So obviously this is bullshit so I go to their webpage, msomarketing.com, and see this:
There are no working links on this page other than "Privacy Policy" which although it was pretty long and I didn't really read it I think it says something like, "our policy is to keep everything we do private."
Way to ignore my email, bitch.
No response yet.
Apparently easels are tougher to get than I thought.
The thing that bothers me the most about it is the "2.95$". She must be a foreigner.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why she ignored your emails.
I simply must have a pair of fish flops
ReplyDeleteElyse is really a 10 year old child laborer and cannot understand your cunning response, which was brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThat is hysterical. I got the same original email, but clearly my response was boring and didn't catch her attention. Your's was awesome!
ReplyDeleteAs if I needed another reason to NOT buy anything from Overstock.
ReplyDeleteSD
simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com
I had a Bob Ross Pube perm once. ONCE.
ReplyDeleteFish flip flops? Like I need another part of me smelling like tuna.
ReplyDeleteI meant my breath, perv.
Don't give up hope! She is most likely trying to find you the items you request. She is also pondering your date idea. *lol*
ReplyDeleteSarah: Shit like this is why I voted for John McCain.
ReplyDeletePhelony: Sure thing. They're 2.95$.
Elyse: WHORE!
Fortunes: Great. Now here comes Dateline NBC.
Again.
BigSis: I like to think that I like to think in circles.
I totally just Tweeted that.
Simple: I love the chick in the commercials, though.
mmmm. Big 'O' indeed.
Sister: Up top? Or down below?
SEND PICTURES.
Elly: Um.
ew.
Onemixedbag: What's there to ponder? Have you seen me? I'm magnificent.*
*personal opinion**
**fact
Thanks for posting this. I have a creative presentation tomorrow and I think an easel and a giant checkmark will really help sell my idea to the client.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure your fish flops are going to give me nightmares. I think you should make lobster flops and really scare the crap out of her.
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! I seem to be getting tons of spam all of a sudden; what's up with that?
ReplyDeleteOh...and thanks for the review!
I snorted so hard at one point reading this that I inhaled a cornflake. Thanks a LOT. And well that chick did initiate this whole thing so she should really expect fish sandals and offers of stalking love, no? I love how her response 100% ignored your email. She must have been in a tizzy of terror. :)
ReplyDeleteYours in Christ... you kill me!!!!
ReplyDeleteSaying I've missed you wouldn't even begin to cover it!
You get all the good shit....
ReplyDeleteI'm in awe that someone could 1) still get an easel; and 2) make a big ass check mark.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe she turned you down. I also can't believe it's taking her so long to respond.
so, I snort when I laugh. and throughout the email, I was snorting. copiously. yes, there was copious snorting.
ReplyDeleteand then I got to #5. whereupon I guffawed. that doesn't happen often. guffaws deserve some kind of special, magical prize. I'll have to think of something.
then I got to, "yours in Christ." at which point I laughed so hard I scared my sick cat and now she's hiding. I guess Jesus scares her.
I hope it was worth it.
You always have THE BEST replies to Spammers! HA!
ReplyDeletePS: Overstock has free shipping.
I wish I had the balls to do this. I never respond sarcastically like I want to on account of my weird fear of offending strangers.
ReplyDeleteThey found you because you offer both the services they cater too:
ReplyDeleteThis post is just an example of how educational your site is and as for marketing, I got an idea: Fish flops + beach = $$$.
But what about the discount?
ReplyDeleteDid we ever find out if that's Elyse in the picture? If so, she's pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteI want that discount code ASAP... oh yeah... and a pair of those fish flip flops...size 8 please.
ReplyDelete"yours in Christ"- now I get it... you use the fish flip flops to walk on water... that's why you ended it with "yours in Christ"
Revelation- midgetmanofsteel aka Jesus
Well, thank you for clearing up the mystery of Elyse. I got the same e-mail and thought "Hey, if you have some questions just ask them." Then I deleted it.
ReplyDeleteLove the sandals. Where can I get some?
:-)
ReplyDeleteShe contacted me as well!
Oh, Elyse, Elyse, Elyse. So fickle.
Pearl
Can't believe Elyse completely ignored your offer to fly to her and begin a loving, deeply satisfying relationship.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch must be made of stone.
Wait a minute - a free ticket on Southwest? Give me call sometime.
ReplyDeleteYou can use the ticket to come see me. :)
ReplyDeleteYou've Got: No problem. I get royalties.
ReplyDeleteVapid: I have crab flops but they're totally not shoes.
I've said too much.
Eva: You're welcome.
Kage: blah blah blah please describe your avatar!!
Veggie: Is that, like, a new drug trend?
Mrsblogalot: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Daffy: "Good" is a relative term.
Little Ms: I know. Like my self-esteem couldn't get any lower.
andy: wtf. you're the second woman who snorted during this. Were you also eating corn flakes?
Meleah: Will they free ship me an easel?!
Yvonne: Offending strangers is what I live for. Well..offending anyone, really.
Vinny C: Let's run with this!! I'll need some start up capital, of course.
Kimber: ooh..cat fight?
Malach: I know. I'm so confused.
Chris: SHE WON'T RESPOND!!
Typical, really.
Life in the mom: You've solved the midgetman code!
injaynes: Come see me and Vinny C in a couple of months. I think he's working on it.
Pearl: I love the word 'fickle.'
fickle fickle fickle
God, that was amazing.
Didactic: Wait. Are you saying she's also mythical?!
Jessica: Aren't you married? You sure he doesn't mind watching?
JJ: HA! Opportunity LOST!
Bikram: I can? You're bendy, too, aren't you?
*calling Southwest now
Got something to tell you, Moooooog. Elyse is bisexual.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she wants me in a bad way.
I got that same fucking email a couple of weeks ago. I asked what she wanted and got the same form response.
ReplyDeleteI should have written back asking for the Overstock.com woman's used panties. I like your conversations with Elyse much better.
I laughed so hard I could feel my uterus exploding.
ReplyDeleteI have two easels, but I will never let that bitch Elyse have them. They're MINE! Also, I have weird dreams.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought Elyse just wrote to me because I was special! But seriously, is it too late for me to order a pair of those fish flip flops from you for Christmas? They're the perfect gift for the kid who has everything!
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