
NOTE:
This is a blatant advertisement for that hot bitch, Kathy Griffin who - even though I'm totally not into redheads because I've only ever slept with one and she was my friend's girlfriend in college when he was out sick with mononucleosis (me = awesome friend), I get a free shirt or something for doing this.
ALSO:
Please stay tuned to the end of this post because I'm having only my SECOND CONTEST/GIVEAWAY IN THREE YEARS and, honestly, the shit I'm giving away in this one is better that the shit I was giving away before.
You're welcome.

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I got an email the other day:
To: midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.com
Subject: Kathy Griffin upcoming performance
Hello,
Hope all is well. My name is Mike and I'm a consultant working with
Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood Hotel & Casino.
I loved the site, your "prophetic tea bag incident" article was hilarious.
(Editor's note: BROWN NOSING WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. Nice call, dude.)
I'm reaching out to you today to talk about comedian Kathy Griffin coming to their property to put on a show.

She will be performing on Wednesday, August 11 at 8 p.m. Tickets range from $46 - $76 and are available at the casino or at:
http://www.ticketmaster.com/
I have also included a link directly to the event if you need further info.
If you are interested in posting I actually have some really cool giveaway items you can use on your site for your viewers. I have Hard Rock Hollywood branded t-shirts and watches that you can use.

Any help you can provide in generating some awareness of this would be huge!
- Mike
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Gee.
Free advertising for some millionaire (?) woman on my blog which has garnered me upwards of $7 in Cafepress merchandise revenue.
Sounds SO enticing.
But, hey, it's not every day that Kathy Griffin comes to you asking for your help/penis...

..so..
My reply:
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Mike,
This sounds great, but what do I get out of this?
I mean, honestly, Kathy Griffin has been riding my coattails forever, and I'd like to get a piece of the pie if you know what I'm saying.
If you know what I'm saying, please let me know because I'm actually unclear myself.
Thanks.
Rodney
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So then I figured that was it but then Mike told me I could get a watch or shirt or something out of it (yay!) so I figured what the Hell.
THE CONTEST/GIVEWAY:
All you have to do is to simply add a comment on this post.
That's it.
I will randomly select TWO WINNERS on Friday, August 6th.
The first randomly picked winner will get their choice of a Hard Rock Cafe Watch or Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt...
...and the second winner gets whatever the first person doesn't want.

I'm pretty sure, Kathy Griffin, that you're excluded from this contest...just in case you were wondering.
Good luck, everyone.
I'll be busy fending off Kathy Griffin's advances.
Again.
Moog out.
eeeeuuuummmm k...
ReplyDeleteWell props to being recognized by Hard Rock!!!!! Too bad I'm no where close to go, well maybe if I won tickets... I'm more of a metal girl... (as I rock out making the devil horns just thinking about it)....
I have a love/hate relationship with Kathy Griffin. I mostly love her, but sometimes want to punch her... now gimme the watches damnit ... =]
ReplyDeleteChaaaaa... the last time I entered one of these give aways it was sometime in May and I have not even received the price that allegedly have already been mailed. Pissed about that! Total let down! Learned my lesson there.
ReplyDeleteSo happy for you that you are whoring around for a B list star, but you can keep the shirt and the watch. Yes! I am bitter damn it!!
Wow, now that you are single, the women are falling all over you, huh?
ReplyDeleteHey MOOOOOOOG
ReplyDeleteI wanna a watch.
hee-hee
Who's Kathy Griffin?
ReplyDeleteWasn't she that obnoxious lady on that show with Regis and Phil Hartman (before his wife killed him)?
Maybe I'm confusing two suck ass shows.
Oh wait, she's the chic who had all that plastic surgery and now judges celebrities on the red carpet with her daughter.
No, wait...
You said red haired comedian.
That's right. She's the one with all the stupid props and new steriod muscles.
Kathy should kiss the ground you walk on...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that's not what you had in mind but hey, it's a start (-:
I'm just trying to picture the offspring Kathy and you would produce...
ReplyDeleteOffering up a fancy Hard Rock watch and sharing your disturbingly hot pictures of Kathy Griffin!
ReplyDeleteYou, my friend are have a heart of gold.
Oh, and it must be humbling that Mike is a big fan of your tea bag?
My wife hates Kathy Griffin to an insane degree. I think she's hilarious, just an old, D-List famous, female version of me. Hmmm, only three separations...in my book that's a bulls eye!
ReplyDeleteI love Kathy so hard. I want to be her non-sexual lesbian life partner.
ReplyDeleteRod,
ReplyDeleteI want to win Kathy. If I can't, I'll settle for a watch.
Thanks
best giveaway post I've red! and it's so easy to enter...
ReplyDeleteHere's my simple comment for an entry. :)
ReplyDeleteWeird. Just two days ago my shrink said I reminded her of Kathy Griffin. No idea what that means. Unless my shrink is also treating Kathy Grifith.
ReplyDeleteI thinky Kathy Griffin is just SKAZZY (bad sitcom reference), but maybe it will make my comment stand out?
ReplyDeleteGimme a watch.
ReplyDeleteWe want the watch. And to hang out with Kathy Griffin. Because she is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI love Kathy Griffin 'cause she's everything I'm not - a redhead, thin, and obnoxious!
ReplyDeleteDude! You don't like redheads? I had you pegged for a lover of red hot pepper pubes. However, as long as a girl isn't bald she works for me. Although Sinead O'connor wasn't bad.
ReplyDeleteI am a redhead (you can see a pic of me *sort of* on my site) and I freakin rock the Casbah. Redheads are like tazmanian devils on crack. We can be the crazy chick you know is WILD in bed but if you piss her off, she will chop up your F150 with an axe and set your cat on fire...or not.
ReplyDeleteI too have a love/hate relationship with all redheads really. I hope Nicole Kidman burns at the stake and Julia Roberts will be in my will, cuz you know she needs the money...
Kathy makes me laugh and scares me a little, what else could you want in a woman?
I let the kids pick out my hair color, seems the younger wants me to be a brunette, and the oldest has a thing for red heads. Only the boyfriend likes me blonde. (and stupid?) Do what you will with that information. and I would love the T-shirt. -Julianna
ReplyDeleteIs she still banging Steve Jobs?
ReplyDeleteKathy Griffin? Seriously? Except for the red hair, there's really nothing appealing about her. Either before (when she was uber-homely) or now (that she's been nipped and tucked).
ReplyDeleteAnd don't consider this comment an entry into your contest. If you pick me, pick again and give that crap to someone else. lol!
K-Griff Rocks! I love her. And if I was gay I would TOTALLY "hit that"
ReplyDeleteI'm a HUGE Kathy Griffin fan! Too bad I live so far out in the middle of f*cking nowhere, so I can never see her in concert. And Moog - you are the reason I got into blogging! I LOVE Mental Poo! Or poo of any kind..because, let's be honest, it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI married a redhead because I thought it would make me feel closer to Kathy Griffin, but I guess some bitches are just funnier than others.
ReplyDeleteHard Rock cafes are nice disgusting resturants to have sex with Kathy Griffin in.
ReplyDeletemama needs a new watch!
ReplyDeleteDon't randomly pick my comment because I really don't need any more casino shit. I mean, I live in a casino town and the I'm thick in casino shit. So, pick someone else.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I'm sure the watches won't fit anyway. I have birdy wrists.
What I wanted to say is that Wanda Sykes is coming to my town AND NO ONE HAS CONTACTED ME! What the hell?
Oh, and I have no need for a Hard Rock T-shirt since I'm very happy with my Mental Poo long sleeve T. (It garners far more comments... not to mention odd looks... from strangers than a Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt ever could.)
ReplyDeleteIf Kathy Griffin sewed her mouth shut I'd TOTALLY do her.
ReplyDeleteGimmee a watch now?
If she didn't open her mouth, Kathy would be really hot. But that voice is the next thing to fingernails on a blackboard. But hey, I'm an old man. Maybe a gag?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell, I'll comment for a watch. Even if it is for Kathy Griffin. Griffith. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there were any Hardrock Cafes left in the world. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteI love Kathy Griffin, I have been trying to get her to stop by my blog for years. You'd think she would with all the things we have in common going on but so far no dice. I'm really jealous that Mike didn't contact me, I mean, I'm a fucking redhead for crying out loud, and I have gays!
look it you all popular and shit.
ReplyDeletethis will really help you bring in the chicks.
Seminole=seminol (fluid)
ReplyDeleteHard=WTF
Rock=OH YEAH!
Also this is so random it's cool!
Based on how much I love Kathy Griffin, I must be a gay man.
ReplyDeleteThat explains a lot.
Actually, it doesn't.
Kathy Griffin totally rocks! And I AM a lesbian and I'd TOTALLY hit that.
ReplyDeleteReally, you should get out more. Redheads are awesome. That is of course until they decide to cheat on you and leave, but then you're single again and can find an even better girlfriend.
coooommmment!
ReplyDeleteFirst, the bad news, Moog: Kathy Griffin's a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteSecond, the good news: She might like your new pink bathroom and your new gerbil's pink house, and you might be able to convince her to do something inappropriate to you if you give her liquor and then let her watch the L Word or Women Behind Bars 7 with you on your new 46-inch flat-screen TV.
You're welcome.
Oooo two of the great comedians are joining forces! count me in! luv u Mooooog-ie
ReplyDeleteI would love to see her show but I'm pretty sure she isn't allowed in the Bible Belt.
ReplyDeleteSo this IS legit?? I'm still confused as to whether it's spam.
ReplyDeleteBut you are funnier than Kathy Griffin so it's only natural she'd come to you for support.
Not into redheads either, but a free watch? Sure.
ReplyDeleteCan I win her boobs?
ReplyDeleteI could use a new timepiece
ReplyDeleteI <3 Kathy Griffin! (of course, you too)
ReplyDelete