From: "Chili's" ChilisCorp@Chilis.fbmta.com
Take 30 seconds to answer this survey and you could win a $50 Chili's Gift Card!!
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Please note that I no longer have a wife nor anything that resembles a sheepdog.
But their burgers ARE pretty good so I guess I know what I'm spending my $50 on.
nomnomnom.
If you don't win after that, I will fucking well make you a burger myself. I'll send it to you in the post (or via email). It'll probably pick up a shit load of dog hair and gravel on the way, but you'll still enjoy it (or if you don't, you must LIE).
ReplyDeleteBased on that response I would give you a lifelong pass to Chili's. I've never eaten at Chili's, do they add beans to theirs?
ReplyDeleteSnort :) Pretty soon you're going to be (in)famous with every news station and goddamn eatery in the U.S. At least I hope so. Also, it's wrong how pleased I am by the notion that the main thing recommending their food is "it doesn't have a dog hair in it". Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteWell, that's as resounding a recommendation as I've heard in some time.
ReplyDeleteIf no dog hair is a positive - what does the inclusion of human hair rate?
ReplyDeleteI'm still undecided which place makes me hate life more, Chilis, Applebees or 99s.
ReplyDeleteIn conculsion, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back...
ribs.
-->Hoping you get a hamburger made from a cow vs. a dogburger.
ReplyDeleteI hear Chili's has a strict No-Sheepdog policy. Mostly because they refuse to wear a hair net when making burgers.
ReplyDeleteI'm sending you my vacuum cleaner bag with MY dog hair in it. I don't want you to feel alone.
ReplyDeleteNext time, share something about that rash you have too. They seem to care.
I'm guessing they won't want your comments for advertising purposes. Just a guess though.
ReplyDeletePRETTY sure they should just go ahead and give you all five of the gift cards.
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth would you want $50.00 to spend at Chiles, when you could possibly win the same amount for McDonald's.
ReplyDeleteNo comparison.
Quirks is right, $50 will go further in McDonald's,
ReplyDeletebut then again so will the bochelism.
I suspect we will see a whole new Chili's add featuring Mental Poo endorsing their burgers with a sheepdog in the background!
ReplyDeleteI was getting all confused because I didn't think you had a wife because...well anyways, I don't eat at chilis.
ReplyDeleteHope u win...I'd give it to you
I would so totally select you as the winner! lol
ReplyDeleteYou might add that their burgers are roach free (oh, you don't have roaches up there do ya?) and you have never found a finger in your fries. High compliments down here.
ReplyDeleteAwesome, dude! Thanks for the Friday morning hangover laugh!
ReplyDeleteCaleb
WINNING!
ReplyDeletei brush my teeth with dog hair, so yeah i believe you have substantiated your 8 rating quite well in your comments.
ReplyDeleteYour posts inspire me to do the same. Next time I get one of these comment cards, I'll have fun filling it out.
ReplyDeleteI've also included my local FOX affiliate on my facebook page and am waiting for the perfect "zing" opportunity.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but flat-ass copying shouldn't be allowed, I suppose.
Good thing we live in completely different areas!
You know we all want to hear about the vomit burgers now.
ReplyDeleteTruly Inspirational!!!
ReplyDeleteIn more ways than one, as I will now make a better effort to keep dog hair out of our food.