This is one of those cases.
I received a message out of the blue one day on Facebook:
Let me just say if that you're ever sending me a message about posting something with the subject of "Vagina Sunchip" please don't even bother to ask and just send it because how do you NOT post something called 'Vagina Sunchip?'
Boggles my mind.
Regardless, people, I give you the Vagina SunChip:
..and that's how I ended up having sex with a snack.
Shortly after, though, she sent me this photo with the subject of:
"Chaz Bono SunChip?"
Brilliant.
Although I think Chaz Bono is more of a "Chaz Bono Bugles" person now.
That is how you do it people.
Thanks in advance.
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Special thanks for making this possible goes to Katherine over at Shoot Me Now.
You never cease to amaze!
ReplyDeleteBut more importantly, How does it taste?
ReplyDeletethat is fucking awesome! and thats why i fucking love you....screw morals, lets jsut laugh
ReplyDeleteI have a new kitten I need to name. Vagina Sunchip just shot to the top of the list.
ReplyDeleteI am sure that's why they made camera phones. Life is good.
ReplyDeleteMy one concern is that after you had sex with some random snack did you then eat a Chaz Bono Vagina Sunchip? Or worse, his Bugle?
ReplyDeleteI-LOVE-YOU. I can hardly breathe I am laughing so hard. Now, I am going out to buy some bugles!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you had the photo because I was worried I'd have to just imagine it forever.
ReplyDeleteis that baby licking its lips?
ReplyDeletewhat happened to the days of just fucking warm apple pies?
oooh, yeah, baby. i can't wait to munch your sunchip.
ReplyDeleteThe Vagina SunChip is hilarious. And I am laughing over the fact that Katherine couldn't post this on HER blog because her mom reads it. That's too funny.
ReplyDeleteHi, Katherine! *waves*
I think I am justified in being so freaked out that the doll is licking its lips! *shiver*
ReplyDeleteThat being said...you have to love a tasty vagina sunchip...which by the way is much less nasty than I thought it would be upon seeing the title of the message!
the funniest part about this whole post was about Chaz Bono being a "Bugles" person now.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you'd have to be very delicate with that one - too delicate for my liking, but it's still pretty awesome!
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I suddenly craved sun chips, until the second picture. And you've ruined bugles for me forever.
ReplyDeleteThis sunchip is in need of my new invention...the 'Vaga-Tweez' for those hard to get splinters. Of course, usually the Vaga-Tweez accompanies a full disclosure with my other invention, 'The Poor Man's Viagra' which consists of two popsicle sticks and some duc tape. Makes a great stocking stuffer. Love the sunchip. That could bring hours of entertainment with each new prop placement.
ReplyDeleteYou are bad. And hilarious. Someone could probably make a killing out of manufacturing those.
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