Comments on Mental Poo: Elmo Really Sucks at Work

Of course she knew it was you, I bet you get blame...

2009-10-12T17:19:13.543-04:00

Of course she knew it was you, I bet you get blamed for shit you did and didn't do all the time.

I like the new look, it makes you look taller and your penis larger. Really.

Will you come work where I do please? I'm sick of ...

2009-07-09T18:39:12.400-04:00

Will you come work where I do please? I'm sick of being the only Moooooog. I was at my job (dr's office) 1 month when asked to help put up X-mas decorations. I came across a Gumby-like Santa figurine - able to bend in all directions. I put him on the counter where patient's check out. Every day I would put Santa-Gumby in a new position: One hand in crotch/one hand up butt; both hands in crotch/legs up over his ears...I don't have to explain to YOU. The office manager would walk by every day and freak out demanding to know who did it. I was too new for anyone to suspect it was me. I work in an eye doctor's office and the patients are to blind to pick up on that sort of stuff.

You referred to her as "Big Breasted Gigantic Titt...

2009-07-09T14:30:16.646-04:00

You referred to her as "Big Breasted Gigantic Titted Enormous Boobie King" with a bunch of male adjectives. You were basically saying she had some really nice man-boobs.

Now, I'm not here to judge, and maybe that's your thing, and if so, you're a fucking sick bastard (I lied about that not judging thing).

I just thought, maybe, you'd want to refer to her as the boobie queen is all. You know, unless you're masturbating and thinking about guys and all.

it's the season of giving on YOUR ass?

2009-07-09T13:42:54.879-04:00

it's the season of giving on YOUR ass?

OK, why am I disturbed at the thought of watching ...

2009-07-09T10:10:29.606-04:00

OK, why am I disturbed at the thought of watching you pose the Elmos thinking you were at it for quite some time to get them "just right"????

Stacie: ...what?! no pictures?!?! Season of Givi...

2009-07-09T09:02:40.590-04:00

Stacie: ...what?! no pictures?!?!

Season of Giving, my ass.

Funnyrunner: Oh..man. I'm going to NYC on Saturday.

Should I bring condoms?

Swirl Girl: Sass IS something special.

In a small bus sort of way, but whatever.

MI: Then God help us all.

I'm not sure what I mean by that.

Fawkes: Sending your equation to Stephen Hawking now...

Lady: Nope. Elmo likes playing bitch.

Malach: I'm going to kill you.

Christina: Sorry...some things I overlook.

Like hygiene...and gay porn.

I don't even get a response with the rest? Well I'...

2009-07-09T07:43:58.629-04:00

I don't even get a response with the rest? Well I'm taking my boobs and going home now!

Your Moms in my top 2

2009-07-08T22:05:50.170-04:00

Your Moms in my top 2

Here I thought Elmo was more dominant... lol

2009-07-08T19:15:39.781-04:00

Here I thought Elmo was more dominant... lol

hmmm.... Big Boobies+ Mooog - E=MC....divide by c...

2009-07-08T19:09:03.621-04:00

hmmm....

Big Boobies+ Mooog - E=MC....divide by cup size....carry the 5......= "Very Happy Mooog!!"

do I get a Nobel Prize for Scientific Discovery for my research into the Male Brain? Just curious.

I am curious...what IF she gets those giant cans n...

2009-07-08T18:32:33.745-04:00

I am curious...what IF she gets those giant cans next to your car? What then?

Thanks for the wicked laugh today! I needed this!...

2009-07-08T17:57:48.817-04:00

Thanks for the wicked laugh today! I needed this!

and to Sass's comment! LOLOLOLOLOL

LLOL. Giggled my whole way through this post. Th...

2009-07-08T17:26:27.033-04:00

LLOL. Giggled my whole way through this post. This reminds me of Avenue Q. Have you seen it? Puppets 69ing on broadway?

something similar happened to the lighted reindeer...

2009-07-08T16:09:30.666-04:00

something similar happened to the lighted reindeer in my yard around Christmas time.

It *is* the season of giving.

Peach: Pranks..yeah..um...pranks. I'm totally usi...

2009-07-08T15:20:01.414-04:00

Peach: Pranks..yeah..um...pranks.

I'm totally using that as my excuse for the video camera in the ladies' handicap stall meeting with HR tomorrow.

Sass: Funny...when I go to buy it, your email contact info comes up.

Mike: I do that already.

Oh. You mean with Elmo and the teddy bear.

Nevermind.

Nano: Elmo on Elmo action?!

Must. Watch. Video...

I'm disturbed now.

Thank you.

Meleah: Yeah...you'd be laughing. Because I hear having a guy stare at you over your cube is simply hilarious.

Mjenks: Five of them with blue carpets.

Yeah..I have no idea what you're talking about, either.

LiLu: But, then..how would I ever be able to hold Bob again..knowing where he's..you know...BEEN.

As in Sesame Street.

Fawkes: Yay! Porn! Now you get me!

Lbluca: He has references from a weekend with Ernie and Bert.

Olly: Haha!

Ha.

Heh.

Shit.

Good point.

Doug: If you're talking about the romantic weekend you and I shared, then I guess you're right.

Coffee: Mayo? Why? Is he eating a sandwich, too?

Oooooh.

Got it.

Shine: First timer?

Shame on you, woman. FOR. SHAME.

But, there's something to be said for popping your Mental Poo cherry on an Elmo fellatio post.

If I ever figure out what I mean by that, I'll let you know.

For some reason I haven't read your blog until tod...

2009-07-08T15:01:01.889-04:00

For some reason I haven't read your blog until today.

Um, hi. I think I might love you. "Elmo loves cock" is possibly my favorite label of all time.

Next time be fair. Pose them in a 69. You could ...

2009-07-08T14:56:03.509-04:00

Next time be fair. Pose them in a 69. You could also spread some mayo around the mouth, too.

Right, like you've never experimented with interof...

2009-07-08T13:28:10.421-04:00

Right, like you've never experimented with interoffice cross-species homosexuality before. Puh-lease.

Hopefully she has a sense of humour, or she'll sic...

2009-07-08T12:58:32.793-04:00

Hopefully she has a sense of humour, or she'll sick HR on you!

Who would have thought Elmo was so dirty!

2009-07-08T10:19:56.153-04:00

Who would have thought Elmo was so dirty!

get a threesome going. add a stuffed rabbit or som...

2009-07-08T09:56:17.846-04:00

get a threesome going. add a stuffed rabbit or something. that being said...is this the lady you work with?

http://8images.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chelseacharms.jpg

I vote you bring a third in. Bob would probably l...

2009-07-08T09:10:44.243-04:00

I vote you bring a third in.

Bob would probably like a piece of that...

All of my efforts have been for naught. Her name ...

2009-07-08T09:05:45.474-04:00

All of my efforts have been for naught. Her name should be Breasta Gigantica Titterrific Enormica Boobie Regina.

I would never be able to make it through a work da...

2009-07-08T08:58:43.185-04:00

I would never be able to make it through a work day if you were in the next cubical. I would spend the whole day laughing too much.

You might enjoy this- More fun with Elmo. Warning...

2009-07-08T08:46:43.877-04:00

You might enjoy this- More fun with Elmo. Warning- contains explicit Elmo on Elmo action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nBPrMEzm5A