tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post9044143365870942182..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Stuck on You - Part 2 (The Walk of Sticky Shame)Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66712951895026995852009-04-20T16:28:00.000-04:002009-04-20T16:28:00.000-04:00Damn doood, I save these posts till everyone else ...Damn doood, I save these posts till everyone else has left work so I can read and laugh out loud. Shit kills me. I can't hold it in.<br /><br />Wouldn't want to try. Probably impode and leave all kinds of nasty messes behind.<br /><br />Thanks, sniff sniff for being you.I am a Tornado ~ proven fact!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06569186811730131354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47029690564717449362009-04-11T17:13:00.000-04:002009-04-11T17:13:00.000-04:00Can I glue my husband's nostrils closed when he sn...Can I glue my husband's nostrils closed when he snores ?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00851221226545023655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40431881016343524432009-04-11T01:00:00.000-04:002009-04-11T01:00:00.000-04:00I heart boobies too. And I hate Whoopie. As for th...I heart boobies too. And I hate Whoopie. As for the Hobbit feet and crazy hairspray, lesson learned - thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38619527515878656822009-04-10T11:34:00.000-04:002009-04-10T11:34:00.000-04:00So it's hairspray that made you stick to the floor...So it's hairspray that made you stick to the floor huh?<BR/><BR/>I'm not buying it....Moog.<BR/><BR/>And now you've told everyone where to find all the foul-mouthed whores.<BR/>Just great.<BR/>Now where will we hold our next convention?Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66153722919292090142009-04-10T10:30:00.000-04:002009-04-10T10:30:00.000-04:00That's probably how the guy who invented those sti...That's probably how the guy who invented those sticky pads to trap mice thought of that.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46013226614232929692009-04-10T10:28:00.000-04:002009-04-10T10:28:00.000-04:00You are officially the funniest person I e-know.An...You are officially the funniest person I e-know.<BR/><BR/>And every time you show something decorated with pink, I will forever think of your daughter's puke. That is all.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75705612784597827272009-04-10T10:22:00.000-04:002009-04-10T10:22:00.000-04:00I am a fan of ta-tas as well. Dude, this had me RO...I am a fan of ta-tas as well. Dude, this had me ROFL! Strong work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70314198984365787252009-04-10T09:29:00.000-04:002009-04-10T09:29:00.000-04:00OK, I can't even comment because I'm laughing my a...OK, I can't even comment because I'm laughing my ass off completely. Survivorman would be proud. And the poor stuck bug to the floor?? Holy shit. Thank god your wife looks good. <BR/><BR/>That's all that matters, right? Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5359683354024782222009-04-09T23:11:00.000-04:002009-04-09T23:11:00.000-04:00Yes.Yes.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39413729011517309172009-04-09T23:08:00.000-04:002009-04-09T23:08:00.000-04:00Just goes to show you survivorman's tips can reall...Just goes to show you survivorman's tips can really help you any where your stranded.I Hate Commercialshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15541585891026710383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55448549261582406482009-04-09T18:10:00.000-04:002009-04-09T18:10:00.000-04:00Coffee: Dude...I had a tough enough time getting t...Coffee: Dude...I had a tough enough time getting the poo off my leg.<BR/><BR/>Another story. Another time.<BR/><BR/>MI: Your feet look like your husbands?<BR/><BR/>Sexytime.<BR/><BR/>Mary: We like it? WE like it?! I couldn't care if your hair went limp at 9:00 in the morning as long as I know I'd be getting somethin' somethin' and maybe a steak when I got home.<BR/><BR/>So, yeah. Use your hairspray and give me another TV dinner.<BR/><BR/>I know how you women play the game.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: What...Frodo not a hottie?<BR/><BR/>Martini: I'll be sure to put that on my unemployment application.<BR/><BR/>CB: He's gone. I now have a boat.<BR/><BR/>Boring. And it keeps crashing into my fleshy lighthouse.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76861781087866940802009-04-09T16:57:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:57:00.000-04:00How long before you kick that freeloading duck out...How long before you kick that freeloading duck out the house?Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63550863448347161582009-04-09T16:51:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:51:00.000-04:00I often wonder how long it takes you to assemble a...I often wonder how long it takes you to assemble all those pictures. <BR/><BR/>Whatever it is, be it at the cost of your job, it's worth it.Martinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05016175653364909806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7331563388117941872009-04-09T16:17:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:17:00.000-04:00You had Frodo feet! Ewwww!!!You had Frodo feet! Ewwww!!!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91266949819303854472009-04-09T16:01:00.000-04:002009-04-09T16:01:00.000-04:00We do these things for you, sir. Because we know h...We do these things for you, sir. Because we know how much you like it. And we also like watching our men clean our hairspray messed bathrooms for us, because it turns us on oh so much.<BR/><BR/>Excuse me while I go re-spray my hair to give it a 10th coat.Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27145737087017253502009-04-09T15:56:00.000-04:002009-04-09T15:56:00.000-04:00The price of beauty. It's a bitch.Feet look like m...The price of beauty. It's a bitch.<BR/>Feet look like my husbands.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65660977745905806192009-04-09T15:53:00.000-04:002009-04-09T15:53:00.000-04:00Did you try peeing on your feet? I hear that work...Did you try peeing on your feet? I hear that works wonders with glue.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55823760079021354042009-04-09T14:26:00.000-04:002009-04-09T14:26:00.000-04:00Narm: I have cable and a 15" LCD in my master bath...Narm: I have cable and a 15" LCD in my master bath. No shit. <BR/><BR/>Greatest. Thing. Ever.<BR/><BR/>How I'm still not in there right now watching SportCenter, I have no idea.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: You're right. You think maybe I can put him on Ebay?<BR/><BR/>Bon Don: Weird reading that and it's not about you, huh?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47282107056879153192009-04-09T14:18:00.000-04:002009-04-09T14:18:00.000-04:00So all I read was that you bent over and grabbed y...So all I read was that you bent over and grabbed your ankles! ... humm very "bendy"Bon Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12178535331269133985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39979195712672369302009-04-09T13:48:00.000-04:002009-04-09T13:48:00.000-04:00The "Duck" has to go...He's NOT your friend even i...The "Duck" has to go...<BR/>He's NOT your friend even if you do enjoy "playing" with him.fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50200286035367721452009-04-09T13:23:00.000-04:002009-04-09T13:23:00.000-04:00Being stuck to the toilet isn't THAT bad. I had C...Being stuck to the toilet isn't THAT bad. I had Chipotle for lunch and have been in here since. I wonder if I could get cable put in here.Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.com