I remember the first time I heard the phrase and had no idea what they were talking about. I asked if it was like oak or ash and everyone looked at me like I was an alien, probably much like the way you people are looking at me now.
But thank goodness I was educated and enlightened from that point on and have since been corrupted. It makes things more fun.
Honestly-who wouldn't get this!? Wood wasted is enough to bring any man to tears...and right now as a single girl in a dry spell-well it's a sin against all things good in the world!
*guffaw*
ReplyDeleteHahaha...who wouldnt get that?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know who doesn't get it too. Are there youngsters reading? Gosh, hope not. Nice cartoon.
ReplyDeleteLove it - a damn masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteAwe, the sad passing of wood.
ReplyDelete*wipes a tear*
mourning wood... teehee... O_O
ReplyDeleteCrack of dawn - or sunRISE? ohh...that was bad.
ReplyDeleteI remember the first time I heard the phrase and had no idea what they were talking about. I asked if it was like oak or ash and everyone looked at me like I was an alien, probably much like the way you people are looking at me now.
ReplyDeleteBut thank goodness I was educated and enlightened from that point on and have since been corrupted. It makes things more fun.
you dirty, dirty boy.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice...
ReplyDeletehollow be thy urethra?
ReplyDeleteYay Oak! Tee Hee.......
ReplyDeletePlease explain this is small words. Some of us are stupid.
ReplyDeleteYou sure it's not a twig versus the whole tree? C'mon. We won't judge. Much.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Dawn's husband isn't happy because you are a cover hog.
ReplyDeleteheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ReplyDeleteyou are hilarious
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that is all
As usual you make me chuckle!
ReplyDelete-->You crack me up.
ReplyDeletei don't get it. how come the tree in the painting looks phallic?
ReplyDeleteone of your facebook trollings from an earlier post made it to failbook.com- congratulations! you are even more famous than before!
ReplyDeletehttp://failbook.failblog.org/2011/03/30/funny-facebook-fails-sex-iinnn-spaaaaacceeee/
This looks suspiciously like a Far Side. Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteIf you are Scandinavian it could be Norwegian wood.
ReplyDeleteYou cry every morning too?
ReplyDeleteThis was a great post to, um, wake up to in the morning...
ReplyDeleteI don't get mourning wood.
ReplyDelete(That's what she said) yeeck, can we bury that phrase? All apologies.
I get it.
ReplyDeleteEvidently you aren't.
I told my married friend that It's too bad I'm not in a steady relationship cuz of my morning wood.
ReplyDeleteHe told me that married men never get to use it either.
Lose -lose.
I heard somewhere that "Morning Wood" was the original concept for the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood."
ReplyDeleteGives new meaning to "A Hard Day's Night" also.
So roll over and give him some, too.
ReplyDeleteDon't complain too loudly Moog, you know how God pays attention to you.
ReplyDeleteIf you complain too much about morning wood you might get acquainted with the phrase "don't know what you got till it's gone."
You'll really mourn the wood when it's gone.
ReplyDeleteHonestly-who wouldn't get this!? Wood wasted is enough to bring any man to tears...and right now as a single girl in a dry spell-well it's a sin against all things good in the world!
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ReplyDeleteMorning what??? ; )
ReplyDeleteAwwww, you poor thing.
ReplyDelete;)
That just made my day!
ReplyDeleteI'm posting too late - all the good puns & quips have been used.
ReplyDelete...very funny!
Well played.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the "mere cat" picture.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeletePoor Mourning Wood.
BA-RILLIANT.
ReplyDeleteMy husband works first shift in a saw mill, and their softball team was called morning wood. Still makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteCouldnt agree more with that, very attractive article
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