Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
Shhhh...
If you listen closely...
...you can hear the terrycloth screaming.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.
Just give me some credit.
God knows my bank won't.
Moog out.
I am so making my own posters. Thanks for the idea.
ReplyDelete*shrugs* I've seen worse. Like any man in a Speedo. Where is that motivational poster? Huh? Wait. What the hell am I asking for? Nevermind. Momentary lapse in judgement.
ReplyDeleteWhat were you saying? Oh look. Coffee.
you are the King Of Captions.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! No dout about it, you ARE the King of Crap, oops, I mean the King of Captions.
ReplyDeleteYou are terrible!!!! Hahahaha!!
ReplyDeleteoh that is just too funny
ReplyDeleteI'm putting this on my ceiling.
ReplyDeleteHot.
Better screaming terrycloth than a bucket load of buck naked butt there.
ReplyDeleteSo, um, which one is Mrs. Moooooooooooog?
ReplyDelete*ducks*
:)
All I hear is the terrycloth scritch-scratching against their untended bathing suit areas.
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just so you all know...I've commented on each of these TWICE now and Blogger has eaten all of them.
ReplyDeleteSo, just insert some witty fucking comment for each of your own and let's be done with it.
Jesus H. Christ.
Moooog
ReplyDeleteLuckily for you ugly chicks can have nice tits, and your eyes are at perfect tit height.
I imagine for you in college, coyote ugly was a set of fugly saggy pancake boobs.
Great now everyone is calling you "King Moooooog" next thing you know you're gonna make us all bow our heads to your lap before we can comment on your blog!!!
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