Putting this in the 'shit people send me' file, I got this email from one of my Facebook Friends after one of my updates appeared in his Facebook feed:
I don't think that could have been planned any better.
My apologies to the residents of Loraine, Ohio - although I don't think I've ever peed in a shower there, I kind of feel responsible.
What I want to know is, how did Loraine, Ohio get a hold of the information so fast? It's almost as if they are following you around. It could be that after 213 urinations across this fair land that there has been a Pee Network established. Every time Lacroix pees alarm bells go off and the nearest city boils there water.
This is even worse than the time Lindsay tweeted she couldnt' wait to return from the Outback and the news reported that koala bears where dying in droves from STD's.
What I want to know is, how did Loraine, Ohio get a hold of the information so fast? It's almost as if they are following you around. It could be that after 213 urinations across this fair land that there has been a Pee Network established. Every time Lacroix pees alarm bells go off and the nearest city boils there water.
ReplyDeleteThis is even worse than the time Lindsay tweeted she couldnt' wait to return from the Outback and the news reported that koala bears where dying in droves from STD's.
ReplyDeleteI still laugh when I think of that posts timing. Could not have been timed any better.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it!
You keep them coming and the Internet will eventually fall in sync. Now start your PowerBall campaign.
ReplyDeleteI think I have just found my person to blame everything on...like everything.
ReplyDeleteRodney says, "Lorain Water Supply, I am in you."
ReplyDeleteI don't live too far from there. Goddamnit.
ReplyDeleteI moved away from Lorain years ago. Whew!
ReplyDeleteStay out of the showers in Maine, dude! lol
ReplyDeletestop peeing on loraine, rodney. she's a person too.
ReplyDeleteditto what Eva said, except Massachusetts
ReplyDeleteThose boils on Loraine have to be really bad if the media's getting involved.
ReplyDeleteAhahahhaha! OMG. Too funny, Rodney.
ReplyDelete213 showers?! Really?! Not 214? Or 211? Why...you're quite the compulsive shower pee-er, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see you have a post up I get ready to laugh. Where do you GET this stuff... you are so freaking funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo you pee lava? Awesome!
ReplyDeleteAh, but do not imagine you have peed where no man has peed before; ergo you stood in the pee of hundreds before you; NOW GO WASH YOUR FEET
ReplyDeleteLucky! My timing is always off. Especially when I talk about peeing.
ReplyDeleteI think you will want to get a facebook button to your site. Just bookmarked this url, but I had to do it by hand. Just my suggestion.
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ReplyDeleteThis one: the shower marking.
YES>
My husband makes our shower smell like a Greyhound station and acts all innocent.