Thursday, June 30, 2011

His Woody will Steal Your Soul (Patent Pending)

Co-worker sent out this email the other day to my group:



Attached were these pictures:





To which I responded:





Valid question.





Surprisingly, no one in my group really talks to me outside of email.

Weird.

15 comments:

  1. -->I'm going to start including you on my work distribution emails just for the commentary.

    ReplyDelete
  2. They're just jealous of your awesomeness. Right?

    ReplyDelete
  3. What would you do with a soul's woody? Er, yea.

    ReplyDelete
  4. He just sent you those cause he knows how much you like a big woody.

    ReplyDelete
  5. hahaha awesome, hadn't considered a soul catcher...so much simpler

    ReplyDelete
  6. I think I could use a woody catcher.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Growing up, I always marveled at the phenomenon of famous people who saved their correspondence and later published them. To their credit, many letters got published after their deaths, but the people still had to go through the hassle of copying their own outgoing letters and filing them. Who DOES that? What kind of ego or OCD propels a person to save a copy of every little scribble? It's fascinating to have that link to the past, but what would give someone the foresight to archive all that stuff?

    Now, reading Rodney's emails...I get it. I totally understand. This stuff needs to be saved, for our children's children. And their kids. At least so they can research what a slang word for "erection" was in 2011.

    Dude, you're our generation's Hemingway.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Or how about those that accidentally press REPLY ALL and write more foolisheness than they are supposed to?

    ReplyDelete
  9. It's a common misconception that crows & ravens are the only couriers of souls to the afterlife. Woodpeckers were outsourced in the late 90's and are still trying to prove their worth.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I'm guessing Woody thought that was a soul-catching bird feeder.

    ReplyDelete
  11. god, why don't I get awesome emails at work like you.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous6:22 AM

    I think that woodpecker totally wants to get in the hot air balloon. It'd give him a great vantage point to cruise the ladies.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous10:33 AM

    I have long suspected that woodpeckers are in the soul-claiming business. We already knew they were assholes, but little did we guess they were after our eternal remains...

    ReplyDelete
  14. another good way to capture souls: be a director, producer or publisher.

    of course writer souls really aren't worth much.

    ReplyDelete
  15. I just stumbled upon your blog recently and wanted to thank you for all the laughs so far- you're very entertaining!

    ReplyDelete