Why? Let me freeze-frame a couple of seconds of it for you:
Do you see it?
If you don't, then obviously your brain doesn't work like mine.
This is probably a good thing.
Here...let me outline it for you:
Sure it's a loveseat, but for a very special kind of 'love.'
Nice choice of pillow for the commercial, Barry.
I don't know, but even with their 'Underprices,' I feel like if I buy a couch here, I'm gonna get reamed.
You are hilarious, I woke up in a bad mood and need to just keep reading your posts for a while until I'm happy enough to be nice to people today. And I searched the screen before scrolling and totally missed the pillow message.
ReplyDeleteWow.. first my friend posts on FB that "Listening is an act of Love" and I TOTALLY read it as "Listening TO an act of Love"... and now Anal on the love seat... It's going to be a FANTASTIC DAY! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope it is stain-guarded at least!
ReplyDeleteIt was the first thing I saw.
ReplyDeleteShit.
Eyes were immediately drawn to the word. Cripe, do I think like you and, is this a good thing or bad thing?
ReplyDeleteI was looking for everything that could be construed as filthy and I never saw the anal. I did think maybe you meant his hand position in the top pic suggested invisible jacking off. But alas, I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteI scanned over the photo and thought the following: Old Man With Parkinsons, Creepy statue, Anal Pillow, wait...anal pillow? Awesome. You need something to bite during to smother the screams.
ReplyDeleteI think you meant you would get RIMMED not reamed. No?
I love that they haven't pulled this commercial so every time it airs I'm, like, "ANAL!"
ReplyDeleteWhich is what I yell during most commercials anyway.
Stupid Tourettes.
Also, Knight..MARRY ME.
because I have such a dirty mind, I spotted it right off. But only because your mind is as rotten as mine. :)
ReplyDeletePerfect seat for back door guests.
ReplyDeleteJust showing guests where to sit.
ReplyDeleteNo one's mind works quite like yours! lol
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha! I didn't even have to LOOK - I spotted it right away. I'm not sure what that says about me, but I can't quit laughing!
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOD I read your blog and tweets too much!!
ReplyDeleteANAL was the first thing I saw!
AHH.
Next thing I know, I'll start thinking of you and your comments/quotes randomly during any sexual encounters I may have....
Good. Grief.
You didn't run right out and buy it?
ReplyDeleteI saw it right away. What does that say about me? ((Looking into self introspectively))
ReplyDeleteThat couch is going to be ruined.
www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com
Moog,
ReplyDeletebe careful what you wish for. If Knight marries you I wouldn't give a nickel for your life. Can't you see by her pictue? 'Knight' is just her alias. It's Miss Scarlett, still on the run from offin' Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick!
Is this the Ramsbottom model?
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! And yes, that the very first thing I noticed as well when I looked at the pic. Mind.In.Gutter!
ReplyDeleteEvery time that I see this dude and his Seagal ponytail, I think: "RETIRED PORN STAR".
ReplyDeleteSo this makes perfect sense. Good eye.
Anyways, as local furniture ads go, they're ALMOST as creepy as Bernie and Phyl's, and infintely less annoying than Bob and his discount SHIT furniture, with that bimbo Vanna White knockoff.
Now if you will excuse me, I am about to cry myself to sleep singing that BOCH Toyota song.
"OUR COSTS ARE LESS SO WE CAN SELL FOR LESS, ERNIE BOCH JUNIOOOOOOOR, COME ON DOWOOWWWWN, EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR..."
And so on and so forth. Forever.
buahahaha nice catch...you have an eye for anal...wait....
ReplyDeleteCount me amongst those who DID see it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't have enough money for therapy.
You paying?
You should.
Saw straight off and then went and made sure my couch did not have an anal pillow.
ReplyDeleteAnd the thought of Barry and an anal pillow will probably haunt me now for the rest of the day into the night and beyond.
Thanks Moooooog35
White is kind of a poor choice for upholstery, no?
ReplyDeleteOnly YOU would notice THAT! Ahahahhahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteThere are some days when all that I can say is, I love the way your mind works.
ReplyDeletejust make sure its teathered so you dont have to go ass spelunking
ReplyDeleteor maybe thats part of the game - who am i to judge
if i told you i saw it right away would you believe me?
What a loving gift for the girl/guy who lives by, "face down, ass up"
ReplyDeleteOMG I can't keep up with the comments today, so I don't think I'm going to even try.
ReplyDeleteExcept this one:
SumSum: Just let me know your shipping address.
I saw it immediately and I am not even a guy.
ReplyDeleteI think we should more worried about why a white haired man owns a statue of a human head.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot unsee anything once you go to that store.
First thing I saw too!! lol too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThis company went out of business six months ago. Apparently, their accounts were in arrears.
ReplyDeleteThis explains why Jordan's Furniture will only deliver through the back door... good catch Rodney!
ReplyDeleteOh dear , my mind works like yours, spotted it straight away I'm now not sure if I should hang my head in shame , be proud of my quick eyes and thinking or worry deeply about myself! Perhaps all 3 are in order .
ReplyDeleteOh I'll marry you Moog. You know I will.
ReplyDeleteI saw it! I totally saw it!
ReplyDeleteWow! What does that say about me? lol!
Expanding their demographic apparently.
ReplyDeleteIn college I did a report on subliminal advertising. You would be surprised at what images advertisers put in print ads and commercials.
ReplyDeleteGood catch.
I'm a sick and peverted woman...I saw it right away! hahaha. Loved this post.
ReplyDeleteI think this is where you would say, 'Touche, Salesman.' How did you even spot this? I know they say sex sells, but even in furniture commercials now? Come on!
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I noticed. Before I even finished scrolling down or reading.
ReplyDeleteEven thought, "Huh, that couch comes with an anal pillow. Wonder how that works?"
Well I thought he was holding on to his penis, having a kind of walking wank, so the work anal on a pillow was MUCH better than what I was thinking....
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that I noticed it before I scrolled down? It jumped right out at me, like a long lost friend that I've found once again.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you're looking out for us consumers!
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that I spotted it before I even began reading the post...sigh...
ReplyDeleteWow. Honestly, I couldn't make out what was written. Time for an eye exam.
ReplyDeleteI bet they charge extra for that.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog! I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment and i agree with Lynn MacDonald... Now Foods
ReplyDeleteLast year, I promised someone anal for his next birthday. It's 3 weeks away now so that's ALL I'm thinking about. I spotted it right away and wish I could get my hands on an anal pillow for the big day ...
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