Subsequently, once in a while, I'll get Instant Messages from her asking a question.
Sadly, none of them are, like, "We banging today?"
Work SUCKS.
Regardless, Kristin will IM me with valid, serious questions about work.
And THIS, folks...is why my gravestone will simply say:

Here you go:

This probably explains why we're not banging.
What an asshole.
Thank god i don't work with you
ReplyDeleteBet she knows when to use You're instead of your... so she's better than me!
ReplyDeleteShe's totally banging you in your dreams.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure she's not banging you because her husband is so awesome he cleans up her carseat after she sharts all over it, if I remember her guest post correctly.
ReplyDeleteThat sir, is hard to compete with.
Are they hiring at your work? You know I would send "We Banging Today?" messages.
ReplyDeleteIf you were an actual genius you wouldn't make her feel dumb. You'd make her feel smart & sexy & appreciated and whatever other tokens it takes to open the turnstile. That's how you get laid, dood. (Obviously this is the non-Rockstar, non-pro athlete method)
ReplyDeleteWhat? Nothing about serving HER radius? It's like your not even trying anymore, Rod. The heavenly hoover hasn't happened yet!
ReplyDeleteAnd they STILL pay you....amazing....
ReplyDeletelaughing: pretty sure that's why I didn't make it to 300.
ReplyDeleteLynn: couldn't handle the sexual tension?
Kerri: hey babe!
Trucking: Dude..scroll DOWN.
You rednecks. Jesus.
Ed: I KNOW.
Mike: But her husband is probably gay. We're both pretty positive of that.
Knight: We're hiring.
:)
notactually: nothing works with her. I'm considering Tea Party membership just to get a potential nipple slip.
Elly: I know. I'm all about my own LDAP.
Christina: I KNOW RIGHT?!
LOL! OMG, when you're not googling alphabetically, you're stating the obvious sarcastically over IM. I think you are my new favorite person.
ReplyDeleteSounds exactly like you! lol
ReplyDeleteWhy is it when we point out simple facts & correct minor errors that makes us assholes? I mean, she did misspell genius.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
She moved to be closer to HR, didn't she?
ReplyDeleteIts a damn Poor mind that can only think of one way to spell jeaniouse
ReplyDeleteAhem. Scrolled. Sorry. I get excited easy.
ReplyDeleteI want that headstone!!! In my front yard, no less. AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's secretly Canadian...
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