Comments on Mental Poo: The Blindski Leading the Blindski

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2009-10-20T16:25:54.166-04:00

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Loud blind guy is obvious Russian spy. He goes to ...

2009-10-20T13:43:01.332-04:00

Loud blind guy is obvious Russian spy. He goes to Moscow for tech support job? Really meeting brass at Kremlin for debriefing. Loudness, blindness is just a cover. Keep careful eye on this one.

Thank goodness for your sensitivity. If there's on...

2009-10-20T09:47:25.220-04:00

Thank goodness for your sensitivity. If there's one thing I've always appreciated about you, it is THAT. :)

Man you should really do some volunteering for Spe...

2009-10-19T20:41:48.039-04:00

Man you should really do some volunteering for Special Olympics

The good news is that if you weren't already going...

2009-10-19T19:04:58.924-04:00

The good news is that if you weren't already going to burn in Hell, this post probably wouldn't put you over the top.

The bad news, of course, is that you're going to burn in Hell.

Christina: Sure..unless, you know, I MOVE. Michel...

2009-10-19T18:53:39.410-04:00

Christina: Sure..unless, you know, I MOVE.

Michele: Welcome! Now..go clean yourself up.

Lilu: They're not paralyzed..they can duck.

They just don't know WHEN.

Carissa: What? WHAT?

Mjenks: how do you spell 'BOOM' in Braille?

Don: OMG does the seeing eye dog bring him beer and shit?

Blind guys are so lucky.

You know..about the dog. Not the whole 'not being able to see' thing.

I have a good friend that is legally blind. Even h...

2009-10-19T18:02:44.740-04:00

I have a good friend that is legally blind. Even has to have a seeing eye dog now. He's not obnoxious and loud though. He's still as mean as he was when we were growing up. He's the guy that taught me that quart beer bottles fly more accurately if you toss 'em like a football.

In grad-school, we got to move into a new lab when...

2009-10-19T17:14:30.089-04:00

In grad-school, we got to move into a new lab when our group got big enough.

One of the hoods (where chemists work) was outfitted with braille over all the knobs and switches.

Braille...for a blind kid...doing chemistry.

Yeah, nothing could go wrong there...

teeheehee You make me feel a lot better for all of...

2009-10-19T16:32:44.050-04:00

teeheehee You make me feel a lot better for all of the times I've made fun of my deaf ex-boyfriend.

For some reason I just had an image of playing "wh...

2009-10-19T16:06:20.241-04:00

For some reason I just had an image of playing "whack a mole" with a bunch of blind people. Then I realized it wouldn't be any fun because they can't duck.

We should start a "sensitive" group on Facebook.

OMG!! I seriously just pee'd in my pants reading t...

2009-10-19T16:03:49.673-04:00

OMG!! I seriously just pee'd in my pants reading this post!!!

You're sooo freakin' funny. So glad I found you on here!!

I'm translating this into braille right now. You'r...

2009-10-19T15:18:05.429-04:00

I'm translating this into braille right now. You're soo gonna get your ass kicked by a blind guy.

Sue: I just picture him feeling his way all over t...

2009-10-19T14:45:11.511-04:00

Sue: I just picture him feeling his way all over the Kremlin.

CatLady: I'm not sure if gouging your eyes out and talking really loud is your key to getting to Russia...but hey, worth a shot, right?

Maxie: I don't know why it was amazing...I'm guessing it was just really really dark.

Ed Adams: Unless this shit gets translated into Braille somehow.

Excellent. Making fun of the blind on a blog is l...

2009-10-19T14:33:02.847-04:00

Excellent.

Making fun of the blind on a blog is like making fun of the Amish on the radio....

They'll never know.

You are missing a crucial part of this post... why...

2009-10-19T14:18:41.474-04:00

You are missing a crucial part of this post... why did he say it was an amazing place?

did it smell good?

was the food awesome?

was it furry? what. I heard blind people are really into textures.

So what you're saying is if I gouge out my eyes an...

2009-10-19T11:42:16.311-04:00

So what you're saying is if I gouge out my eyes and talk really LOUD, someone will give me a free trip to Russia?

Hickory the Wonder Dog is sitting here amazed that I can laugh out loud and go EWWWW! at the same time (at picture of ruptured eardrum... here I come, hell.)

My first question was the same as Kristin's... "wh...

2009-10-19T11:30:43.089-04:00

My first question was the same as Kristin's... "what? sent a blind guy to Russia?' I wondered how he described stuff - was it by smell?

Adrienz: What's wrong with Martha Stewart? She's ...

2009-10-19T11:25:21.220-04:00

Adrienz: What's wrong with Martha Stewart? She's got giant cans AND can cook!

Jeez.

Vodka: Stop it, I'm blushing!

Mike: 'Brother' I can see the beating...'brother in law' not so much.

Speaking: Who says I DON'T have one like that?

Becky: Their ace in the hole is a blind elderly lady...but I think that's all hush hush.

KIKI: I can help you find your wit for $85/hour.

I accept PayPal.

JenJen: I had no idea you could spit out strangers' penises.

Gauche: OOOh! I made a teaser!

Bird Shit: ..then you could tape it and play it out your windows on Halloween.

Eerie shit right there my friend.

Me-Me: How the hell did that work?

HELLO? HELLO? I THINK YOUR LINE IS STILL DEAD!

Going60: Dude..search this blog for 'Kristin.'

You've been warned.

Lee: We're an evil couple.

That is classic! Love the texting!

2009-10-19T11:17:24.245-04:00

That is classic! Love the texting!

Does Kristin blog? I like her thinking! I had a b...

2009-10-19T11:16:25.134-04:00

Does Kristin blog? I like her thinking!

I had a blind English teacher in High School. Yeah, I got thrown out of class a LOT.

Get this...my ex-husband trained a deaf guy as a t...

2009-10-19T11:14:40.727-04:00

Get this...my ex-husband trained a deaf guy as a telephone installer. For real.

Dial tone deaf!

Can you imagine being blind guys neighbor when he'...

2009-10-19T11:06:51.244-04:00

Can you imagine being blind guys neighbor when he's messing around with his Martha Stewart blow up doll? The noises you would hear....ewe!

nice. but now I'm curious about the balloon boy ...

2009-10-19T11:03:39.241-04:00

nice.

but now I'm curious about the balloon boy post......curse you moog!

You always make me spit out whatever's in my mouth...

2009-10-19T11:02:39.095-04:00

You always make me spit out whatever's in my mouth when I read you.
My favorite part?
You know how they say when one of your senses is dulled, your others become more acute?

Well..that's this guy.

Except instead of his other senses, it's just his GODDAMN VOLUME THAT'S BEEN CRANKED UP.

I laugh so hard, by the time it's time for me to c...

2009-10-19T10:52:35.416-04:00

I laugh so hard, by the time it's time for me to comment I have lost all my wit.

You've out done yourself again.

Comments on Mental Poo: The Blindski Leading the Blindski

Apparently, like this: *. *. *. ** *. .* .* ...

Loud blind guy is obvious Russian spy. He goes to ...

Thank goodness for your sensitivity. If there's on...

Man you should really do some volunteering for Spe...

The good news is that if you weren't already going...

Christina: Sure..unless, you know, I MOVE. Michel...

I have a good friend that is legally blind. Even h...

In grad-school, we got to move into a new lab when...

teeheehee You make me feel a lot better for all of...

For some reason I just had an image of playing "wh...

OMG!! I seriously just pee'd in my pants reading t...

I'm translating this into braille right now. You'r...

Sue: I just picture him feeling his way all over t...

Excellent. Making fun of the blind on a blog is l...

You are missing a crucial part of this post... why...

So what you're saying is if I gouge out my eyes an...

My first question was the same as Kristin's... "wh...

Adrienz: What's wrong with Martha Stewart? She's ...

That is classic! Love the texting!

Does Kristin blog? I like her thinking! I had a b...

Get this...my ex-husband trained a deaf guy as a t...

Can you imagine being blind guys neighbor when he'...

nice. but now I'm curious about the balloon boy ...

You always make me spit out whatever's in my mouth...

I laugh so hard, by the time it's time for me to c...

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