can trust the mental stability of any asshole who dresses like this on a Saturday."<br /><br />Me either! And that's precisely why I refuse to go to these sort of events!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27136714364076292972010-10-18T15:45:45.235-04:002010-10-18T15:45:45.235-04:00Ick. Double ick. I don't know what's ickie...Ick. Double ick. I don't know what's ickier - eyelid pulling or men in velvet tights.<br /><br />Who am I kidding? The tights are far ickier. <br /><br />(Icked out) Tricia<br />Confessions of a Recovering Cynic<br />http://tershbango.blogspot.comAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16941846553980567347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72827039237709472642010-10-17T14:36:16.044-04:002010-10-17T14:36:16.044-04:00But did you have a giant turkey leg?
I love the f...But did you have a giant turkey leg?<br /><br />I love the fact that you were taking stealth photos of geeks. I'm glad you didn't get maced. No kid needs to see their father get maced by a geek.JD at I Do Thingshttp://idothings.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3568677952346365972010-10-16T22:42:27.198-04:002010-10-16T22:42:27.198-04:00Velvet is probably the worst feeling fabric...unle...Velvet is probably the worst feeling fabric...unless he's into kinky shit and wears them inside out so the nape is rubbing the wrong way on his balls which is why he probably swallowed his teeth. <br /><br />Any way teeth are overrated.<br /><br />Here is your next Ren Faire "OUTFIT"<br />http://www.avapidblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lmvest.jpgA Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979004194985896542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74042059136534892112010-10-16T21:48:23.108-04:002010-10-16T21:48:23.108-04:00Ahh, King Richard's faire, only 20 minutes fro...Ahh, King Richard's faire, only 20 minutes from my castle. I like to dress up all in black, with a t-shirt that says "The Black Plague" and then go around touching people.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87157636930159444232010-10-16T21:09:33.500-04:002010-10-16T21:09:33.500-04:00huzzah! *ahem* found you through studio30+. loving...huzzah! *ahem* found you through studio30+. loving your blog. you, good sir, have a new follower.Andygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11639545596114354278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37709960402128898192010-10-16T08:27:24.772-04:002010-10-16T08:27:24.772-04:00Now I know what became of all those kids in the dr...Now I know what became of all those kids in the drama club. I hope you got out of there before they linked arms and sang Bette Midler's "The Rose".Tom G.http://20prospect.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39091541550027356922010-10-16T00:32:26.824-04:002010-10-16T00:32:26.824-04:00Moogeth, way to traumatize your kids! Why were yo...Moogeth, way to traumatize your kids! Why were you not wearing tights? What the hell. I was wanting to see a pic of you wearing tights. Get back to me on that one.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16703747832880410282010-10-14T20:31:02.132-04:002010-10-14T20:31:02.132-04:00all i can think about is how long it must have tak...all i can think about is how long it must have taken you to cut that mace thingy out. but then i am like, he is a super computer dork so it prob took like 2 seconds. <br /><br />sorry. i feel like your computer dorkness has infected me.SPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45706228235539654542010-10-14T20:07:44.920-04:002010-10-14T20:07:44.920-04:00Cul: You're right. His wife sat down next to h...Cul: You're right. His wife sat down next to him.<br /><br />Trust me when I tell you that they were meant for each other.<br /><br />Pat: And yet you haven't learned to point at him first?<br /><br />Ren: I spent like 200 bucks-eth there. Crazy shit-eth.<br /><br />Didactic: And this is different from..when?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47286114323082386142010-10-14T19:51:26.793-04:002010-10-14T19:51:26.793-04:00That's it. I'm wearing velvet pants to wo...That's it. I'm wearing velvet pants to work tomorrow. I predict a TON of respect from my students. <br /><br />I only wish I had the medieval Reeboks too.Didactic Piratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08830868605102168918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35981689093792687772010-10-14T17:20:43.070-04:002010-10-14T17:20:43.070-04:00Mostly what I know of our current Ren-Fest here in...Mostly what I know of our current Ren-Fest here in KC is I start sneezing when they start advertising it. Ragweed seems to appear at the exact same moment.<br /><br />I went about 10 years ago and the only thing I could afford was a carmel apple, which I had to share. It was like $12.00 for a turkey leg or $6.00 for lemonade, so we left starving and thirsty. <br /><br />I'm also one of those, "don't get in my space" kind of people and the freaks they hire always invade my space. I watched as a large woman, largely dressed came walking by with her entourage and the crowd was told to bow to the queen. I was all, "fuck that" and I got the evil eye. They hire me some day because I could very well have got all medieval on his ass.Sunnyhttp://www.boxofparadox.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-842332969377178082010-10-14T16:11:43.123-04:002010-10-14T16:11:43.123-04:00I haven't been to one of these in years. I hat...I haven't been to one of these in years. I hate that they ask for volunteers from the group. That's when my husband always is pointing so that they choose me. Yeah. I know. I married the guy.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54845402802002383552010-10-14T16:11:41.868-04:002010-10-14T16:11:41.868-04:00Don't you know when someone asks you to take a...Don't you know when someone asks you to take a picture for them you should always turn the camera around and take a self portrait with their camera?<br /><br />THe Velvet Asshat is married. This proves there is someone out there for everyone.....or he's married to a sex doll (who I assume is waiting for him in the car)Cul-de-sac-edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00220522943312362329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17201553611106604112010-10-14T13:17:15.421-04:002010-10-14T13:17:15.421-04:00CatLady: Well..it DID until YOU said it.
Way to g...CatLady: Well..it DID until YOU said it.<br /><br />Way to go.<br /><br />Dazee: Me too. Awkward.<br /><br />Lou: I don't know how he COULDN'T feel this way.<br /><br />*shudders<br /><br />Tara: I know.<br /><br />What were you wearing?<br /><br />Luke: How can this only be in America? We're dressed like old English people.<br /><br />The Hell?<br /><br />Jessica: POTTY MOUTH!!<br /><br />Quirky: Yes. It's jealousy. With a hint of nausea.<br /><br />Patty: And you know this about the S&M gear how?<br /><br />Ann: You've just outlined exactly why this is the ONLY fair in New England I go to.<br /><br />Kelly: I agree. Although it is very very expensive..eth.<br /><br />Brutalism: Next year when I go, I will be sure to tell Gallagher that.<br /><br />Eva: HA. Nice one, Eva!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80140396813315600942010-10-14T13:11:20.585-04:002010-10-14T13:11:20.585-04:00Me thinks a Goodtime was has by all; that would be...Me thinks a Goodtime was has by all; that would be Maiden Sarah Goodtime with the boobies hanging out in that first photo!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32509003543168299482010-10-14T13:08:25.029-04:002010-10-14T13:08:25.029-04:00According to a friend of mine who is currently dat...According to a friend of mine who is currently dating, these photos are a pretty good representation of what shows up on the coffee dates she arranges.<br /><br />Unrelated: I miss the comic genius of Gallagher.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64446640136598930532010-10-14T12:56:03.428-04:002010-10-14T12:56:03.428-04:00Hands down, Renaissance Faires provide the best ve...Hands down, Renaissance Faires provide the best venue for people watching, pointing and laughing and oodles of blog fodder. And people dressed in costumes that have absolutely nothing to do with the Renaissance period. It's awesome.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05710580340586795290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28426497154165497272010-10-14T12:37:25.571-04:002010-10-14T12:37:25.571-04:00The other New England Renaissance fairs aren't...The other New England Renaissance fairs aren't boobfests. That is the one you go to to see the boobies. (the hangin off the chest variety, and the only comes out of mom's basement for this variety)<br /><br />It's just good clean family fun. *cough*Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74002178055594345192010-10-14T11:48:17.285-04:002010-10-14T11:48:17.285-04:00i'm pretty sure the renaissance fair is a feti...i'm pretty sure the renaissance fair is a fetish fest for nerds. i mean chain maille is some serious S&M gear.<br /><br />and i literally did lol at that matthew broderick line.pattypunkerhttp://www.pattypunker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81402249086643971312010-10-14T11:40:03.171-04:002010-10-14T11:40:03.171-04:00Am I freak for snorting so much after reading this...Am I freak for snorting so much after reading this post?<br /><br />Damn, you make me laugh.<br /><br />And *meow* for the Broderick remark. You're just jealous, right?<br /><br />Right?<br /><br />*crickets*<br /><br />hee heeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-92181172432516498772010-10-14T11:15:53.424-04:002010-10-14T11:15:53.424-04:00You bitch and moan about all the fucking freaks, b...You bitch and moan about all the fucking freaks, but <i>you chose to attend, too</i>.<br /><br />I still love you. Fucking freak.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17819453571479984739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8373579502147514922010-10-14T10:41:33.680-04:002010-10-14T10:41:33.680-04:00Only in America.... Love itOnly in America.... Love itAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05269749740796689975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68825769057101471212010-10-14T10:14:32.796-04:002010-10-14T10:14:32.796-04:00If you didn't say New England, I'd swear y...If you didn't say New England, I'd swear you were at the same festival I was this weekend.... Fucking weirdos....Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17956160662718590704noreply@blogger.com