Friday, December 02, 2011

Snaggletooth Daughters and Penis Tweets

At work the other day when this IM pops up from my friend, Janet:



I love ruining people's lives so much.

Chat me up on IM.

I'll show you how it's done.

Moog out.

9 comments:

  1. Denise8:37 AM

    IM with a man-of-steel who posts his IM's, but doesn't proofread what he redacted (third from bottom, ahem) before posting?

    I think not.

    :-)

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  2. Denise: FIXED! Phew.

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  3. Denise9:23 AM

    I try to expose a friend on the internet every morning.

    It gets the blood pumping, like working out with a personal trainer.

    Without the expense.

    Or the exertion.

    Or the sweat messing up my hair and makeup.

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  4. denise....with all your exertion and messed up hair/make up and sweat....it smells like sex in here. what did i walk into....

    nothing like some boston steamroller humor to ruin ones reputation

    just dont forget to aim for her mouth

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  5. Is Janet your new work wife?

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  6. I miss IMing with Janet as well. Perhaps I should drop her a line, but I fear I would not match your same level of compact humor.

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  7. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Hilarious. A friend and I ran a speed dating company for several years. If anyone had gotten hold of the emails we sent back and forth during that time, we would have lost our lives.

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  8. I was going to ask the same question as Mike. Is Janet your new work wife?

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  9. Actually, Janet is a work wife from two jobs ago.

    See? Harassment NEVER gets old.

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