Anti-Semitic Sudoku

It's a ritual every morning.

Get up.

Get coffee.

Get the urge to...you know...RELEASE.

Go to the bathroom.

Start playing with myself while sitting on the toilet.

I like to play the Cryptoquote first, and then the Sudoku puzzle.

Yeah. Sudoku.

What were you thinking?

Sick bastards.

I love you all.

So..the morning sudoku puzzle in my newspaper usually is done so that the numbers in the puzzle make some sort of picture.

Like this:


Or..

Like this one:


But then the other morning...

I get this one:


The fuck?

I can NOT figure out what this is.

I even tried blurring my vision by pouring vodka straight into my eye sockets which not ONLY worked but also had the effect of me driving my car directly into a busload of children later that day.

Different post.

I couldn't figure it out so I drew lines connecting all the numbers which gives me this:


I stared at this for a while.

I could only come up with this:


Admittedly, "Jazz Hands Sudoku" is probably a bit of a stretch so I erased all the lines and shit and started over.

Um.

And then...

IT HIT ME.

A horror so unspeakable..I don't even have the words.

So I will show you:


..becomes...


I know.

SHOCKING.

A pro-Hitler Sudoku!!

Or...as the white supremacists call it:

Jew-doku.

I will be calling the newspaper and reporting the guy who made this thing as soon as I figure out this fucking crossword puzzle.

Anyone know a six letter word for "German Dictator?"

Nevermind. I'll just Google it.