Friday, June 25, 2010

Penis Poppy Muffin

I'm not feeling creative because I'm out of Vicodin and Tylenol PM (best. cocktail. ever) so all I've got for you today is this picture I took of a muffin my friend Kristin bought in the cafeteria that is, sadly, better hung than I am.


And then I watched her eat it ever so slowly and the day started to shape up just a little bit better.

24 comments:

  1. Jessica7:12 AM

    Chordee.

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  2. Sass7:55 AM

    I don't think I could have eaten it.

    I'm not saying I could have done something else extra-special-and-private-and-oh-my-goodness-who's-your-baker-with it.

    But I don't think I could have eaten it.

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  3. WILLIAM8:41 AM

    There is a joke some where about yeast and making it rise but I can not seem to make it work.

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  4. Jen8:45 AM

    Agree with William, there is a joke somewhere but I'm having a hard time with it too.

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  5. Mike9:14 AM

    Jeez moog, everything is penis with you.

    I bet you flinched at her first bite. Or got excited. Or both.

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  6. MommaKiss9:23 AM

    I have a pan to make them special like that. And I savor the first bite. Every time.

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  7. JD at I Do Things9:25 AM

    I would've started with the tip. A big, hard CHOMP. And then savored the rest slowly.

    Vicodin + Klonopin = BEST COMBO EVER! (Also, you sleep as if you were dead. Which you kind of are.)

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  8. Stephanie Meade Gresham9:34 AM

    is your "muffin" seedy? just want to get an accurate picture here.

    and was there creme involved?

    it's obviously friday.

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  9. Unknown10:34 AM

    penis muffin. mmmmm
    kinda rolls off the tongue nicely.

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  10. Kate11:18 AM

    Wow that muffin is really quite special ha ha

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  11. pattypunker11:30 AM

    well poppy is an opiate and penis is an opitate but i'll stick take the vicodin. crushed if you don't mind. kthanksbye.

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  12. Michelle Faith1:06 PM

    I thought only girls had muffins.

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  13. meleah rebeccah1:06 PM

    Very funny!

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  14. Christina_the_wench1:14 PM

    No filling for the muffin? Sad....

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  15. rachaelgking3:09 PM

    Christina totally beat me to it.

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  16. who wouda thunk it??5:22 PM

    would have liked to see hot butter dripping of the end of it! HA!

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  17. thedavidbeach7:20 PM

    needs more yeast to get the dough to rise....

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  18. thedavidbeach7:21 PM

    drat..william beat me to it... hmm beat may not be the best verb here...

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  19. Mary@Holy Mackerel10:05 PM

    That muffin reminds me of a guy I once knew...

    Never thought I would get to say that. Thanks, Rodney.

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  20. MrsBlogAlot9:16 AM

    All this talk about muffins has made me hungry.

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  21. Pat7:41 PM

    Wow. That's one honking muffin. Bet it tasted good with warm butter on it. Did you see Last Tango in Paris? (Like the way I segued into that?)

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  22. Malach the Merciless10:41 PM

    How well did it fit in your bum?

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  23. Cooking Asshole1:16 AM

    I don't even see how it is possible for a muffin to form like that.

    @pattypunker: Everyone knows that vicodin is cut too heavily with acedamedaphin to crush it and blow it with any success.

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  24. Madge2:38 PM

    Too bad she didn't drink it with the coffee I had last week...
    http://i-madge-ine-the-twaddle.blogspot.com/2011/03/strange-occurrences-in-nature.html

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