tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post8984618435738703145..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Elmo Really Sucks at WorkMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41842937100028893252009-07-09T18:39:12.400-04:002009-07-09T18:39:12.400-04:00Will you come work where I do please? I'm sick...Will you come work where I do please? I'm sick of being the only Moooooog. I was at my job (dr's office) 1 month when asked to help put up X-mas decorations. I came across a Gumby-like Santa figurine - able to bend in all directions. I put him on the counter where patient's check out. Every day I would put Santa-Gumby in a new position: One hand in crotch/one hand up butt; both hands in crotch/legs up over his ears...I don't have to explain to YOU. The office manager would walk by every day and freak out demanding to know who did it. I was too new for anyone to suspect it was me. I work in an eye doctor's office and the patients are to blind to pick up on that sort of stuff.Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550767558199877208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34580610881730084792009-07-09T10:10:29.606-04:002009-07-09T10:10:29.606-04:00OK, why am I disturbed at the thought of watching ...OK, why am I disturbed at the thought of watching you pose the Elmos thinking you were at it for quite some time to get them "just right"???? Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73356579137280708732009-07-09T09:02:40.590-04:002009-07-09T09:02:40.590-04:00Stacie: ...what?! no pictures?!?!
Season of Givi...Stacie: ...what?! no pictures?!?!<br /><br />Season of Giving, my ass.<br /><br />Funnyrunner: Oh..man. I'm going to NYC on Saturday.<br /><br />Should I bring condoms?<br /><br />Swirl Girl: Sass IS something special.<br /><br />In a small bus sort of way, but whatever.<br /><br />MI: Then God help us all.<br /><br />I'm not sure what I mean by that.<br /><br />Fawkes: Sending your equation to Stephen Hawking now...<br /><br />Lady: Nope. Elmo likes playing bitch.<br /><br />Malach: I'm going to kill you.<br /><br />Christina: Sorry...some things I overlook.<br /><br />Like hygiene...and gay porn.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84470916431258079292009-07-09T07:43:58.629-04:002009-07-09T07:43:58.629-04:00I don't even get a response with the rest? Wel...I don't even get a response with the rest? Well I'm taking my boobs and going home now!Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43005841284387957642009-07-08T22:05:50.170-04:002009-07-08T22:05:50.170-04:00Your Moms in my top 2Your Moms in my top 2Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80884755204650403612009-07-08T19:15:39.781-04:002009-07-08T19:15:39.781-04:00Here I thought Elmo was more dominant... lolHere I thought Elmo was more dominant... lolKelly Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12968396049579378856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1530095667126081902009-07-08T19:09:03.621-04:002009-07-08T19:09:03.621-04:00hmmm....
Big Boobies+ Mooog - E=MC....divide by c...hmmm....<br /><br />Big Boobies+ Mooog - E=MC....divide by cup size....carry the 5......= "Very Happy Mooog!!"<br /><br />do I get a Nobel Prize for Scientific Discovery for my research into the Male Brain? Just curious.FawkesFirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37557239426479623862009-07-08T18:32:33.745-04:002009-07-08T18:32:33.745-04:00I am curious...what IF she gets those giant cans n...I am curious...what IF she gets those giant cans next to your car? What then?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31135048293211934192009-07-08T17:57:48.817-04:002009-07-08T17:57:48.817-04:00Thanks for the wicked laugh today! I needed this!...Thanks for the wicked laugh today! I needed this!<br /><br />and to Sass's comment! LOLOLOLOLOLSwirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21103795093270972812009-07-08T17:26:27.033-04:002009-07-08T17:26:27.033-04:00LLOL. Giggled my whole way through this post. Th...LLOL. Giggled my whole way through this post. This reminds me of Avenue Q. Have you seen it? Puppets 69ing on broadway?Funnyrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17531261315144257212009-07-08T16:09:30.666-04:002009-07-08T16:09:30.666-04:00something similar happened to the lighted reindeer...something similar happened to the lighted reindeer in my yard around Christmas time.<br /><br />It *is* the season of giving.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56230568146884976012009-07-08T15:20:01.414-04:002009-07-08T15:20:01.414-04:00Peach: Pranks..yeah..um...pranks.
I'm totally...Peach: Pranks..yeah..um...pranks.<br /><br />I'm totally using that as my excuse for the video camera in the ladies' handicap stall meeting with HR tomorrow.<br /><br />Sass: Funny...when I go to buy it, your email contact info comes up.<br /><br />Mike: I do that already.<br /><br />Oh. You mean with Elmo and the teddy bear.<br /><br />Nevermind.<br /><br />Nano: Elmo on Elmo action?!<br /><br />Must. Watch. Video...<br /><br />I'm disturbed now.<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br />Meleah: Yeah...you'd be laughing. Because I hear having a guy stare at you over your cube is simply hilarious.<br /><br />Mjenks: Five of them with blue carpets.<br /><br />Yeah..I have no idea what you're talking about, either.<br /><br />LiLu: But, then..how would I ever be able to hold Bob again..knowing where he's..you know...BEEN.<br /><br />As in Sesame Street.<br /><br />Fawkes: Yay! Porn! Now you get me!<br /><br />Lbluca: He has references from a weekend with Ernie and Bert.<br /><br />Olly: Haha!<br /><br />Ha.<br /><br />Heh.<br /><br />Shit.<br /><br />Good point.<br /><br />Doug: If you're talking about the romantic weekend you and I shared, then I guess you're right.<br /><br />Coffee: Mayo? Why? Is he eating a sandwich, too?<br /><br />Oooooh.<br /><br />Got it.<br /><br />Shine: First timer?<br /><br />Shame on you, woman. FOR. SHAME.<br /><br />But, there's something to be said for popping your Mental Poo cherry on an Elmo fellatio post.<br /><br />If I ever figure out what I mean by that, I'll let you know.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75584387878232294092009-07-08T15:01:01.889-04:002009-07-08T15:01:01.889-04:00For some reason I haven't read your blog until...For some reason I haven't read your blog until today.<br /><br />Um, hi. I think I might love you. "Elmo loves cock" is possibly my favorite label of all time.shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30922019203251816332009-07-08T14:56:03.509-04:002009-07-08T14:56:03.509-04:00Next time be fair. Pose them in a 69. You could ...Next time be fair. Pose them in a 69. You could also spread some mayo around the mouth, too.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68953879939737378002009-07-08T13:28:10.421-04:002009-07-08T13:28:10.421-04:00Right, like you've never experimented with int...Right, like you've never experimented with interoffice cross-species homosexuality before. Puh-lease.DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77897885445171650382009-07-08T12:58:32.793-04:002009-07-08T12:58:32.793-04:00Hopefully she has a sense of humour, or she'll...Hopefully she has a sense of humour, or she'll sick HR on you!Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72608612148780297132009-07-08T10:19:56.153-04:002009-07-08T10:19:56.153-04:00Who would have thought Elmo was so dirty!Who would have thought Elmo was so dirty!LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90038235741512770792009-07-08T09:56:17.846-04:002009-07-08T09:56:17.846-04:00get a threesome going. add a stuffed rabbit or som...get a threesome going. add a stuffed rabbit or something. that being said...is this the lady you work with?<br /><br />http://8images.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chelseacharms.jpgFawkesFirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71916921922117753012009-07-08T09:10:44.243-04:002009-07-08T09:10:44.243-04:00I vote you bring a third in.
Bob would probably l...I vote you bring a third in.<br /><br />Bob would probably like a piece of that...rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86723282665704345432009-07-08T09:05:45.474-04:002009-07-08T09:05:45.474-04:00All of my efforts have been for naught. Her name ...All of my efforts have been for naught. Her name should be Breasta Gigantica Titterrific Enormica Boobie <b>Regina</b>.MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63776168020225029112009-07-08T08:58:43.185-04:002009-07-08T08:58:43.185-04:00I would never be able to make it through a work da...I would never be able to make it through a work day if you were in the next cubical. I would spend the whole day laughing too much.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21168597491478919052009-07-08T08:46:43.877-04:002009-07-08T08:46:43.877-04:00You might enjoy this- More fun with Elmo. Warning...You might enjoy this- More fun with Elmo. Warning- contains explicit Elmo on Elmo action.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nBPrMEzm5ANJ Pigno https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212752943847413033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28761820124212989812009-07-08T08:26:24.534-04:002009-07-08T08:26:24.534-04:00Is that the "tickle the back of my throat Elm...Is that the "tickle the back of my throat Elmo?" <br /><br />That one's only available on eBay.<br /><br />Fascinating.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50333867752166605072009-07-08T08:07:36.719-04:002009-07-08T08:07:36.719-04:00Big boob hater. We can't be friends any longer...Big boob hater. We can't be friends any longer.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71075916649455863252009-07-08T08:05:03.807-04:002009-07-08T08:05:03.807-04:00You are quite the prankster....you gotta make work...You are quite the prankster....you gotta make work funThe Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.com