I have yet ANOTHER word accepted into Urban Dictionary!
Burpspeak
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Burpspeak (n):
The words you speak when you burp.
John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer.
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First Holemates and now Burpspeak.
And mom said I'd never amount to anything.
Huh.
She's a pretty smart woman.
ONWARD!!
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Motivate THIS.
(points at crotch)
Nothing to see here today...
...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.
Seriously...
...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.
Here's today's poster for you - a special Halloween edition!
(click to enlarge (that's what she said)):
BOO!
I know.
Scary.
If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.
If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.
Just give me some credit.
God knows my bank won't.
Moog out.
She's sexy ....in her own non sexy way.
ReplyDeleteAww poor girl...and her hair matches her hat. bwwwaaahhhhh
ReplyDeleteShe has light-up vibrators TOO!
ReplyDeleteNo way!
That salesmen told me mine were "one of a kid".
Or maybe he was talking about me.
I just checked out the other motivational posters. Funny shit. And props for the TWSS placement.
ReplyDelete-Joshua
Its almost like, you are a walking dictionary.
ReplyDeletekeep up the great work.
That cone on her head makes her look like the chubby kid at a birthday party, sitting right in front of the cake, with the b-day hat cocked to one side, cause the string is too tight, and it won't stay on straight.
ReplyDeleteMike, I was about to say the same thing...Mooog KNOWS he's hit that with NO hesitation! lol
ReplyDeleteUm how did you get that picture of me????
ReplyDeleteHell, that's about as good as most costumes. Except for the sweet girl dressing like the slut. Now that's worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is when ugly chicks try to dress as something sexy but they just look skanky.
ReplyDeleteEw. EW EW EW.
ReplyDeleteI was totally expecting to see a busty blonde.
tsk tsk
What is going on in here?!?
ReplyDeleteRather than big tits on a bimbo with that come hither look in her eyes you give us a chick holding flashlights with big tips as a big surprise?
Are you feeling okay?
Ahahahhahahahahaah
ReplyDeleteFirst, congrats on your word.
ReplyDeleteBurpspeak should eventually make it into Webster's too, Im sure.
Second, that's my halloween costume and i don't appreciate your making fun. :)
My son is pretty good at burpspeak (for a 7yr old). He can get about halfway through the alphabet on one burp.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations you word coiner you!
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was proud of my "keyrosion" winning the day months ago for Verbotomy (that's what happens when the letters start to wear off your keyboard and your mouse gets bald spots from overuse).
Sexy is as sexy does, so for someone that pic would be sexy. Not me. I am an old happily married woman. Nothing's sexy anymore. LOL
That's like the most AMAAAZING costume evah! Err. Wait. Maybe not. ;)
ReplyDeleteStop by The Screaming Me-Me for some really BIG news! Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteTrue story:
ReplyDeleteA few minutes ago I was drinking a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and let out a giant raucous belch.
Shortly thereafter, I thought to myself, "Awww, man, I should've tried to do some burpspeak! Moooooog would've been so proud."
Sorry.
I'll try to do better next time.
How sexy is she? Depends on just what she's going to do with those light-up orange traffic directing thingies in her hands.
ReplyDeleteTrick or Treat.. Is that a white light coming from your vest? Have a scary evening...
ReplyDeleteAt least she's got her bling on...
ReplyDeleteBurpSpeak?? You're like one of the candidates running for president in my head!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
I used to be able to burp the theme song from Dirty Dancing. Just saying.
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