Microsoft Paint is my copilot.
Enjoy.

I contemplated not captioning this thing but everyone I showed it to was, like, 'Is that a state? It looks like Florida. What are the green things on the table. OH THEY'RE KEYS! Okay, yeah..it's funny.'
Me: *writes caption*
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PROLOGUE
I'm just realizing how accurate this cartoon really is after the Goddamn Casey Anthony verdict.
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-->I needed the caption. I was thinking it was Hawaii at first. *duh*
ReplyDeleteCome on, everyone knows Florida is orange.
ReplyDeleteI was totally thinking is was a fucked up Gumby.
ReplyDeleteThe caption helped.
I for one needed the caption!
ReplyDeleteI thought Gumby was melting in the heat!
It IS funny, now that I get it....
So funny! Glad the caption was there.
ReplyDeleteI totally thought that was gumby.
ReplyDeleteThen I looked again and saw that it was Florida.
But I needed help because this wasn't dirty and I'm used to dirty from you, right?
Great!!!!! Clearly Florida's been out late drinking again!
ReplyDeleteI got it immediately. But my dad lives in Key Largo.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the Depends.
ReplyDeletelol growing up in FLA I just shared this with everyone in my family.
ReplyDeleteawesome except I'm not sure Florida would have books on it's table. lol
Who the hell is married to Florida?
ReplyDeleteGumby?!
ReplyDeleteReally people, Gumby?
I have become overconfident in my mad drawing skillz.
Yeah, um... I saw Gumby too.
ReplyDeleteYou seriously copyrighted this?! Wow. LOL
ReplyDeleteI just marked on my calendar...MMOS made a cartoon today that was really funny and not off-color. Who knows when that will ever happen again?
ReplyDeleteEh, don't dumb it down. I don't think the keys even needed to be in the drawing, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteI'm totally glad you dumbed it down because I'm retarded. And I thought it was HELLA funny! :) ....the joke....not me being retarded.
ReplyDeleteSorry, needed the caption. But THEN it was hysterical!
ReplyDeleteROFL! Yeah, I totally needed the caption. I'm a little slow.
ReplyDeleteI must be one of the slow one's to because i certinaly needed the caption lol :)
ReplyDeleteGumby? Only if Gumby is hydrocephalic.
ReplyDeleteNot for one moment did I think this was Gumby...
ReplyDeleteI make stupid jokes like this all the time though...
My first thought was "melty gun?" OH.... no.....
ReplyDeleteThis was cute, but I hafta agree with the 'looks like Gumby' and 'shoulda been orange' comments. If you'd included Lake Okeechobee it'd been even more clear. Regardless, it was a cute idea and worth doing.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck was that verdict about? Disney World: Conveniently located in the land of legalized infanticide.
ReplyDeleteI sorta thought Gumby was opening his head to look for his keys, till I saw the keys and realized it was Florida.
ReplyDelete@Not actually God..
Lake Okeechobee would have been at Florida's crotchtal region, I think it's better that he left it out.
Damn it, you beat me to it. I was gonna say that Florida's day got off to a bad start when Casey moved in.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I knew it was Florida. But it does look like a penis drawn by a 5 year old.
ReplyDeleteI see Florida now! At first I thought it was Gumby. My bad.
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