GET FORCE FACTOR AND GET BIG MUSCLES AND ONE TEENY TINY NOGGIN.

Sometimes when I'm checking my email I'll see these ads on the edge of the page which I typically ignore but I haven't figured out how to ignore the 'SHOCKING MUSCLE PICTURE' ones like this:


Good Christ.

Listen. I like going to the gym as much as the next guy (read: not at all) but if I take a supplement to get more muscles that has the distinct side effect of etching the Van Halen Logo into my head, I'll have to say 'thank you but NO THANK YOU.'



Oh, wait.

There's another..

..um..

..advertisement.


Dude.

Gross.

The last time I saw something like that it was when Bugs Bunny fought 'The Crusher.'


Oh.

There's one more picture of this guy in the ad..


Nice bean there, buddy..

I can see the bumper sticker now:

"Got teeny tiny disproportionate head?"

Let's actually make this a little more accurate:


There.

I actually had to rescale this guy's head at 130% so it didn't look like that guy in the waiting room in the movie Beetlejuice.


Of course, being an avid weightlifter, I'm always interested in new products so I decided to see what I'd look like if I gave in and took "Force Factor" myself.


Gah.

I think I'll stick with Muscle Milk.

My head is small enough as it is.

That one's free.