tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post857492114557873146..comments2009-06-10T05:45:31.332-04:00Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2416592192161287982009-06-10T05:45:31.332-04:002009-06-10T05:45:31.332-04:00Actually, no you cannot argue about the Mark Martin thing. But I always thought he looked more like one of those hairless blind moles.<br /><br />Spot on about Jeff Gordon...he is a hottie. You would like the drivers, they are all rather short, I look down at most of them. So despite their school girl good looks, most of them are just not for me.Malicious Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65874496546089280452009-06-09T18:19:07.272-04:002009-06-09T18:19:07.272-04:00Moogz, they shoot anything with shotguns in Tennessee...anything they can find.<br /><br />What can you expect from a bunch of people who name towns like &quot;Bucksnort&quot; or &quot;Finger&quot;...<br />&quot;Frog Jump&quot;.<br /><br />I know. Good point, eh?Un[Censored]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00426313193845894179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70672633470465174742009-06-09T13:31:06.443-04:002009-06-09T13:31:06.443-04:00nice find with the mr. goodbody pic. i almost forgot about that guy...almost.GeologyJoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212488235413098715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43223327705766409082009-06-09T08:40:53.154-04:002009-06-09T08:40:53.154-04:00What are you saying? *hides banjo under bed* Hey, is that Ned Beatty over there?the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23271318501887830862009-06-09T07:11:39.673-04:002009-06-09T07:11:39.673-04:00Nanny: or are people rich BECAUSE they shop at Walmart?<br /><br />I just rocked your world, didn&#39;t I?<br /><br />Fawkes: You&#39;re stalking me, aren&#39;t you?<br /><br />Malach: Yes. Here &#39;paying for the Big Dig&#39; means making a new bathroom in the backyard.<br /><br />Lilu: Of all time?!<br /><br />Thanks for raising the fucking bar on me for future posts.<br /><br />Bitch. Unbelievable.<br /><br />Un: I thought they just shot the pins with shotguns in Tennessee.<br /><br />Katie: Is it because he has some horrible, communicable disease?<br /><br />Best. Commercial. Ever.<br /><br />MI: I was totally waiting on a Nascar response from you...but, then again, you can&#39;t argue with the Mark Martin/testicle resemblance.<br /><br />Meleah: You&#39;re welcome. I&#39;m here for you.<br /><br />And by &quot;here for you&quot; I mean &quot;eating cereal.&quot;moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42225891830608188602009-06-09T06:58:52.119-04:002009-06-09T06:58:52.119-04:00I&#39;ve never imagined there could be a White Trash Granny - until now. Thanks for that imagery.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14332591340892585722009-06-09T05:51:47.888-04:002009-06-09T05:51:47.888-04:00We have a bowling night too, but an autism bowling night. Not as nearly as interesting as yours. Fortunately the kids with autism and their siblings are far more well behaved than the neurotypicals, so we rarely have to deal with such delights. Now occasionally we do have to deal with a streaker running down the alley, but that is neither here nor there....that is a medication issue between the parents and doctor.Malicious Intenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26787177976893568882009-06-08T23:54:07.757-04:002009-06-08T23:54:07.757-04:00Theres a commercial where there is a kid in a bubble, and although I hate the commercial, I&#39;m beginning to think it just may be a good idea.Katiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15525894709169315682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18205721320700355312009-06-08T23:28:28.147-04:002009-06-08T23:28:28.147-04:00I know what you mean, I used to avoid all bowling alley-type places when I lived in TN, but then you drive down the road and there&#39;s a piss yellow beast of a car, rolling down the road. The passenger side of the car is so weighed down, it looks like the car had hydrolics that failed on one side.<br /><br />You may want to check the kids for hair cooties, lol. They don&#39;t survive in oil spills but you never know. They could have mutatued.Un[Censored]http://www.blogger.com/profile/00426313193845894179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29050438831063937572009-06-08T22:55:38.416-04:002009-06-08T22:55:38.416-04:00&quot;To say that this woman looked like a walking colostomy bag would be to heap vast amounts of praise on her.&quot;<br /><br />This is my favorite sentence you&#39;ve ever written, of all time.<br /><br />Truth.<br /><br />P.S. Is the Tweety Bird mandatory to be a &#39;normal grandma&#39;?LiLuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70938645097368080002009-06-08T21:17:07.996-04:002009-06-08T21:17:07.996-04:00Gotta Love New Hampshire!Malach the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43978817876828979462009-06-08T20:30:26.401-04:002009-06-08T20:30:26.401-04:00awww. I&#39;m sorry. when I say &quot;just like this one.&quot; I mean they are similar and I can only dream to ascend to the white trash bashing heights that you have clearly conquered. Forgive me, I am but a mere ant in the shadow of your monumental literary skills.FawkesFirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8129301245147575722009-06-08T16:58:27.278-04:002009-06-08T16:58:27.278-04:00grossgrossGROSS-AUAUAUGHGHGHGHGH-GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!<br /><br />I would like to take this opportunity to point out that being po&#39; and being nasty/dirty/white-trash are ALLEGEDLY not necessarily related. Having said that, when was the last time you saw a rich person shop at Wal-Mart?Nanny Goats In Pantieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66802712317805552102009-06-08T16:35:43.126-04:002009-06-08T16:35:43.126-04:00Chris: Awesome.<br /><br />Mental Poo: Kicking your fucking ass..you know...comedically...since 2007.<br /><br />Melanie: Nothing screams &#39;cool&#39; like impotence.<br /><br />You mean...<br /><br />I&#39;M COOL?!?!<br /><br />Best. Day. Ever.<br /><br />Winky: You&#39;ll be even more surprised when I tell you I wrote this a fucking year ago.<br /><br />How&#39;s THAT for putting up with it?<br /><br />Doug: I know, I know.<br /><br />Sometimes you just gotta phone it in.<br /><br />Don: You guys have corn chips and Pabst?!?<br /><br />I&#39;m totally moving.<br /><br />L&#39;agagahanaoanoa (hurricane person): I think you may have confused the pictures. <br /><br />I believe you&#39;re looking at my vasectomy scar and not a cold sore.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43773898133703966012009-06-08T15:59:57.827-04:002009-06-08T15:59:57.827-04:00OMG......Mark Martin has a f&#39;ing cold sore in that shot...no flipping wonder FWTDB is sporting him on a tee.L'uragano (The Hurricane)http://www.blogger.com/profile/10922403451601648430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1167225596781449922009-06-08T15:04:37.361-04:002009-06-08T15:04:37.361-04:00Sounds like a lot of bowling alleys that I&#39;v been too. Except here it&#39;s NASCAR and rebel flags everywhere. The greasy haired females are the ones with the sawed off shotguns. The kids handle the light stuff. Dads are off fucking with the beehive blond hairdo three lanes over while chugging Pabst and corn chips.Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79197439393185228852009-06-08T14:49:17.302-04:002009-06-08T14:49:17.302-04:00If I had a damn nickel for every blog I&#39;ve read about spitting cobras, greasy bowlers, battling seahorses, Mark Martin&#39;s testicular resemblance, and kids with ebola and probably shaken baby syndrome...I mean jeez! Would it kill you to come up with something original once in a while?DouglasDyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86751775397310789022009-06-08T14:16:10.630-04:002009-06-08T14:16:10.630-04:00LMAO!! I&#39;m surprised you put up with that as long as you did...Winky Twinkyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10963969249789092099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53228074417019127362009-06-08T12:56:15.641-04:002009-06-08T12:56:15.641-04:00All the rednecks love them some Mark Martin because he used to drive the viagra car ( I did a rotation in PA school at the free clinic so I became familiar with things like this) Nothing screams cool like impotence. And speaking of viagra and the free clinic your tax dollars will pay for her and her mullet clad significant other to get viagra so they can produce more fuckwads or dipshits. Thanks for the laugh :)Melanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89083064075497943182009-06-08T11:38:37.300-04:002009-06-08T11:38:37.300-04:00Holy crap, Moogie, this is the funniest thing I&#39;ve read in a long time. I mean, the Jeff Gordon/Mark Martin bit (he does look like a nutsack), the walking colostomy bag, man, this was a comedic ass-kicking. Great work.Chris @ Maugeritavillehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5654479714012049412009-06-08T10:48:55.853-04:002009-06-08T10:48:55.853-04:00Nooter: Wow. Now I&#39;m friggin&#39; hungry.<br /><br />Fawkes: blogs &quot;just like this one?!?!&quot;<br /><br />&quot;JUST LIKE THIS ONE?!?!&quot;<br /><br />I&#39;m devastated.<br /><br />Devastated.<br /><br />I hope you&#39;re happy.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11150809559169934902009-06-08T10:46:40.674-04:002009-06-08T10:46:40.674-04:00I think your blogs are some weird therapy for me or something....LOL. my myspace is filled to the breaking point with blogs just like this one....<br /><br />It&#39;s all about learning how to ACT when dealing with idiots. you know, no sudden movements and such...FawkesFirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46519924837939662362009-06-08T10:36:35.608-04:002009-06-08T10:36:35.608-04:00um, where are the beef jerky balls? i heard someone was handing out beef jerky balls here.Nooterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14039848761408195662009-06-08T10:26:04.798-04:002009-06-08T10:26:04.798-04:00Christina: I THOUGHT she smelled familiar.<br /><br />Mjenks: Sure, he&#39;s a household name.<br /><br />He is a household name in all households that own a banjo.<br /><br />Mike: You wanted to move to the States?<br /><br />Wow. That was a close call.<br /><br />Anything I can do for my country.<br /><br />Claire: Mr. Goodbody?<br /><br />I really thought you were talking directly to me there for a second.<br /><br />Seriously. I&#39;m stellar.<br /><br />Fawkes: You enjoy trying to help people?<br /><br />And you read THIS?!?!moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91505671979648383492009-06-08T10:08:40.505-04:002009-06-08T10:08:40.505-04:00well, at least you only have to deal with this stuff once a week, I work for the guest service department for a theme park. This blog is basically a &quot;good day&quot; for me...trust me, I know what this feels like. May I suggest carrying a bottle of Purell with you? I have one and it is my small shield that stands between me and the germ ridden masses that come to my theme park. If it wasn&#39;t for the fact that I actually enjoy trying to help people, I&#39;d have quit a long time ago. <br /><br />p.s try talking to a manager if this happens again. You can point out that you paid to use a bowling lane and as such you are entitled to use it without random children using it as a playground. If the manager refuses to do anything then bowl as you would normally. Each kid is worth 50 points.FawkesFirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.com