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If you've been living in a cave then congrats on figuring out how to get decent wi-fi in the wilderness. If you haven't, then you ...

Hey everyone. First, I need to apologize for getting you guys all excited and posting for, like, 3 weeks straight and then disappearing aga...

So, turns out I have some pretty high-profile backers of my upcoming book. I just got Justin Guarini to endorse "Romantic as Hell"...

Well, it's getting closer to release time (that's what he said), so here you go... The officially almost-final cover of "Roma...