Monday, May 30, 2011

I Can't Even be Serious Buying Homeowner's Insurance

So I was in the process of buying a house (read: planning on being in deep deep bone-crushing debt) which required me to get homeowner's insurance because GOD FORBID someone is stupid enough to get really really shitfaced and fall off my back deck.

Twice.

*looks in mirror

So I make some calls and get a good quote and get this email from the agent:



So like a good doobie I fill out the app and sign it and fax it and am about to email Courtney back to tell her I did it when I notice THIS:



Hence, my reply:



She didn't email me back.

I hope she didn't fall off my deck.

That would suck. Especially since I don't think this policy is effective yet.

18 comments:

  1. Pearl10:13 AM

    Very nice. :-)

    The woman has no sense of humor -- how can you get your home owner's insurance through her?!

    Pearl

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  2. SarcasmInAction10:18 AM

    If she can't figure out your humor, then maybe you should try AFLAC. Bet that duck finds you funny.

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  3. Unknown11:03 AM

    Love it. Poor Courtney is now shaking in her shoes that a stalker is after her!

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  4. Mrs. Pickle12:01 PM

    Holy hell that was fantastic!


    picklesinmyass.blogspot.com

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  5. Anonymous12:59 PM

    HAHAHA You're so screwed if you fill out every application like that!!!

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  6. Stacey1:25 PM

    I see many years of apartment living in your future.

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  7. Chris2:27 PM

    Maybe if you let her know that the restraining order in question was actually against Jessica?

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  8. Opto-Mom2:41 PM

    But aren't you going to miss your apartment neighbors? I can't believe you would leave all that awesomeness!

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  9. Vicky9:07 PM

    Insurance people missed out on the humor gene......

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  10. Ally9:24 PM

    dood, that's hil-air! too funny!

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  11. Christina_the_wench8:57 AM

    I am SURE she has never been asked that before. (snickers)

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  12. MommaKiss10:04 AM

    You don't need insurance. Live dangerously, kid.

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  13. meleah rebeccah10:27 AM

    I worked in the insurance industry for 7 years. Sadly, those people do NOT have a sense of humor.

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  14. A Vapid Blonde1:33 PM

    My home owners insurance are two mastiffs, an AR-15 and a ditch. Fall off my and that's the end of that story.

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  15. A Vapid Blonde1:33 PM

    haaa, just kidding.

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  16. badlarry9:26 PM

    Oh moog, man you blew it.

    Now you'll never know for sure if Jessica liked the voodoo doll you made for her that you stuffed with your pube shavings.

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  17. Ed12:18 AM

    Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

    And fuck'em doggie style if they can.

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  18. jack mehoff2:06 PM

    actually, courtney and i have the same lavish choice in careers.

    you could buy homeowners ins from me and call me a pigfucker and i would laugh with you

    its actually a special were running right now....ridiculous prices and pigfuckers for agents.

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