Mental Poo

That is hilarious! Spammers are freaks... and SPAM...

2010-09-06T21:55:24.180-04:00

That is hilarious! Spammers are freaks... and SPAM is just generally disgusting. Don't eat it if you treasure your colon.

I can't wait to see the photo

2010-09-06T21:24:59.765-04:00

I can't wait to see the photo

I'm interested in the whiskey girls. just sayin'...

2010-09-06T20:43:54.182-04:00

I'm interested in the whiskey girls.

just sayin'

Wasn't "Love Shaft" a song on an early Journey alb...

2010-09-06T20:09:31.103-04:00

Wasn't "Love Shaft" a song on an early Journey album?

Maybe not.

But it WOULD be a cool coincidence.

Deborah: It's even MORE evil to make you wait unti...

2010-09-06T19:18:38.124-04:00

Deborah: It's even MORE evil to make you wait until WEDNESDAY.

But yet that's what I'm gonna do.

Eva: Try Nyquil!

Wannabe: I never wait when I'm masturbating. I don't got that kind of time.

lbluca: dun dun dunnnnn

Elly Lou: Hard to tell.

That's what she said.

Sister: TUNE IN ON WEDNESDAY!!

Gini: Fine. Sending nude pics your way now...

Nikki: ..and yet I'M called 'the tease.'

Right.

Opto: SAY IT ISN'T SO!

VetTech: See? The more you know..

Brutalism: VERY CLOSE but in a completely incorrect fashion.

I'm kinda picturing Eva Mendes...am I close?

2010-09-06T17:33:32.820-04:00

I'm kinda picturing Eva Mendes...am I close?

All about the cliffhanger... keep em wanting more....

2010-09-06T13:55:13.772-04:00

All about the cliffhanger... keep em wanting more. But I am so terrified of Spam at work that I delete stuff i probably should have been reading

Gini, stop sending those e-mails out to everyone!

2010-09-06T13:40:03.295-04:00

Gini, stop sending those e-mails out to everyone!

Can't wait to see the reply. And the picture. Of y...

2010-09-06T13:08:22.616-04:00

Can't wait to see the reply. And the picture. Of your big nose.

The least you could have done was indulged the gir...

2010-09-06T12:51:05.440-04:00

The least you could have done was indulged the girl with a nasty cold today. Sigh.

Ha! You need to send back a photo hoping that the...

2010-09-06T12:20:15.491-04:00

Ha! You need to send back a photo hoping that the site of your googly eye doesn't turn her off *insert penis with googly-eye photo here*.

So? Which of your internet dating site matches wa...

2010-09-06T11:53:02.755-04:00

So? Which of your internet dating site matches was she?!?

You big tease.

2010-09-06T11:36:21.532-04:00

You big tease.

Are you kidding me? Left me hanging. That was ju...

2010-09-06T11:24:39.758-04:00

Are you kidding me? Left me hanging. That was just like masturbating and when you are about to orgasm you say, oh wait I will do that tomorrow.

You are so dead to me. See you tomorrow.

I won't be able to sleep tonight, waiting to read ...

2010-09-06T09:36:49.328-04:00

I won't be able to sleep tonight, waiting to read her reply!

Evil. It's just EVIL not to post her reply. Tomor...

2010-09-06T07:06:09.473-04:00

Evil. It's just EVIL not to post her reply. Tomorrow right?? I am so excited for it, my nose just grew. :)

That Whiskey Girl is holding her body and head in ...

2010-09-05T22:18:47.396-04:00

That Whiskey Girl is holding her body and head in the exact same angle and pose in three different pictures. Impressive.

* yawn *

2010-09-05T14:51:23.577-04:00

* yawn *

You know, my daughter draws on every balloon she f...

2010-09-05T13:49:15.198-04:00

You know, my daughter draws on every balloon she finds but I think it's more creepy when she draws on... EMPTY JUGS. Like the gallon jug of milk, or the water or the V8 or grape juice.
She also puts yarn on them and leaves them in weird places.
Unfortunately, she doesn't draw as well as your kiddos so everything looks like the ugly "sarah jessica" stuff. Especially when she uses yarn for their mouth.

I don't see what's so special about Samantha. Can...

2010-09-05T12:53:16.792-04:00

I don't see what's so special about Samantha.

Can she twitch her nose and make herself disappear? Can she turn Moooooog35 into a donkey?

No?

What a witch!

(Oh what a punnery I made!)

HAAA! I was going to say you put the fun back into...

2010-09-05T11:58:52.961-04:00

HAAA! I was going to say you put the fun back into sexual harassment but that would be wrong right?

Did you learn nothing in that sexual harassment co...

2010-09-05T08:42:58.041-04:00

Did you learn nothing in that sexual harassment course????

And this is the exact reason why I hate balloons. ...

2010-09-04T22:39:15.739-04:00

And this is the exact reason why I hate balloons. They smell, they give off a god awful sound if you rub them with your hand, and they gather together plotting your murder in your shower stall. Did you find a knife? If you listened carefully, I bet you would have heard scary music.

I think my all time favorite is:"Looking for a wom...

2010-09-04T22:34:47.771-04:00

I think my all time favorite is:"Looking for a woman named "Ladesh" so when I tell mom I'm going to "Bangladesh" I won't be lying."

Priceless!

I call bullshit on the Teenage Gandhi secret ident...

2010-09-04T14:05:12.188-04:00

I call bullshit on the Teenage Gandhi secret identity.

That's too funny to be you.