Monday, April 04, 2011

Dear Steve Jobs: You're Welcome

Since Steve Jobs is out on leave these days, I took the liberty of coming up with some rejected spin-off games following the 'Angry Birds' craze.

Enjoy.

angry mel gibson game

angry tea party game

angry charlie sheen game


Weird shit in my head?

There's an app for that.

30 comments:

  1. Mental poop indeed.
    Great pick-up for my crappy Monday, thanks.
    I'm in agreement on most things involving Nicolas Cage.

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  2. I'm a little surprised you forgot the ANGRY EX-WIVES and/or HUSBANDS category.

    You're sorta crazy...ya know?

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  3. My question is why on earth were these games rejected? Someone's head is gonna roll...

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  4. Sadder still is I would probably play ANY of those.

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  5. I think you may have forgotten "Bejeweled Britney"...

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  6. Ooooh, do Lindsey Lohan and angry jewelry store owners next!

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  7. I wish I could play any of those on my blackberry. le sigh

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  8. I would pay any amount of money just to make Charlie Sheen go away permanently. Seriously.

    Ok. That had nothing to do with this post. I just had to get that out. Thanks.

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  9. Nice touch on the score for Charlie...

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  10. Lady: I mean, "Drive Angry?" Nic..it's like you're not even trying any more.

    Lynn: I know. I know.

    Yay me.

    Cassie: You're right. I should be RICH.

    Ed: Why is that sad?

    Cruella: Great. There goes my concentration for the day.

    Opto: Ooooooh.

    Dazee: I want to play on your berry, too.

    Wait. What?

    Christina: There. I'm all about alleviating stress in any way possible.

    *wink

    Elly: It's all about the details.

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  11. should try to work on an app that will literally put us directly to the shit that happens in your head.


    no wait probably best that doesn't happen.

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  12. This was definitley mental poop!

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  13. I need an app where I can launch shit at the French. You got one of those?

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  14. What about Angry Local Fox News Affiliates knocking down little Mental Poos?

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  15. heeeeeeeeeeee

    love it!!


    that is all

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  16. Hahaha Charlie wasn't the only one winning with that post!

    The Nic Cage one pleased me so greatly I bounced up and down and may have pulled something in my boobular region.

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  17. Very, very funny. Thanks for making me laugh!

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  18. LMFAO that was hilarious. I play the game every day. Not sure if I should be proud or feel pathetic.

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  19. Mel Gibson taught Charlie Sheen everything he knew. And then Mel and Charlie begat Britney and Lindsay. Amen.

    Sarah xxx

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  20. oh my god. you're brilliant...fucking brilliant.

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  21. LOL. The last one is my fav; so unexpected yet so true!

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  22. I love the doctored Hasidic Jews in the Mel Gibson version.

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  23. HAA! You could make a fortune on your weird app!

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  24. Please don't ever get a job where they have you working all day. How would we get shit like this otherwise?

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  25. jeb2887:08 PM

    I'll take Angry Nicholas Cage for $200.

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  26. I would play all of these games. Please create them for me, Midget Man of Steel.

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  27. Alright, I have done some research.

    These angry birds kill pigs?

    It's a game?

    Hmmm.

    Yeah, I don't get it.

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  28. Thank you! This is the best spin off of Angry Birds. There is nothing more that I want to see than Sara Pailin's head hitting some blocks loose.

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  29. Think that the Nicolas Cage one is my favorite!

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