Before I start today:
I am the featured blogger on "Questions for a Blogger" on Studio 30-Plus.
It's incredibly funny.
Duh.
ONWARD!!
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It all started with this Tweet I did on a Wednesday morning:
Got a "Phobe Light" instead of a strobe light. When it's on, homosexuals and spiders look like they're moving in slow motion.
The next thing I know, I'm taking the day off of work and downloading pictures of clowns and spiders and homosexuals and Weird Al Yankovic and..
..well..
Maybe you should just watch it.
Here you go:
PRESENTING THE PHOBE LIGHT!
So, um. Yep.
That was what I did on a Tuesday.
Just be thankful I didn't take the Tweet I did about Orville Redenbacher's poop and make it a movie.
Even SCARIER.
Moog out.
I don't know why exactly but I'm looking forward to your entry for my getaway....I have a feeling my hubby will like it too!
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That was a great video. I want one of those phobe lights.
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of sounding like a total sycophant, that interview is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the video! That pic of Carrot Top scared the poop out of me. Why is he so creepy/fugly/freaky???
ReplyDeleteafter watching that, i can not believe for 5 secs that i actually trusted your judgment for the barbie videos.
ReplyDeleteGreat. Just frickin' great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about clowns and Carrot Top. Which are kind of the same thing. Except Carrot Top is scarier.
ReplyDeleteSara Jessica Parker IS scary! *shudder*
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with you? Seriously. Have you been tested? By a professional? Just curious.
ReplyDeletevery funny interview! i hope it gets you laid. for the record, i, too would work for nuthin if it involved sexually satisfying scarlett johansen.
ReplyDeletealso, the phobe light could totally use a palin setting. scary monsters.
I want one! Spiders and Carrot Top will scare all the little snots away from my house on Halloween.
ReplyDeleteGah! Sarah Jessica Parker! Run for your lives!
ReplyDeleteSo when do they fire you again?
ReplyDelete^ 5 - great video !
ReplyDeleteCanadianBlogger: DONE. I can taste that bacon now...
ReplyDeleteDazee: BUT THEY'RE SO SCARY!
Brutalism: Awww. (blushes)
Brooke: Carrot Top scares the poop out of everyone.
Speaking: You cut me real deep right then, woman.
Kelly: You're welcome.
Andy: If you say 'SJP' to the mirror 3 times, she comes and tries to have sex with you.
Scary shit.
Christina: You're just jealous.
Patty: Sarah Palin is featured in the Moob Lights.
JJ: ..and some men!
Miss Yvonne: I can't run quickly enough.
Malach: As soon as they find out where I sit. I keep moving.
Midwestern: Thanks!!
Funny video, but I'm not sure it's politically correct.
ReplyDeleteOkay...ya got me. I retweeted the video. Very funny. Maybe even funnier is that from a random tweet, you spent the rest of the day doing it. My kinda guy.
ReplyDeleteI love that you added Sarah Jessica Parker at the end for the spooky finale!
ReplyDeleteSorry. I simply cannot and will not watch anything that involves spiders. Seriously, I will freak out.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, that interview was one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read. you. rule.
Great work on the vid midgetman!
ReplyDeleteYour Tweets kill me.....and the cameo of the midget wrester in your video made my heart race, not because I was scared, but because I have a crush on Peter Dinklage.
ReplyDeleteI just signed up to your blogs rss feed. Will you post more on this subject?
ReplyDeleteDude,you should definitely market those.
ReplyDeleteI would totally buy one, if I wasn't afraid of ordering shit online.
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