tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post9199461128082922943..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: How to Light the Cannon Lady's FuseMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78013498389841790722011-03-30T16:35:37.440-04:002011-03-30T16:35:37.440-04:00WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA BLOGGER APPROVAL? WTF JUST HAP...WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA BLOGGER APPROVAL? WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE.Happy Horseshithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01638641293633234775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53505615143773233342011-03-30T16:35:08.980-04:002011-03-30T16:35:08.980-04:00Is #237 "don't say anything horrible abou...Is #237 "don't say anything horrible about Gerard Butler"? The pen was in my way.Happy Horseshithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01638641293633234775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22416778281262152342010-02-26T12:14:20.482-05:002010-02-26T12:14:20.482-05:00"So we all do the countdown from ten and this..."So we all do the countdown from ten and this is where you know you're in a Monster Truck show because you're the only one who is actually counting correctly"<br /><br />I actually spit out my drink reading this. HAHASimply "T"https://www.blogger.com/profile/04243145038570087687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51457630675202801372010-02-24T14:30:09.338-05:002010-02-24T14:30:09.338-05:00I went to a KISS concert back in the 90's at D...I went to a KISS concert back in the 90's at Dodger Stadium and as part of the pre-show they had a performer called "Dynamite Lady" complete with her own theme song. She got in a wooden box and then someone shoved dynamite into her box and, um, yeah, and then she exploded. Or something like that.Knuckleheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08901993512610732110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67923696329149302882010-02-24T14:02:26.908-05:002010-02-24T14:02:26.908-05:00Re: Travis's comment and your response, I fear...Re: Travis's comment and your response, I fear for your children too, but maybe for a different reason. Maybe it's that YOU are their father. ;)Unfinished Ramblerhttp://www.unfinishedrambler.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50781714044252538972010-02-24T13:38:16.050-05:002010-02-24T13:38:16.050-05:00I'm not quite sure why you subject yourself to...I'm not quite sure why you subject yourself to all of that. Great blog fodder is really the only reason!bikramyogachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72604187026169767642010-02-24T07:18:17.566-05:002010-02-24T07:18:17.566-05:00CatLady: I KNOW, right? You'd figure entrails ...CatLady: I KNOW, right? You'd figure entrails were included in the admission price.<br /><br />The hell.<br /><br />Anything: Welcome to my life.<br /><br />Elly: FAIL! Wrong shirt!!<br /><br />Seriously. That one is way less feminine than the one I saw. Please note the colors on the wings. That's pretty exact except I couldn't get the sparkly stuff.<br /><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />hiphop: If I could blow myself, I'd never leave the house.<br /><br />Oh. UP. Nevermind.<br /><br />Malach: "My buddy's gonna love it"..?<br /><br />Dude. That's just weird.<br /><br />Colby: SO worth the ear damage.<br /><br />Daffy: I know..the search continues...<br /><br />Eva: I'm not. That's what makes it all the more bizarre.<br /><br />Wicked: People who go to monster truck shows don't understand the concept of 'mocking.' You should be safe.<br /><br />Maxie: WRONG SHIRT!! KEEP LOOKING BITCHES!!<br /><br />LB: You make me sound so endearing.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18232559339658124502010-02-24T02:55:13.226-05:002010-02-24T02:55:13.226-05:00Holy crap! I don't ever remember a Monster Tr...Holy crap! I don't ever remember a Monster Truck show being so entertaining. Dude, I'm sure Cannon Lady would love you, little pee-pee and all.LBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12143458920315550084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55420570923128010692010-02-23T22:43:09.336-05:002010-02-23T22:43:09.336-05:00Damn it. Elly Lou totally beat me to the punch. Yo...Damn it. Elly Lou totally beat me to the punch. You can get the bedazzled angel wing shirt on e-bay for only 12.99. Guess what you're getting for your birthday. <br /><br />Try to contain yourself till then. I know you probably can't stand it.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37225897298070011032010-02-23T22:30:48.178-05:002010-02-23T22:30:48.178-05:00I've never gone to one of these things, always...I've never gone to one of these things, always assumed people would see me and somehow just know I was only there to mock them. However, this could be worth risking life and limb. I must see mullets and men in glittery winged shirts and possible decapitations. Oh yes, I must!!!!Wicked Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5569164389204440422010-02-23T22:06:36.394-05:002010-02-23T22:06:36.394-05:00Somehow, I just didn't picture you as a monste...Somehow, I just didn't picture you as a monster truck show kinda' guy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31196164922160121392010-02-23T21:53:40.712-05:002010-02-23T21:53:40.712-05:00I really like things that go boom.
Canon lady is ...I really like things that go boom.<br /><br />Canon lady is pretty hot. I bet she'd totally leave fire box douche for you if you had that sparklie wing shirt...Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71415789800785821452010-02-23T21:40:44.657-05:002010-02-23T21:40:44.657-05:00I never imagined I'd go to a Monster Truck sho...I never imagined I'd go to a Monster Truck show, but I think the people-watching aspect of it alone might be worthwhile. You have opened my eyes.Colbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05220351208049881562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56736233724511146542010-02-23T21:28:04.670-05:002010-02-23T21:28:04.670-05:00That last line, I would buy that t-shirtThat last line, I would buy that t-shirtMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57937876999175615122010-02-23T21:11:04.591-05:002010-02-23T21:11:04.591-05:00It's obvious that I need a monster truck rally...It's obvious that I need a monster truck rally in my life. I also need a guy who blows himself up everyday.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50041896540780969632010-02-23T20:29:29.557-05:002010-02-23T20:29:29.557-05:00I'm pretty sure you owe me a margarita now...o...I'm pretty sure you owe me a margarita now...or at least a can of Schlitz.<br /><br />http://www.amourrocks.com/men-s-angel-wings-t-shirt-1263-0.htmlElly Louhttp://www.bugginword.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6293318308099819912010-02-23T19:25:54.139-05:002010-02-23T19:25:54.139-05:00OMG!! You are so, frigging HILARIOUS! So, Sparkl...OMG!! You are so, frigging HILARIOUS! So, Sparkly Wing Guy threw LUBE at you? Um...I'm....speechless!Anything Fits A Naked Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07579409446582399318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86037160092488819712010-02-23T19:25:46.840-05:002010-02-23T19:25:46.840-05:00OMG!! You are so, frigging HILARIOUS! So, Sparkl...OMG!! You are so, frigging HILARIOUS! So, Sparkly Wing Guy threw LUBE at you? Um...I'm....speechless!Anything Fits A Naked Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07579409446582399318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51679811315369713002010-02-23T18:29:27.284-05:002010-02-23T18:29:27.284-05:00$25 and you weren't splattered with human entr...$25 and you weren't splattered with human entrails? Definitely ask for your money back... or 20 minutes with the cannon lady.http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13638160829292100832010-02-23T18:20:11.451-05:002010-02-23T18:20:11.451-05:00MadWoman: It was a guy. Trust me. We were staring ...MadWoman: It was a guy. Trust me. We were staring quite a bit.<br /><br />Coffey: So says the guy I bought the sparkly thong for.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: Rhythm method. Works every time. Every time meaning never.<br /><br />Mike: JESUS. How many of these things do I have to go to, then?!<br /><br />Summer: You and 1500 other weird people.<br /><br />Don: Everybody in MS is a fucking redneck.<br /><br />BRING IT ON!<br /><br />Tee: That was not my intent. My apologies.<br /><br />Miss: SECRETS ARE SUPPOSED TO REMAIN SECRETS!!<br /><br />Shitty: Ooooooh. Somehow, I don't think Radical Rob will allow it.<br /><br />J: It took me upwards of ten minutes. But it was at work so I round it up to the nearest hour so I can get paid for it.<br /><br />Sarah: He'll have to catch me first. I may not fly from a cannon, but I can run like the wind.<br /><br />Alexa: You're welcome.<br /><br />Ed: You sure that's not your Sunday barbeque?<br /><br />Nanny: Why does a woman need to measure up? Jesus. Just lay there and I'm good.<br /><br />You women get so particular.<br /><br />Lilu: I fear you've been peeking into my Bedazzler drawer again.<br /><br />Cheeky monkey.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83116631753254052182010-02-23T17:41:47.058-05:002010-02-23T17:41:47.058-05:00You can have your daughter bedazzle his name on th...You can have your daughter bedazzle his name on the shirt, too!rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28324462457568519442010-02-23T17:29:57.500-05:002010-02-23T17:29:57.500-05:00Well that's just incredible. And just like you...Well that's just incredible. And just like you with Cannon lady, I suppose no woman can measure up for Radical Rob if he not only blows himself (up) every day, but does the sexy business with a woman who shoot herself out of a cannon on a regular basis.<br /><br />Also? Your video is the most I've ever attended a monster truck show before. So thanks for that.Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56500321817386463822010-02-23T17:15:36.575-05:002010-02-23T17:15:36.575-05:00They never do cool shit like that at our Monster J...They never do cool shit like that at our Monster Jams. <br /><br />We always get the naked clowns racing on minibikes while holding chainsaws.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68128751129121943432010-02-23T16:58:11.890-05:002010-02-23T16:58:11.890-05:00i love that you called boobs cannon'si love that you called boobs cannon'salexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11563853901400519812010-02-23T16:30:34.417-05:002010-02-23T16:30:34.417-05:00Blow up guy is going to blow you up for trying to ...Blow up guy is going to blow you up for trying to nail his wife's cannons.<br /><br />$25 for how many tickets, now?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.com