The Honeymoon Playlist

I'm getting married TOMORROW.

O_O

Given it's our second wedding each, we just did a small little gathering at a local restaurant and I will probably just wear a tuxedo shirt like my son is doing. Should be hysterical.

Not for the bride, probably. But this day isn't all about her SO STOP BEING SO SELFISH, KERRI.

But the place we rented for the day lets us plug in our own devices and play our own playlists so I've taken it upon myself to come up with some of these myself.

As is my custom to not take anything seriously and have complete disregard for the feelings of those closest to me in order to be self-serving, I give you today's playlist:

The Honeymoon Playlist

I figured it would only be fair to stop shitting all over the institution of marriage and give Kerri a playlist that she could laugh at, too.

These songs are best read in order, top left to bottom right, for full effect.

At least I have manners.

Other suggestions are welcome. As are iTunes gift cards - these songs ain't cheap.

How to make your first dance probably the last one, too.

I'm getting married on Saturday.

O_O

Given it's our second wedding each, we just did a small little gathering at a local restaurant and I will probably just wear a tuxedo shirt like my son is doing. Should be hysterical.

Not for the bride, probably. But this day isn't all about her SO STOP BEING SO SELFISH, KERRI.

But the place we rented for the day lets us plug in our own devices and play our own playlists so I've taken it upon myself to come up with some of these myself.

As is my custom to not take anything seriously and have complete disregard for the feelings of those closest to me in order to be self-serving, I give you today's playlist:

The First Dance Wedding Playlist

I figured that these would be best to play for our first dance as a married couple.

I threw the Duck Song in there to mix it up a little bit.

I am so dead.

Other suggestions are welcome. As are iTunes gift cards - these songs ain't cheap.

I'm probably already in some deep shit with this wedding

I'm getting married on Saturday.

O_O

Given it's our second wedding each, we just did a small little gathering at a local restaurant and I will probably just wear a tuxedo shirt like my son is doing. Should be hysterical.

Not for the bride, probably. But this day isn't all about her SO STOP BEING SO SELFISH, KERRI.

But the place we rented for the day lets us plug in our own devices and play our own playlists so I've taken it upon myself to come up with some of these myself.

As is my custom to not take anything seriously and have complete disregard for the feelings of those closest to me in order to be self-serving, I give you today's playlist:

The Wedding Songs Playlist

I figured that these would be best to play before and during the vows (which, coincidentally, my fiancee picked out herself and contains the phrase "or I will kill you dead" more than once).

Other suggestions are welcome. As are iTunes gift cards - these songs ain't cheap.