Carry on.
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If you follow me on Twitter, you may or may not have seen this:
In related news, my true friends are few and far between.
BUT, if you're one of my good friends AND it happens to be your birthday AND we're friends on Facebook, you just might find something like this posted on your Facebook wall:
Public humiliation.
It's how I roll.
But here's where that Tweet comes from..because my friend, John, that I wished 'Happy Birthday, lover!' to?
He LIKED the status.
See? Sense of humor. Guy knows where I'm coming from.
Contrast that to my other friend and former co-worker, Barry's response:
Granted that John is young and single and Barry is older and happily married with three kids and now has to answer shit from his wife and children, like, "ARE YOU GAY?!" and "You told me this was just a string of extra-large pearls!" but, seriously..block me?
BLOCK ME?!
Yeah. Probably a good idea.
For your birthday present I read your post first thing in the morning on a Monday. Its kind of a lousy present, but I'm broke. Have a good one!
ReplyDeleteWas that a hint that you want a pearl necklace for your birthday? Guess John needs to step it up for you. Or Barry. Or both.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, lover!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou're in luck, I hear Monday's are gay night at the adult video megaplex. Two for one beads and anything else John can come up with! Happy Birthday sir.
ReplyDeleteFor your birthday, I'm commenting.
ReplyDeleteAnd telling you a secret.
Happy birthday, daddy.
hee hee hee hee hee...
so im curious, what are your plans for your bjay?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to my favorite funny midget. :)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, isn't Barry the one who ate the callouses off his hands during a work meeting??
And you're worried about him blocking you?? LOLOL Tell him to go eat his hand.
Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!
ReplyDeleteAnd, Deborah..no..different Barry.
WAY different..but OMG thanks for remembering that post!! Holy crap...goes back a loooong way.
You're welcome. Every boring work meeting I've attended since I read that post, I look for the "Barry" in the room. ha ha
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday. Just found your site today and already I want birthday wishes from you! Hope you have a great day and can't want to hear the birthday wishes you get!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! Here's hoping you get what you want. Or, at least, not something crappy.
ReplyDeleteYou truly are one of my favorite bloggy people.
ReplyDelete:-)
Pearl
Too funny. I would never block you. Happy birthday!
ReplyDeleteI would never block you either! Prudes!
ReplyDeleteI will never block you, no matter how raunchy and crazy you get on my wall. In fact, please get crazy on my wall. My statuses about vampires and cannibals don't do the trick
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday and I will look you up on facebook as your birthday present LOL
ReplyDeleteHelpful tip: If you buy a string of extra-large pearls for 25 cents at a garage sale, wash them off really well first.
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day.
I can't remember which one of us is older, so I'll just do my best to alternate between disdain and envy.
Eat some more cake while I go re-read that sickening post about Barry eating his callouses.
Happy Birthday... and this definitely confirms why I'm NOT friends with lots of people on facebook.
ReplyDeletei love you like i love facebook.
ReplyDeletemore of a love/hate, I guess you could say. Can't wait for my birthday love note.
*I* didn't get a happy birthday lover on MY birthday. I starting to think our pretend internet fake friendship has been a sham all along.
ReplyDeleteI AM starting to think. Not I starting to think.
ReplyDeleteI just ruined my own fucking comment with that. Great.
You are such a dangerous friend to have around.
ReplyDeleteSome people have no sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, MoFo!
ReplyDeleteThat's too fucking funny.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday. Yeah. That's me. A day late and a dollar short!
ReplyDeleteMoooog.
ReplyDeletewhenever coming here, all I can say, is
OH MY GOD, Moooog.