Through some sort of hokus-pokus and probably something to do with science, the words will magically appear days later.
So, I did this to a bunch of bananas on my girlfriend's counter and didn't tell her.
This showed up on her Facebook page two days later:
Way to focus there, Rosanne.
Then, of course, I fessed up because, well, I enjoy having sex sometimes and I don't need her predisposed to trying to ward off evil banana spirits 24 hours a day while I sit in the corner by myself playing with my own banana.
Priorities, yo.
Rofl. Doing this.
ReplyDeleteShe said "bury it in the backyard." That's a euphemism if I've ever heard one.
ReplyDeleteThat is freaking hilarious. I am so doing this to anyone that has bananas in their kitchen.
ReplyDeletethat's hilarious! now i want to go write on my mother-in-law's bananas!
ReplyDeleteI think I feel a trend coming on...
ReplyDeleteI tried it at my mom's house and on our bananas at home. Everyone recognized my handwriting and just laughed at me...so glad you got the pleasure of your stunt working.
ReplyDeleteBriliant...give me a week and NYC wont ever eat bananas again lol
ReplyDeleteWait. You have a girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteOkay, got over that shock, now I can say that this is pretty damn funny and I will definitely try this stunt on my husband. And yeah, I snagged me a husband. I was much thinner back then so shut your mouth.
ReplyDeletethat is too funny! Great prank!
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha! Well played once more, dude. I am SO stealing this idea. There will be banana warfare. Oh yes...
ReplyDeleteI love everything about this. Including Rosanne's comment. lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked you didn't write something a little more suggestive. Like, PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH. ALL THE WAY. THAT A GIRL.
ReplyDeleteI guess that would've given it away though, huh?
Ryan: I'm doing it to my boss but putting 'You're Fired' on it.
ReplyDeleteJohn: *blushes*
Joshua: Oh, I bury it all right.
Random: ..or better yet..do it and then PLANT the bananas in the kitchen. Not only will they be, like, 'how did this writing get on the banana' but they'd be like, '..and where did these COME FROM?!'
Sherilin: Hey. Who doesn't.
Chicken: Could be a cold, actually.
Abby: How the F did you get your handwriting on the banana using a toothpick?! THAT IS TALENT.
King: C'mon. We know you New Yorkers can't get enough of the banana.
Pat: Yes. I do have a girlfriend.
Well worth the $50.
Eva: Try it at home, kids!
Veggie: "Banana Warfare" would be a great name for a rock band.
Bloggess: Thank you for not writing '..because you probably have a penis.'
I get that enough from the girlfriend.
Summer: I love that she just blew it off as an old banana.
omg, I have got to try this.
ReplyDeleteI too loved this when I saw it on the bloggess. However, you have just re-inspired me and I know just the person....the blonde colleague that googled how to build a snowman last winter...and not in a funny way, but in a drop dead didn't know how to do it way. Now I just need to think what to write.
ReplyDeleteFresh Out of Gold Stars
Well, of course you know I've got to do this myself, right?
ReplyDeleteThat is such a great trick!! Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWM
Ha Ha Ha..... Say's the girlfriend. You're lucky I think you're cute... and enjoy the penis everyone keeps talking about ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my holy hell. I didn't think people would actually BELIEVE THIS!!! Off to make some shenanigans at work!
ReplyDeleteI am SO going to do that and freak my mom out! She eats a banana in her cereal every morning.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you suggest I write? You're good at that kinda thing...
I did this too, after reading The Bloggess post.
ReplyDeleteTotally freaked the wife and kids the FUCK out.
Life Hack for the WIN!
Oh my gosh...
ReplyDeleteYOU KNOW this could go on forever.
I ask for a weekly etched banana post.
And don't make that dirty.