Now, I'm no marine biologist but I'm pretty sure sand dollars don't give birth to humans so this can only mean ONE thing.
This is actually an image of Jesus and this thing is totally going on Craigslist.
I haven't had any offers yet but I'm thinking maybe I should have put it under "arts and crafts" or "furniture" but "collectibles" seemed like the best bet since there was no "religious fetus images" category.
YET.
Dood you need to contact the jesus cheeseburger lady or the westboro baptist church or EVEN BETTER that nutter christian museum that shows people riding dinosaurs because that's what happened 6000 years ago when the earth was first created.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, you said "whilst peeing". Very classy! Probably that's why a Jesus fetus is in your bathroom. *jealous*
ReplyDeleteU can't sell Jesus!!!!!!!! Isn't that sacreligious or something?
ReplyDeletei love how starfish sphincters (band name?) are worth the extra $5!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I can't believe no one has bid on it yet! Hang in there! I'm sure some fool will!
ReplyDeleteUm, Jesus is not for sale. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteIf it turns out to be Moses, will you provide a refund?
ReplyDeleteUh.... you have made an enormous error..... clearly that is baby Poseiden... I mean it came from the sea and everything!
ReplyDeleteWitchcraft. Since it's coming from Salem I'm fairly sure it's a Satan fetus. Those are much cheaper because he impregnates things all the time. You've seen the movies I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteThe object with the jesus fetus looks to me to be a sea urchin, not a sand dollar. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDelete--grace
Oh for gods sake. I need you as my neighbor. I may have to put a link up to this so if you get hundreds of hits(or one, I am not as popular as you are) hit from my blog it's your own fault.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so far I've had ONE offer for this thing so I'm thinking of dropping my price to, like, $9500.
ReplyDelete$9505 for the pair.
Seems fair.
I applaud your entrepreneurial skills. I saw Jesus once on the bottom of a frying pan in an Italian deli. I should have offered to buy it, but then I'd be stuck with a greasy Jesus. No offense.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever think, whilst peeing, that the creepy Jesus fetus is staring at you? Like, he's kind of looking down at you, waiting for the exact moment where you are relaxed enough that he could actually escape the print and eat your soul?
ReplyDeleteNo?
Yeah, I wouldn't think so either.
I'll give you $7.23 with free shipping.
We need to be neighbors.
ReplyDeleteYou said Jesus fetus.
ReplyDeleteSouthern Comfort came spewing out my nose.
I completely misunderstood. I thought you had Festus from Gun Smoke on there. I would have bought that.
ReplyDeleteOMFG. That is DEFINITELY a fetus.
ReplyDeleteAll right, now I'm scared. That's a fetus. You have a Jesus in your bathroom. And I can't believe that you discovered that while you were peeing.
ReplyDeleteI bet Mary could have used that for her birth announcements.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me scared for us christians... Lol
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